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(43 votes) Published: Feb 26, 2003 12:00 a.m. Viewed 1605 times
Yet more proof that I have lost it due to the forum. I gots me some extra J&B mischter schpider head guy. Do yas wants schome? Once in a restaurant, a man dropped his spoon and the ninja sitting at the table across from mine flipped out and killed the whole town. Then some dude jumps out of nowhere. The ninja starts beating this guys ass bad. ?dne ehT Then the dude starts trying to run away, but the ninja pulls out a ninja star and throws it at the dude. The ninja star cuts the guys head totally off. !Yo quero Taco Bell! The head rolls over near this old dog that looks at the head and barfs all over the place. The ninja starts flying and everybody starts screaming. Some idiot walks by singing a super annoying song. Then the ninja wakes up super pissed and ready to rock. The guy just keeps walking and singing, while the ninja starts cutting down a building. When the guy walks by the building, it falls on him. The dudes feet are left sticking out from under the building. The feet explode all over the place, because of blood pressure. Then all these babes start coming out of nowhere. I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap jaw space with a tuning fork does a raw blink on hara kiri rock. Then all these dogs come out of nowhere and the ninja has to beat the dogs asses. First he kicks this one dog right in the nuts. The dog screams, I need scissors! and jumps out the window. 61! Then he jumps in the air and kicks two dogs in the nuts at once! Both dogs evaporate. Every time the ninja kicks nuts, a guitar squeals hard. Then the ninja has to battle the boss dog. The boss dog is huge. Before the boss dog can attack, he uppercuts the boss dogs nuts so hard that the boss explodes. Then the guitar squeals REALLY hard and explodes. My friend Mark says that he once saw a ninja totally uppercut a kid just for opening a window. The ninja and his girlfrinend sat down at the restaraunt in the next town. Some old fool is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like a hundred, no, a THOUSAND boners. But the ninja sees the boners. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like, "Yeah right who cares," and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninjas boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirates boners explodes while making a whistling sound like fireworks and confetti comes out of them. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork. I have come down to earth to asimilate you all and eat cookies . And Im out of cookies. You got any? My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. Once there was a bunch of pirates eating chicken buttholes. Nicht springen! Fortunately, a ninja sees everything and realizes what a bunch of bull crap it is. So the ninja walks up to them and is like, Yo whats your problem? The head pirate says, Get out of here now. Let me tell yall a story bout a man named Jed, was so broke he barely kept his famly fed, till one day he was shootin at some food, when up from the ground came a bubblin crude. Septic, that is. Black ’n old. Tex’s pee. And buttholes fall all over the silverware. Then the ninja screams No!, then he throws a bag of burning poop on the head pirates doorstep and when he stomps on it he is like totally nuked by it. Then the ninja pulls out a huge guitar which is really medium sized and wails. But the pirates dont explode, they start to dance. Hard, harder than the hardest blackest boner alive. And when they dance, the pirates look totally stupid. Stupider than the RottenEggs.com forum, if that is at all possible. Password: * * * * * Everybody in the entire world craps their pants laughing at the pure stupidity of the pirates. But the ninja has A.D.D. and starts losing energy/power and the pirates start stopping dancing. In several motions, the pirates come toward the ninja. But, out of NOWHERE this bad ass lake appears and a huge hippo busts out of it hard. Water sprays everywhere. Even on the pirates, so you can see their stupidity even better. Most of the pirates are like This cant be happening! The hippo says Guess what, it is. and slaps them all with the ninja pretty hard. Then eats a couple of them. And then the ninja says lets rock brother. They both pull out expensive guitars and start wailing on them really really hard. Since the ninja cant concentrate, the hippo thoughtfully guides his hand, because they are blood brothers till the end of time and space. Then the pirates all morph into this tiny diaper and the hippo and ninja morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest friggn dump in the pirate diaper. The pirates scream turns into a crap-gargle. The ninjas A.D.D. heals and the two brothers smoke cigarettes and get ice-cream and pop, which they enjoy a lot. Potato!
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