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free soda without stealing

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Published: Feb 15, 2006 6:02 p.m.
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ok if you have a Kroger nere your house they give you a free two liiter if thay stop you for shoplifting and your not so get one of those things that seat off the alarm at stores out of a DVD case
and run a magnet over it to reactivate it and then go into Kroger and pass the thing around the out side of the alarm and go look around for a little and then go and try and leave and when they stop you and your not stealing anything you get a free
two liter


. I cant remember witch store is either Myior or Kroger
 

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speedball4lyfe

Feb 15, 2006 6:10 pm -
no fucking idea about what store ur talking about dude. wut he’s trying to say is that if the alarm goes off and ur not shoplifting anything, they give u a free 2 litre bottle of pop as an apology


SITH_GALACTIC_EMPI E

Feb 15, 2006 6:13 pm -
goe bak tu elmentary skool.


itsthatfork

Feb 15, 2006 6:16 pm -
y not go to a fast food restrant and order a glass of water and then insted of filling it with water fill it with a drink of your choice that they have available


ACDCrocksmoretha you

Feb 15, 2006 6:16 pm -
haha, good idea


The_Izz

Feb 15, 2006 6:17 pm -
Hey "The Sith..." It seems like you need to go back to elementary school as well. Check your spelling.


RedRover

Feb 15, 2006 6:17 pm -
I know what hes talkin about... i always did it till dey got suspicious lol.... ill reprhase it fer him

When Krogers stops you for shoplifting and your not shoplifting they give you a free 2 L COKE... so take a barcode and stick it in the inside of your pocket then walk out of the store and the alarm will go off they search you and they find nothing and they will give you a 2L pop for there system messing up


Monkeypillow

Feb 15, 2006 6:19 pm -
What he’s trying to say is they’ll give you a free soda if they stop, question, interrogat, stripsearch, etc. and you haven’t done anything.
But, you wouldn’t need to run a magnet over the strip to activate it, it is in the DVD case, it’s already magnetized (doing so wouldn’t magnetize it anyhow).
And, in my book, this is still stealing, considering the fact that you are intentionally having them accuse you of shoplifting for personal gain.

(I’ve been in ISS for days and am used to writing essays, so I felt like being verbose with one of my posts. Hey, verbose was one of my vocabular words. Verbose: ecxessive wordiness. Anyway, I’ll stop boring you now.


kickyourass

Feb 15, 2006 6:20 pm -
ko sory tis is my first egg yes they do give you the soda as an apoloy and you could gust sleal soda but i got cought once or twice and thats why i made this egg


Orochimaru

Feb 15, 2006 6:23 pm -
That’s gay...only a 2L pop? I’d say slap them if they mistake you for a shoplifting.


hockeyinjune

F b 15, 2006 6:24 pm -
damn does anyone else have to explain wat he said? i got it tha first time


Carpe_Diem

Feb 15, 2006 6:26 pm -
Were you drunk when you typed this? 2*


_Kill_Switch_bWeeb

Feb 15, 2006 6:31 pm -
die cuz you suck and cant write


itsthatfork

Feb 15, 2006 6:52 pm -
u ppl tend to bitch a lot a bot spelling win most of u cant even spell properly


ACDCrocksmorethan ou

Feb 15, 2006 6:54 pm -
yea, really....i mean its bad, but its a good egg


ACDCrocksmorethanyou

Fe 15, 2006 6:55 pm -
^^the spelling is bad i mean


Ed-1239

Feb 15, 2006 7:27 pm -
[/quote]u ppl tend to bitch a lot a bot spelling win most of u cant even spell properly[quote]

Try improving your spelling before saying that statment.


Ed-1239

Feb 15, 2006 7:27 pm -
Quote:
u ppl tend to bitch a lot a bot spelling win most of u cant even spell properly


Try improving your spelling before saying that statment.


Bomb-Squad

Feb 15, 2006 8:49 pm -
yeah it is pretty anouing when people cant spell even if ther life depended on it...i dont understand this egg....


Burn_Victim

Feb 15, 2006 9:28 pm -
i dont really mind it if they are easy words that are like shortened or easy to figure out... but use some fuckin periods


Burn_Victim

Feb 15, 2006 9:31 pm -
oh i just got an idea.... do this like every day and go over to aisles and look really suspicious every time. do this so often that they finally decide to quit checkin you so often, and then act suspicious and really steal some stuff... depending on the management they might not even check you


Azrael-1222

Feb 16, 2006 12:26 am -
Terrible egg. Not very informative and vague. I would personally delete it if I had the choice. Besides, 2-litres here in Tx are like 99cents. So why bother?


Slicer-3242

Feb 16, 2006 11:14 am -
u must be Greek, because i cannot understand a thing that you said.....
repost ur egg in proper English, then i’ll rate u...


0wnd1zzl3d

Feb 16, 2006 7:31 pm -
I think he’s trying to say that you buy soemthing and reactivate and walk through, so you get caught, and then you show them a reciept for it, and they’ll say sorry, and compensate for it by giving you soda.


jarrell

Feb 17, 2006 1:36 pm -
yall guys are the dumbasses i could understand him perfectly. stop bitching, and you shouldnt delete things becuase your winny ass cant go without perfect grammer.pussy ass nerds.


Epicentre

Feb 19, 2006 10:02 pm -
interesting i guess... 3 * as i have never heard of this place


Rabies

Feb 25, 2006 7:05 am -
ya wtf kinda a gehtto ass bodagases are thore store????/


Ryan-6642

Mar 29, 2006 6:51 pm - get it haha
not very well explained but i get what ur sayin...4 every1 thats having trouble w/this hes trying 2 say that crogers gives u a free 2 liter of pop if they stop u 4 stealing and ur really not ur innocent....well get the alarms 2 go off and look very suspicious leaving if someone stops u then they can search u and u cant get in trouble and in the end u get a 2 liter


jalisco

Apr 06, 2006 8:34 pm -
WHITE PEOPLE FUCKEN BITCH ALOT ABOUT FUCKIN SPELLING U WHITE PEOPLE ARE HELL OF GAYYYYYYYYYYY


Carpe_Diem

Ap 13, 2006 1:02 am -
Just say "No" next time.


TicTacFrag

Apr 28, 2006 6:54 am -
i hate u 5


FuseMastaFlex

Jun 25, 2006 9:48 pm -
Quote:
goe bak tu elmentary skool

Its too lat... he aredee gradjucated cus he gots a reeeeeeel gewd edjucation


jake-9967

Jul 14, 2006 5:06 pm -
yea... y not jus jus put it in the front of your pants or put it in the a backpack or sumthing... any half-way decent theif (ahem) would b able to steal a soda w/out going thru all this stupid bullshytt...and byt the way, running a magnet over the thing wouldnt reactivate it, dumass!!!!


chabum-3117

Feb 18, 2007 10:52 pm -
what the hell are u trying to say. r u a retard. pay 1.70 and get urself some soda u hobo


chabum-3117

Feb 18, 2007 10:52 pm -
what the hell are u trying to say. r u a retard. pay 1.70 and get urself some soda u hobo


213-Dread

Mar 05, 2007 12:53 am -
it’s like it’s in chinese!!!


John873

Jul 16, 2007 7:29 pm -
is anyone else confused?

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