How to Get Your Parents Stoned! (sweet story)
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(155 votes)
Published: Feb 15, 2006 4:26 p.m.
Viewed 1208 times |
Well guys I have done it! I have given my dad the gift of a high.
It all started when my dad began acting wierd lately, and made us sit through a long dinner. So my sister and I made some pot milk( milk with pot boiled in it) and put it in his mocha blast mix container. It was only a small amount of milk so you couldnt tell, but it was armed to the teeth with THC.
My dad makes a huge cup of the mocha blast mix every morning, and this morning was no differrent. He drank a big chunk of it and then my sister and I had a taste. After three sips I had a massive buzz, so I am happy to report that my dad felt it!
It has been a while since my dad has used pot(like 20 years), so it didnt totally fuck him up, but he felt it!
He started babbling about a dog with diabetes to me while hopelessly trying to describe the chore that I had to do. It was one of the funniest things I have seen, and if he acts like an ass again he will feel the buzz twice as good next time!
To get your parents high all you have to do is ask this question: Does your parent drink something everyday that’s left unattended? And would they notice a little milk in it?
If the answer is yes, all you have to do is put a tad of milk in a pan, with 2 choped up nugs and boil it for awhile. Then just strain it and put it in their drink/food and watch the fun! It might take a few tries for their body to get used to it, but by the second time they will FEEeeeL itttttt....
Note: I don’t recommend doing this on a day that your parent or parents have work or something important to do (like a lot of driving). Other than that get out there and live it up!
Peace out.ILoveTitties |
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 | Feb 15, 2006 4:32 pm -
Comment yall, I shall be back online in about 3 hours. Gotta scram.... |
 | Feb 15, 2006 4:48 pm -
Waste of weed. Sweet story 4* |
 | Feb 15, 2006 4:53 pm -
I agree with Clegg, unless you drink it with them. |
| Feb 15, 2006 4:54 pm -
Oh and 5* because Ilovetitties is the man. |
 | Feb 15, 2006 5:00 pm -
thats pretty funny...except if his company switches insurance agencies or something then he has to get a mandatory drug test, they your screwed |
 | Feb 15, 2006 5:09 pm -
thats hilarious
im gonna try that ha ha 5*s |
 | Feb 15, 2006 5:27 pm -
omg that sucked the only reason people r voting it good is coss it has references 2 dugs yhat sucked 0* |
 | Feb 15, 2006 5:58 pm -
wow, balls to try that, lots and lots of balls 3 stars for you egg and 2 for your display pic awesome ;) |
| Feb 15, 2006 8:18 pm -
Im back from my journey.
Clegg I think that we can both agree that it was weed well spent. I drank some of it and then I went out and smoked some more so it’s all good.
And Rossie boy almost everyone of my eggs reference "drugs" especially when they are called "Getting your parents STONED." Stoned is the key word in that phrase, so I highlighted it for you. |
| Feb 15, 2006 8:20 pm -
O and Herion you are a damn fine American and if I became president I would hire you to round the president up some bitches on the West side and then I would dance to a Dr. Dre song. |
 | Feb 15, 2006 10:39 pm -
Thats fucking funny as hell. I think everybody would love to get their parents high at some point |
 | Feb 16, 2006 11:52 am -
Haha.. thats priceless.
I should make some THC tea for my granny.. hehe.
5*’s |
 | Feb 16, 2006 12:51 pm -
thats awesome. guess what i too love tities wat a coincedenct |
 | Fe 16, 2006 3:35 pm -
lol thats funny won’t work becaus my dads a pothead but anyways good story and something new for me to try :) 5* |
 | Feb 16, 2006 7:04 pm -
So did your dad get mad at you afterwards?lol |
 | F b 16, 2006 7:37 pm -
5
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 | Feb 17, 2006 8:52 am -
Can you substitute pot for rat poison?
5* |
| Feb 18, 2006 12:50 am -
Nah he wasnt pissed. He knew something was up but he didnt care about it. |
 | Feb 25, 2006 7:11 am -
I agree with corperal clegg its a waste unless u have some two but great story! 5* |
 | Mar 14, 2006 10:18 am -
if ur dad smoked weed befor why not just smoke a blunt with him i do with my dad |
 | Mar 16, 2006 9:50 pm -
good story ill try it if some time for ne reason i have weed 5* |
 | May 07, 2006 6:20 pm -
Hahaha. Hilariously awesome idea. 5***** |
 | Jun 01, 2006 11:10 am -
lol this is probly my faverite egg ever 5 stars |
 | Jan 22, 2007 9:30 pm -
5* it made me laugh |
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