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May 19, 2006 8:01 pm -
Well here i am , just sitting here, finish watching Sniper 2, good movie by the way. I am really into War movies, and that. Anyway, i think to myself, i haven’t blogged anything in a while. So here i am , and know what i really not sure what i am blogging here.
I was just checking other sites out, and you know these people talk about how they blog all day. Well i got thinking about that, how do you just sit there and blog all day. And heck what do you blog about, if you are just sitting there in front of the pc all day blogging. Well about all i could figure out was that they were either making it all up, or doing a story, or well just sitting there not doing nothing.
So i guess we could say that they were not doing any house work, or cooking dinner, shopping for food. Or anything, if they had kids, i guess they weren’t watching them neither. So how do you blog all day every day , 24 hours a day , 7 days a week,= 365 days a year? And even a bigger question what the heck are you blogging about? If you are not doing anything all day, then sitting in front of that pc, then what are you blogging about, got me. Well that is it for this blog.

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Mar 10, 2006 10:56 am - Lots of fun here
Ok this is going to be short and easy. I have done this myself. If you know someone who works in a office and has their own office, while they are away, you get a bunch of people to help you blow up ballons, and then while the person is gone, you put all of these ballons in their office, and when they come back they can’t get into their office cause it is full of ballons, it is a easy prank to pull, and you don’t want to miss out on the look on the persons face when they try to get into their office.
Believe me it was fun, and it is a safe prank to play on someone. YOU can do it to cars too, or bathrooms. Use your imagation on this one .

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Mar 10, 2006 6:40 pm -
I LIKE it!!

But I’d die from lack of oxygen after filling them!

LOL!

Feb 23, 2006 7:06 am - The Word Fuck
The Definiton Of the F Word
Current mood: drained
Category: Writing and Poetry


From "Monty Python"

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter ’f’ ...fuck is the only word refered to as ’the f word... It’s the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the english language is derived from german ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.

In english, fuck falls into many grammatical categories:

As a transitive verb for intance ...John fucked Shirley.

As an intransitive verb...Shirley fucks.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...

An adjective such as ...John’s doing all the fucking work.

As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too fucking much.

As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is fucking beautiful.

As a noun ...I don’t give a fuck.

As part of a word ...absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible.

And as almost every word in a sentence ...Fuck the fucking fuckers.

As you must realize, there aren’t too many words with the versatility of fuck...such as these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud ...I got fucked at the used car lot.

Dismay ...ahhh fuck it.

Trouble ...I guess I’m really fucked now.

Agression ...Don’t fuck with me buddy.

Difficulty ...I don’t understand this fucking question.

Inquiry ...Who the fuck was that?

Dissatisfaction ...I don’t like what the fuck is going on here.

Incompetance ...He’s a fuck-off.

Dismissal ...Why don’t you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself...

I’m sure you can think of many more examples.

With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.

It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly...

...FUCK YOU!

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Feb 23, 2006 2:16 pm -

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