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How to steal alcohol

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Published: Feb 25, 2006 5:55 p.m.
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Have you ever needed alcohol so desperately, and none of your hook ups fell through? Well, You never need to worry about that again. JUST STEAL ITT!!

Pre Steal-
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you should know where the alcohol isle is
wear baggy clothes, if your a girl, bring a big purse
Know the layout of the store pretty well, so you can get out fast if you need to
Have a ride waiting to pick you up, if not, its not nessesary.

I’ll guide you through this whole process, walk in, to walk out. Im going to use this in my perspective, and just do what i do.

I walk in, looking like im looking for some chips or some shit like that. Im always on a cell phone!!! I always walk twards the soda or chips, its usually close to the alcohol. I stay in that isle for a while, messing with the chips and everything. I then walk into the alcohol isle as if i have every right to be there. Act as if your 21. I grab whatever i need as soon as i no there is nobody watching me. I walk twards the chips again, away from the checkouts, and go where an isle splits or some deserted area CLOSE BY. ( keep the alcohol in front of you. Your body is a sheild. Dont let them see you with the alcohol) Put it in your purse or in your coat, to make it look the least suspicious possible. As I walk to the door act like theres an emergency on the phone. i always fake a car accedent. This has never happened to me, but if they catch you, run. If there are cops at the front of the store after u arrive and make the grab, that means they caught u and ditch it. If its just store managers run. they cant do anything.

tips**

dress as if you have no intention of stealing, or drinking. ( preppy )

always be upbeat and happy on the cell phone like some blonde or something

be smart


well thats all i have for you for now, so have fun and get drunk!
 

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Bear_Sark

Feb 25, 2006 6:03 pm -
awsome


DrtyDzn

Feb 25, 2006 6:31 pm -
You can’t dress preppy with baggy clothes. That’s like, wearing a black shirt that’s white. It can’t be both at the same time. And have you noticed the cameras hanging from the ceiling? You are going to get caught. But w/e 5*


itsthatfork

Feb 25, 2006 7:25 pm -
just go to cvs at like 8 and go grab a forty win no ones looking then shove it up your hoodie or sometimes they leave pints out


-Gangsta-

Feb 25, 2006 7:54 pm -
once i stole 2 smirnoffs from 7-11. and they got me on tape too, but never did anything


Rivel

Feb 26, 2006 5:23 am -
good one, but fortunately i will never need it


Rabies

Feb 26, 2006 7:49 am -
Good ideas but a couple of flaws still good 4*


The_Izz

Feb 26, 2006 10:58 am -
Not bad. Pretty good for your first egg. Just make all of your eggs like this and you’ll do well here. 5*


Bassist4734

Feb 26, 2006 1:47 pm -
i like this, could probably use it
5*


-Mary-Jane-

Feb 28, 2006 8:34 am -
Fakng a car accident is taking it a bit too far, 3***


Carpe_Diem

Feb 28, 2006 1:38 pm -
Smart. 4*


ILoveTitties

Apr 08, 2006 9:38 am -
Quote:
once i stole 2 smirnoffs from 7-11.


Haha I hope those were for some chick because if not you are a nancy boy.


Family_Guy09

Jul 26, 2006 2:53 pm -
hey now, no talking down on smirnoff...even if it does make me seem like a nancy boy. nice egg. i might just try this, but at a gas station here in town with workers that didn’t graduate from highschool.4*


iRave

Aug 02, 2006 7:32 pm -
shit smirnoff gets me wasted... no dissin on smirnoff here


CDizz

Oct 30, 2006 7:53 pm -
seriously dont see why this has a high rating. mostly common sense but 5*


Family_Guy09

Jan 29, 2007 8:33 pm -
Ok, I finally did this a few weeks ago and it was successful thanks to you but I changed it up a bit, it was nice and unsuspecting.


iRave

May 25, 2007 4:21 pm -
hahaha that is what i like to hear!!! that is what these eggs are for.. im glad it went sucessful for you... put this shit to use bitches!!

 


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