HoW tO hAvE a WiLd SeX pArTy
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(75 votes)
Published: May 06, 2003 12:00 a.m.
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Okay, first you grab your onion, then take it to the local
piggly wiggly, jump onto a box of cereal and surf down to
the lobster aisle. Now you cant just have any kind of
lobster, mind you, it needs to be an alaskan poop lobster,
now clip two onto your ears, and then pour Old Bay seasoning
into your nose. This will make you sneeze, but its okay. Now
find a cat and give a lobster to it. The lobster will grab
onto its tail and it will change into a banjo. Now surf to
the American embassy in Georgia, if you live in Georgia
then go to New York, it doesnt matter. Then go to the toy store
and throw the toys at the people who come in, except
the women. When there are as many women as you want in the
store, surf down from the ceiling and proclaim yourself
king over them. They will be skeptical at first, but then
give them a havanabanana and they will love you.
The next step is you need to play your banjo in front of the
onion and it will sing opera like music, I know some of you
cant stand it, but it will sound good because the onion is
singing it. Then out of nowhere a giant staircase will fall
from the sky, and it will lead to the onion palace. But
its a long walk up, and the onion knew that, so he made a
blue convertable fall with it, so your babes didnt have to
walk and think you were a scrub, even though you had a
havanabanana and a lobstercat banjo. Ride up to the palace
and enjoy the benefits of being a man.
BTW, why dont you just surf up? Because the cereal box is now empty from all that surfing. You could grab another one, though, or use some mountain dew rocket pants (patent pending). |
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 | May 30, 2005 7:39 pm -
hmm.... 0
moron don’t post gay eggs noone wants to read them.......
and don’t say im a perv for looking at this i just wanted to see wut a lvl 10 memver was doin..... |
 | Jul 30, 2005 7:08 pm - DUMB ASS
You Don’t have shit on the Onion Army. It was Me and emdeyemay, Who Got it Going. N00B This site is Shitty Compared to what it used to look like. |
 | Mar 25, 2007 10:33 am -
MrBond’s a fag
also
this is the greatest egg of all time!!! |
 | Dec 30, 2007 1:02 pm -
aww, i was looking for advice on how to throw a wild sex party... how dissapointing... :( |
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