Dildo Prank! (funny ass story)
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(178 votes)
Published: Feb 09, 2006 3:54 p.m.
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Well gang, this week has been a busy week for my school. Some friends of mine just got busted yesterday for coming to school stoned, and today they had to deal with a dildo! So when our superintendents are finished filing out police reports, they can sit back and enjoy our gift!
You see my amigo (who will will call Zanzabar) was driving down a street about a week ago, and he spied a dildo on the side of this road out of town. Knowing Zanzabar you wouldnt be surprised that he slammed on his brakes, pulled over, and picked it up with a trash bag.
He showed it to us after the superbowl. This being the first dildo I have seen in real life really made me laugh. It is about a foot long, flesh colored, and has a place to stick batteries in it!
Zanzabar told me to think of something to do with it, but my other friend (who we shall call Mr. President) beat me to it! On Monday Mr. President put the dildo in the choir teachers piano( the part that opens up, where the strings are) thinking that she wouldnt find it until she opened the lid for their concert.
I was previously kicked out of choir for letting rats loose, so I couldnt help. But anyhoo, today was the big day!
Half way through choir practice the T.A. was playing the piano and realized that it sounded funny on one key, so she opened the lid, reached in AND PICKED UP THE MASSIVE DILDO WITH HER BARE HAND!
When she realized what it was, she shrieked and chucked it away from her AND IT LANDED AT THE CHOIR TEACHERS FEET! At that point the room got dead silent (all of this happened in front of 60 students). The choir teacher (who has gone through complete hell) looked at the dildo, hung her head, and adressed the crowd. " I cant believe you guys did this, you guys have gone to far." At that point it registered in everyones mind what had just happened and the whole room burst out in laughter!
She never regained control, she didnt want to touch it, so she tried ignoring it, but that sure as hell didnt work. So eventually she made one of the kids pick it up in a kleenix and throw it away!
This just happened today, so I have no idea what will happen next. I think the choir teacher will quit her job or commit suicide. I will be called into the office, and they will eventually find out it was Mr. President and suspend him. Either way this was the funniest thing that has ever happened at my school. I have just lost my title of best prank, but I am glad that I paved the way for a friend to do something great!
I will post updates soon, but I am going to the beach with friends tommorrow so it might have to wait till monday. If you dont believe me I will photocopy my friends letter of suspension when he gets caught.
That’s it for now, peace out.
ILoveTitties |
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 | Feb 09, 2006 4:06 pm -
Comment plz |
| Feb 09, 2006 4:08 pm -
Hahaha I said "plz" so I sounded hip and cool. Dont think I aint down with you young people talk just because I have hit the miracle age of 17! WOW! |
| Feb 09, 2006 4:09 pm -
Man Im so damn cool, I think I will write a song about myself and beat off to Justin Timberlake Music with two prostitutes! YAY! |
 | Feb 09, 2006 4:09 pm -
lol funny story |
 | Feb 09, 2006 4:20 pm -
HAHAHAHA... classic. 5* |
 | Feb 09, 2006 4:20 pm -
5* lmao, awesomely funny story. HAH dildos, you just have to love them |
| Feb 09, 2006 4:22 pm -
whoah ^^^ thats crazy both at 4:20, it’s a sign |
 | Feb 09, 2006 4:27 pm -
hella funny 5 |
 | Feb 09, 2006 4:36 pm -
fricken funny story, 5*s man |
 | Feb 09, 2006 4:53 pm -
Holly Fucken shit thats so sweet 5* for sure. |
 | Feb 09, 2006 4:58 pm -
LOL five for the pic. good story. 5 for that too |
 | Feb 09, 2006 5:05 pm -
haha nice display pic and that is funny as fuck 5***** |
 | Feb 09, 2006 5:12 pm -
lmao! 5* |
 | Feb 09, 2006 5:23 pm -
wow, that is awesome. but don’t be so pesamistic about your friend gettig caught. how woudd they find out?
by the way. did you make an eg about the rats? cause I remember reading one like that once |
 | Feb 09, 2006 5:43 pm -
haha funny story, sounds like the teacher is a nut though. "You guys have gone too far" =(. 5*. |
| Feb 09, 2006 5:57 pm -
Yeah I made an egg on me getting suspended for setting rats loose, its on my profile. I am pessimistic about him getting caught because he told pretty much the whole school that he found a dildo on the side of the road. We have a small school.
I wanted to do something outside of school since everyone knew about it. But a few days of suspension is totally worth it for this. |
| Feb 09, 2006 6:06 pm -
The whole school faculty will be very surprised that I have nothing to do with this. I told my study hall teacher that there was a dildo in choir class and he didnt believe me. |
 | Feb 09, 2006 6:15 pm -
this sucks a fat dildo....go die i hate you. 5* because it sucks so much. |
| Feb 09, 2006 6:29 pm -
^^Dude your picture rocks! This guy I know took a bunch of his friends to see that wearing cowboy hats, they didnt tell one of them that it was about gay cowboys, and he freaked out. |
 | Feb 09, 2006 6:29 pm -
5 stars! |
 | Feb 09, 2006 6:29 pm -
wow this is sooo funny man anything with a dildo is funny, infact i cant say dildo without laughing (that just shows my level of maturity) 5* |
 | Feb 09, 2006 6:38 pm -
thats a really funny story great prank |
 | Feb 09, 2006 9:58 pm -
Hahahaa! That’s a classic!
lov tha pic
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 | Feb 09, 2006 10:07 pm -
HA HA nice!! 5* |
 | Feb 09, 2006 10:10 pm -
STAY WITH "YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT IT" they can’t prove any thing, even if they say they can say "Then prove it." and walk away, if they try to hold you, tell them " You’re holding me for no reason, and hindering my education, I’m going back to class." then leave. |
 | Feb 09, 2006 11:15 pm -
finally something worth reading 5* |
 | Feb 10, 2006 9:16 am - c ool
nice prank mate its pretty funny...but how did you know what was going on i thought you got suspended? |
 | Feb 10, 2006 10:33 am -
hilarious |
 | Feb 10, 2006 12:59 pm -
Haha nice 4*s |
 | Feb 10, 2006 3:49 pm -
haha, you get the rare,
ROFl337[i] |
 | Feb 10, 2006 5:58 pm -
*****
if this is real... |
 | Feb 10, 2006 8:14 pm -
ahhh dildos are the best |
 | Feb 11, 2006 12:32 pm -
hahahhahahahahah 5* |
 | Feb 12, 2006 3:39 pm - tehe
thats pretty funny...i can only imagine what would happen in my school* |
 | Feb 26, 2006 6:50 pm - dildo hahah
dude the word dildo his funny but that like what would our schools choir teacher say like ummmmm wow theres a massive dildo in my piono thats a great story lol 5 fucking millions stars |
 | Mar 09, 2006 8:19 pm -
sweet! 5+ |
 | Mar 16, 2006 7:33 am -
FuCkInG HaLaRiOuS 5**** AlL tHe Way |
 | Mar 17, 2006 7:50 am -
LOL funny ass story!! 5 |
 | Apr 10, 2006 9:44 pm - hahahahahahaha
dude thats fuckin hilarious i wish i found dildos on the side of the road o the fun i cou;ld have 5******** |
| May 01, 2006 10:18 am -
They should consider remodeling that trophy. |
 | Jun 25, 2006 9:44 am -
Good story. |
 | Feb 21, 2007 7:16 am -
haha that was pretty funny 5* |
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