Methods to pass (wastebasket)
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(224 votes)
Published: Feb 21, 2006 3:22 p.m.
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( Bear with me this is my first egg)
:: This egg is to cover some somewhat popular ways of passing school, some easy some risky but all are proven. you may have read/heard similair ideas but i’m making this egg out of personal experience, and i am open to constructive criticism. ::
Method one: sucking up.
Okay before you say this has no way to help you, think again if you go to highschool/ middle school alot of teachers are open to friendliness, the best subjest these work on are French, Buissness, Art, Geography, History and Gym. And in some circumstances all subjects,
to start; when you walk into class say hi to the teacher. ask her if she had a nice weekend/ holiday , try and not let her catch you doing anything, i once threw a paperairplane at a freind and it hit the teacher square on the face, but i fessed up and appologised and she was fine with me and i passed math that year not because i tried.
Summary : any chance you get be nice and dont overdue this if used well it can change 40’s to 50’s and 60’s to 70’s
Method 2: Doing school work
Well first off this is one of the only "legal" options do some of the work and raise your hand i personally have never tried this but know people who have. this method also depends on work skillz, so if you got them this method combined with method 1 can work wonders.
Method 3: The Cheat
This option is personally my favourite it works and i know quite a few of you have tried it, some people suck at cheating to be aunist, they dont plan it they just are obvouis and you can notice them from across the room , some like me are skilled cheaters i plan before to communicate to someone in a certain way, and also a backup plan incase the teacher moves us or theres a change of plans,
this method is very risky ive been caught once but i sucked up and retook the test, unfortunately my accomplice didnt, there are two general ways to cheat. alone with a victim, or a dual, the first option is when you are screwed over, and dont know anything and need some answers to get near or pass, you need a target or victim that you know is somewhat good at the subject, and wont tell if they find out, so pick wisely, and make sure theyre not far and you have good vision on their test/exam. if so when the teacher isnt focusing on you glance over and check out thier test, this isnt very reliable compared to a dual , but on multiple choice tests it can easily get you a 70%+.
A dual is when you go in paired with someone you will sit next to in an exam, or someone who sits next to you in class( or atleast near you) what happens is you study half the material and they study the other half, dont even think of bringing in a third person to cheat, this is way to obvouis and the teacher will spot a trend, the best thing it to tilt your test to them and they do the same, memorise thier paper and pull out as the teacher turns around.
thanks for reading, wastebasket |
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 | Feb 21, 2006 3:27 pm -
if you love me wote tommorow i didnt upgrade my level so i can only recieve a max of 20 eggpoints, well if your rating above zero then try n vote in the next couple of days
thanks |
 | Feb 21, 2006 3:28 pm -
alright egg |
 | Feb 21, 2006 3:29 pm -
alright alright ill give you props 5*****. |
 | Feb 21, 2006 3:29 pm -
I AlReAdY KnEw AlL Of ThEsE AnD ItS KinDa LaMe 2* |
 | Feb 21, 2006 3:30 pm -
three for the work and 1 for the infor for 4* but it is kinda commmon sense |
| Feb 21, 2006 3:30 pm -
this is for people who dont know, and a refresher for people who do, but thanks for the comments |
| Feb 21, 2006 3:32 pm -
OhH ShIT I DIdNt ReAd ThIS Was Ur FiRsT EgG SrY FoR VoTInG 2*. AtLeAsT U TRiEd IlL VoTe 5* On YoUr NeXt EgG |
| Feb 21, 2006 3:34 pm -
^^ Thanks bud |
 | Feb 21, 2006 3:46 pm -
One day you will rule the world.....5*s |
 | Feb 21, 2006 3:49 pm -
not bad, try using pen tapps for scantrons, very hard for a teacher to catch. |
 | Feb 21, 2006 4:12 pm -
Quote: Method 2: Doing school work
fuck that, 4*s |
 | Feb 21, 2006 4:26 pm -
if its a scantron or a multiple choice jus have a smart friend sits somewhere near u or kinda far then jus mouth out wich number u need the answer to an have them say a by raisin 1 finger b by raisin 2 c by3 d by 4 fingas real easy but only if u friends with smart ppl or someone who knows wat there doin or if ur rich buy one of the new sidekicks or somthin an do a google search an if the teacher looks put it in deask or pocket im not to smart but iv done these i borrowed a friends sidekick an i also have a smart friend |
| Feb 21, 2006 4:50 pm -
ahhh shyte i wish i didnt have a point limit i only made 13 egg points out of a 113 i could have, its a kinda BS system i lose money for making an ok egg? |
 | Feb 21, 2006 5:12 pm -
or if you have teachers assistants upperclassmen helping out teachers you can pay them off one time i gave this chick kristina 4 bucks to raise my grade to a 96 percent!!! this happened because she was at the teachers computer all day typing up lesson plans i went from a 72 up to a 96!!!!!!!!1 try this it awesome!!!!!! |
 | Feb 21, 2006 8:04 pm -
If you have an Ipod write down notes and put them in text save those to your ipod and pretend that you are listening to music or listen to music. I know that ipods are not allowed at someschools like mine are allowed. Oh yeah NSNVA horrible school but the kids are cool. that rymes. One more year and im out butches |
 | Feb 22, 2006 2:04 am -
Some good ones 4! |
 | Feb 22, 2006 9:27 am -
some people suck at cheating to be aunist, they dont plan it they just are obvouis
lol aunis and obvouis
nice egg 4*
my whole class is a cheat class, i love it, you just have to look at someone, anyone in class and tap your pen on the table and they give answers, its sweet, we even make distractions for the teacher and the, the WHOLE class that the teacher cant see starts showing eachother papers its hilarious :P |
 | Feb 22, 2006 4:43 pm -
Ill give u 4**** for the effort most people might know this but... |
 | Feb 22, 2006 6:53 pm -
OMFG TEACHERS PET!!!! 1*!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Feb 22, 2006 7:27 pm -
^ your a fag |
 | Feb 22, 2006 11:07 pm -
even if all this stuff is common sence you find a lot of people who lack it. *4 |
 | Mar 20, 2006 1:36 pm -
i cudnt b arsed to read it but im sure sum ppl hav |
 | Mar 21, 2006 12:43 am -
fuck that ma mum can write a beter egg man o well im feeling kind 5* |
 | Apr 03, 2006 7:38 pm -
Well, this egg is mostly useles, I mean..."Method 2: Doing school work" Oh, thanks for posting that, I really didn’t know about that method! Still, it wasn’t ALL bad. *3 |
 | Apr 19, 2006 3:29 pm -
I know all this but 5*s cause people who dont(fags) might need this. |
 | Jan 01, 2007 11:32 am -
good job 4* |
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