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(230 votes) Published: Feb 07, 2006 3:37 p.m. In 14 Favorites Lists Viewed 1974 times
NO THIS IS NOT SPAM! ITS AN ACTUAL, INFORMATIONAL EGG!
I spent last weekend in Ihio in some desolate, 800 person town with my cosin. Well on saturday night he said "Hey [slash], wanna go make a snow dick?". Out of curiosity I said "yeah". So we went out to the local high school and on the 50 yard line of the football feild. we built a 12 ft high dick out of snow. Heres how you do it...
Supplies -Nice, wet workable snow
-2 large snowballs
-5 mediun snowballs
-10-12 small snowballs
-Water(optional)
-Camping Lamp or other souce of light(tust me, you’ll be doing this in the dark)
Well firstoff make a skeletal structer for the snow dick as such
(this is where the egg gets a little creepy)
Make two large snowballs for the balls and make sure they will be able to support the weight of the rest of the sculpture.
Work from the base up making sure that the weight can be supported. Make sure the base is thicked as you build up, making a solid post-like deal. Smooth it out and add veins if you wish.
Next pack in the 10 or so small snowballs between the top and second top snowball. Smooth that out real nice for the head.
Now if your really gun-ho about pissing people off with it, get a few buckets of hose water from a nearby house and soak the sculpture so its not easily destroyed.
Even more get some of those "snow dies" from wallmart and paint it. Put a face on it or write your girlfriends name on it. Its the perfect gift! And also, dont judge, this is actually funny as fuck after its all said and done
Feb 07, 2006 4:20 pm - ha ha great , and you fucking ass hole , you cant even call me a noob ive been on here for two years, so shut the fuck up , and been an ass and downrate my eggs, boo fuckulating hoo. go sit on the snow dick ,we know that hand grenade is making up for the artillery you don’t have, anyway i love it, even if you did copy so 5, and in my favourites
Feb 07, 2006 4:27 pm - Haha bloo got pwned
Dont you hate it when noobs bitch karl?
It has got to be the most annoying thing ever, and they’re always wrong
Feb 07, 2006 4:38 pm - Oooooooh oh no i cant call you a n00b, what will i do. I really dont give a fuck you stupid homo.
Feb 07, 2006 5:10 pm - I guess if your comfortable with your man-hood you can make agiant snow-dick. It is creative, I’m going to make some little one and put them all ovet the neghborhood. 3*
Feb 07, 2006 5:14 pm - you spend some time ON your dad´s, why not on this one?
ha pwned! and in case you come up with a clever punk ass come back, i just wanna say that i did it not cuz i dislike you, you just said the phrase so perfectly made for me to reply (and i wont be here to see the comeback cuz i got homework)
Feb 07, 2006 10:49 pm - WOW surprised anyone still made those but anyone whos bitches about it is probably 14 and doesnt have the neccesary maturity level of an adult which is what you need on this site cause everybody gets a laugh out of makin fun of noobs you all need to die of pneumonia and stop posting stupid shit
Feb 08, 2006 12:30 pm - What the fuck is firstname’s problem? You can build these infront of schools where little children will be exposed to them! "Mommy whats that?"
"Oh honey its just a giant army of enormous genitals!" HAHAHA! Fucking great! 5*
Feb 08, 2006 1:23 pm - yeah its funny but... im pretty much a veteran of this site(even though i have low egg points) and i chose to leave this place for awhile because of spammers like firstname and that crap and besides thats cool making a giant dick in a football field and ummm.... do they actually go out on that field for recess? and why is your cousin such a douch? (LOLLOCAUST hes jacking off a dick ROFL!)
Feb 07, 2006 4:27 p.m. -
haha, look at the noob getting heated!!!!!!! POWNAGE!!!!
shut the fuck up you pms in like every egg/forum post
this is funny as FUCK and its ALMOST as big as mine, maybe 4 more feet and you got me beat, did i mention that i pass out when i get a hardon cause of the size?
Feb 11, 2006 1:36 pm - haha...... ive made one b4, it was huge and the guy i was making it with added so much fuckin’ detail.......and yea it is funny as shit especialy seince it was in the front yard of some rich guys house and stayed around and watched all the rich asswholes get real pissed off...... anyway 5***
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