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(81 votes) Published: Feb 08, 2006 3:33 p.m. Viewed 362 times
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Well since the introduction is done lets begin.
mcdonalds funny stories
Well one day me and my friends were at mcdonalds at our lil corner kinda neer the bathrooms.So i told my friends ill do something really funny.I went in the bathroom and came out with my pants pulled down yelling *SOME ONE TRYED TO RAPE ME* and i ran to the cash register saying *someone in the bathroom tryed to rape me* in a scared and frightened voice the cash register chick was just staring at me.My friends were just laughing there asses off!!! My one friend had pop come outa his nose.Then one of the workers went into the batjroom and i pulled up my pants and we ran outa there as fast as we could.
It was so funny though.
Well one day in mcdonalds my friends went in and got food.I waited till noone was at the csh register.My friends were staring at me.I wore black clothes lol (i not a goth i just wore black clothes this time i went to mcdonalds.) and i was walking around in circles in front of the cash register chick with my hood over my head and my head facing down.Then i went up to the cash register chick and said *dont* and she said *dont what?* and im just like *dont* and i walked outa there.Once i walked out i looked through the window and they were all staring at me.My friends were just all laughing.
funny prank me and my friend zack did
One time we were at the library (the town library not the school library) and 5 minutes befor we had to get off the computers we were on we pulled out all the internet cordes that has all the computers hooked up to the internet and shut off our computers we were on(there are 8 computers with internet we shut off the 2 we were on 2/8) then we left.We came back 5 minutes later and the libratian didnt know what the fuck was going on and everyone had to get off the computers.We were just laughing our heads off.
Well i know this isnt the greatest lol but i like to share my things i did to people with you guys.:)
Please if you dont think its that funny do these things by yourself or get a friend to do it so you can see how funny it is...
Feb 08, 2006 4:22 pm - Its ok. The raing one was the only one that made me chuckle. The rest was just random shit. This is what my friends and I do...
Drive through a drive-thru backwards (as in driving thru the right way, only your car is backwards) and roll up to the window in President masks, like Noxon and Clinton and talk jibberish. They freak out or laugh their asses off and then you drive away (backwards).
Feb 08, 2006 5:08 pm - haha i liked the rape one. but the others were kinda plain....
if you really wanna have a good laugh go into a McDonalds and go into a corner thats pretty visible and just start pissin. the people wont touch you but they will like freak out it was funny shit my friend did it and we didnt even plan on it haha
Feb 08, 2006 8:44 pm - that one was great but try this one,
usually at the counter the employee fills your drink first, so when they turn their back to do something else (like get your fries) turn the drink upside-down and if they say something to you about it or give you a quizzical look say that thats how they put it down. it’s funny as hell.
Mar 22, 2007 9:56 pm - hey fag, you relaly are nt that funney just inmature kids that think sexual things r funny "oh someone raped me" BAHAHAHAH SO FUCKING FUNNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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