ultimate stink bombs
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(137 votes) Published: Feb 15, 2006 4:47 p.m. Viewed 1635 times |
This is my first egg, so something like this may be submitted already. Okay, you need ziplock plastic bags, anything that stinks (I use this stuff called "Morning Breaze", I got it at this store called Fun For All, if you live near a sewer, or a break in a washing line where it is always wet, that works too),water, also, baking powder/soda, and vinegar are opional, so is corn starch. Okay, take the mud, put it into the bag, and add about 1/4 cup of water, make sure that there is a lot of air inside! Now, throw it at a car, it should pop all over the car.If you want to, you can use the Morning Breaze, or some other consintrated odor with corn starch, and water, this makes it so that the corn starch spreads all over the car driving by. You can also add baking powder/soda , and vinegar to make it explode if there are a lot of cars. The first time I did this, I set it in the middle of my road, which isn’t a busy road, and I planned to have lots of time to hide in the woods, but as soon as i set it, I heared a car coming around the corner. I ran up to the woods, then I heard a very loud boom, the truck stopped, and I just ran my ass off, and never looked back. |
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 | Feb 15, 2006 4:53 pm - Don’t self vote Bad newbie...bad...don’ self vote...and thats a bad idea too...it would stink worse just to take a shit in a plastic bag and throw it at a car or a person...and you wouldnt get in any more trouble than mud...there’s a search feature on the website also...search before adding any new eggs...i think i’ll make a checklist for newbies |

 | Feb 15, 2006 5:03 pm - hey jzkornbluh he didnt self vote you little fuck so why dont you go have sex with you mom and leave everyone else we know |

 | Feb 15, 2006 5:29 pm - suckes balls |

 | Feb 17, 2006 2:51 pm - ross12 whatever, you can suck my balls. |

 | Feb 17, 2006 7:48 pm - You can also do this with balloons if you mix the ingredients in a mustard squeeze bottle, or something like that.You just put the balloon over the nozzle thing and squirt, or you can just use the stinky air by holding the bottle right side up, then pop it near someone you hate, it stinks. |

 | Feb 17, 2006 8:01 pm - Another thing that smells very bad is burning human hair. Just cut a few strands, and light! |

 | Apr 10, 2006 10:11 pm - gay 1* |

 | Jun 06, 2006 7:23 pm - fu Fuck you Steamer |

 | Jul 23, 2006 4:26 am - my friend shit in a lawn mower and the guy started it that’s probly stinks more it was so funny |

 | Aug 03, 2006 5:11 pm - uhh yea see baking powder and vinegar first of all if you put it in a bag together you wouldnt have enough time to tite the bag up then throw it it pop it before you even finished tying it and second of all no one has used that since 2nd grade | |
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