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(153 votes) Published: Feb 22, 2006 5:55 p.m. Viewed 781 times
The last couple of weeks i’ve been doing a pretty good job of missing gym class without getting my ass fried by the teacher. Heres how i survived the first couple of weeks in gym
DAY1- Swim? fuck that. I show up saying i have a sprained shoulder(not an entire lie) and while sitting there i had an panic attack. For those of you who have panic attacks, you know they just happen out of nowhere. Well i said i was nervous around pools and i got out of swim for the 2 week period
DAY2- In another class now. I got put on the vollyball team with two hot girls(yeeaah). Easy Shit, didnt break a sweat
DAY3- Weight lifting? HA! i hung back and while heading down to the weight room, i took a curv and walked in the commons area with all the other lazy asses. with 10 minuete sitting breaks ever 11 minuetes(one of the coaches sticks his head out every 10 minuetes to make sure no ones slaking off
DAY4- More hot girl vollyball
DAY5- Instead of going to gym and either playing floor hocky, basketball, or weight lifting, i bought me a blue poweraid, went into the study hall, and slept for 50 minuetes
DAY6- I showed up late that day so i went into the library and slept because they wouldnt let me in study hall. After about half an hour i could sleep(sleept like a rock that night). Went on the computer and made one of these and left it in the public file titled "Encyclopedia Search, Ver:3.2" and went back next day. There was a peice of paper over that computer that read "INFECTED, DO NOT USE!". hahaha!
DAY7- you may get bored of reading this but if you where in my position, you would post this too. Hot girl vollyball
DAY8- Went to the locker room, had my instructor mark me there for the day, got re-dressed and walked around the school. I found a book of matches neer the door to one of the chemistry labs, took it and stuck it in my wallet. I had a teacher ask me where i was going(my freshman english teacher). I told her i was in art class and the people i was taking photos with ditched me while i was tieing my shoe. She bought it. I went to the library and did some sleeping for a bit
DAY9- last day of hot girl vollybal :( I wish my normal gym class was co-ed but NO
DAY10- last day in that class, back to normals next week. I played dodgeball in the gym. Gave some kid a sprained wrist while he was trying to catch my ball. I knew the kid since 6th grade and i felt kinda bad, so i walked him to the nurse. Came back, sat aganst the gym wall watching people play badmitton. Almost took a birdie to the eye
AND NOW, back in my normal gym class, skipping isnt so easy because my instuctor counts attendance begining and after class. I still havnt broken a sweat. In weight lifting i’m benching/latting only 65 pounds and in other "activities" i just hang back, keeping a low proflile is the key i guess
Feb 22, 2006 6:05 pm - that interested me. mainly because i have add so i can be easily amused. but i cant do that at my school because my school is small as hell.
Feb 22, 2006 6:29 pm - 65 pounds is like a little more than the bar weighs.
Oh well, I have gym last period, so I just walk out of the school after attendence and nobody notices or cares. They have crazy shit in the chem labs besides matches, we had to do tests on this ne substance to figure out what it was. I found out that it made a really cool bright sparkly flash if you set it on fire, but I didn’t do the lab so I don’t know what the fuck it is. I did steal some, though.
Feb 22, 2006 7:41 pm - -5- nice an i like weight liftin its fun i mean its easy an not bad i can bench 100 my friend can bench almost 200 the tall basterd but w/e were in volleyball an we got a team with like 4 hot girls an a couple of my friends so it works out
Feb 22, 2006 8:12 pm - Nice dude, my gym class is fuckin’ stupid my teacher takes five points off if you don’t "Dress out" i’m a lazy shit so i just pull up a pair of sweat-pants over my jeans and go in. Some of the kids whine about how it’s stupid but i get creeped out dressing infront of people even if i have under-wear on.
Fe 22, 2006 9:23 pm - haha i laugh because we have a school of 500 ppl and need co-ed gym to fill the classes, and hot girls playing volleyball anyday is a great entertainment.
Feb 22, 2006 10:02 pm - I gave you a 4 for entertainment, but maybe you should seriously work out. I mean, it’s not going to make you look any less attractive to the opposite sex. And maybe then, you might actually have a shot with one of the volleyball chicks you mentioned.
Feb 23, 2006 9:29 pm - 5*’s cause there were hot chicks in the story. it was actually entertaining....i always ditch pe too and my school is pretty big, so i can relate...
Feb 24, 2006 8:05 pm - y in the hell would u wont 2 skip gym its the best class besides agriculture and i only like that because the teacher goes easy on me and trust me (big mistake) so i steal paint and shit and she never expects me 5*
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