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that is over with, lets continue.
As an appendix to earlier work, I have more great news for anyone who wishes to rip off Wal*Mart.
Needed:Gloves (optional)
1 Road Flare and
4 INCINDIARY GRENADES!!!
Di Once you have procured the items necessary to perform this task, go to Wal*Mart whilst wearing the gloves (to prevent fingerprints) and the disguise (preferably sunglasses and a wig). Drop a Grenade into 4 different places such as crafts, gardening, sporting goods (next to the ammo so as to cause it to Explode) and in paints (next to the spray cans so as to make them Explode too). Then, as people run around in the confusion, SMASH ?N? GRAB your way to a better life. Oh, and remember that Flare you have left? Well, get some WD-40 from the shelves in automotive and use the two as one of the anarchists Best Friends, the classic ***FLAMETHROWER as your escape weapon. And if you want you can rob the cashier.
Peace out and until next time, Sayonara!