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Published: Mar 12, 2006 7:19 p.m.
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Making Money @ School

Required Items/Locations:

O A privately owned pawn shop(s)
O A computer lab(s)
O A Teachers lounge
O A Bulk shop
O A set of screwdrivers
O 20$
O some balls




What to do:

Method 1:
1:Gain unsupervised access to your schools computer lab ( ask for permission at lunch)

2:scout out an expensive/ out of order computer.

3:get out a #1 phillips screwdriver

4:locate the back of the computer, unscrew the acces screws( ussually 4)

5: Slide panel out/ and take a good look around.

6:locate the hard drive/motherboard & unscrew it carefully

7: put in in a protective bag

8: do the reverse of step 4 ( put it back together, leave no traces

9: get out of there and make everything look untouched.

10: as a preventative measure, make a file related to your course and save it( explained later)

11. once youre out. get to a pawn shop/ computer shop.

12: negotiate a price for it, answer to questions.

13: leave with the cash, if you worked with a lookout/ apprentice then spread it around.

explained: if they do find out why a motherboard/ harddrive dissapeared and they know you were there, you say you were working on that document and you have some proof. good luck.






method 2:

1: get 20$ anyway you can

2: go to a cheap store that you can buy alot food/drinks at for cheap

3: atart by buying a couple cases of a popular pop (coke, tropicana, sunny d!)

4: bring it to school and figure out the unit price you payed, number of pop in case divided by price, add 25cents +

5:Make it known by everyone that you are selling pop

6: tell your friends to tell others.

7: sell as much of this as you can and continue to do this, ive made 80 bucks in 2 months good luck


* this (second) egg brought to you by wastebasket...
 

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AnarchistGermany

Mar 12, 2006 7:27 pm -
W00t first post anywayz good egg 5


Operator

Mar 12, 2006 7:38 pm -
just because you have cameras dont down rate it...


the5fairy

Mar 12, 2006 8:09 pm -
5 for you

courtesey of the five fairy!


the0devil

Mar 12, 2006 8:24 pm -
0 for you

courtesey of the ZERO DEVIL!


Where_dit_Go

Mar 12, 2006 10:08 pm -
Ha ha ha ^^^^^^^^^^ Funny 3*


Metallica1191

Mar 12, 2006 11:10 pm -
Quote:
2:scout out an expensive/ out of order computer.


Broken computers arn’t expensive. 3*


jimfish

Mar 12, 2006 11:21 pm -
Think he means a broken one so they won’t notice in a hurry, or an expensive one to rake in more cash.


yaDaMeeN

Mar 12, 2006 11:53 pm -
if your gonna do this u might as well sell drugs
3*


Lars-2yearban

Mar 13, 2006 6:57 am -
yea coz drugs makes sence dumass...^^^

5* coz i do this


ninjamickey

Mar 13, 2006 12:51 pm -
nice.5*****.


Hippy

Mar 13, 2006 3:09 pm -
buying a 50 sack is way easier than stealing a motherboard out of a computer. even in the small ass town i live in. lets redo this.
1) get 25 bucks
2) buy buy an eighth
3) add beaners (adds weight)
4) sell.


doubled

Mar 13, 2006 4:41 pm -
kind of old, and anyway, won’t the pawners get suspicious with you bringing just the motherboards?
Anyway, my school dosn’t even have to lock our lab, because it’s wired to the max with an ass load of security shit, cameras, voice recorders.. all that stuff


Will-1781

Mar 13, 2006 5:43 pm -
i stole a good external hardrive from my school.... suckers


uni_vision_tech

Mar 14, 2006 2:00 pm -
You can’t hide from the cameras in my school.


MuDvAyNe913

Mar 15, 2006 5:01 pm -
thats pretty cool 5


capsalmo

Mar 17, 2006 5:50 am -
ausome ive tryed that made a bit of cash thnx buddy 5*


-SAR-

Jul 20, 2006 8:48 am -
Yea, pretty good egg, 3 stars


C8H10N4O2

Aug 13, 2006 3:43 am - ARE YOU ALL SURE
FIRST OFF THE MOTHERBOARD FOR A MACHINE IS BOLTED DOWN TO THE CASE BY STANDOFFS WITH SCREWS.ALOT OF THE CASES IN SCHOOLS ARE MID-ATX CASES AND ARE SOMEWHAT SMALL. MOST MID-ATX CASES REQUIRE YOU TO REMOVE THE POWER SUPPLY FIRST. THIS IS A REAL PAIN IN THE ASS. FOR THE HARD DISK YOU HAVE TO REMOVE 4 OR 6 SCREWS OR DRIVE RAILS. THEN YOU HAVE TO REMOVE THE 4 PIN MOLEX CONNECTOR AND THE PATA OR SATA CABLE. HONEST IF YOU KNOW SOMETHINGS ABOUT COMPUTERS YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THE MOST EXPENSIVE PART IS THE CPU. MOST MAJOR PRE-BUILTS ( DELL, HP, COMPAQ, GATEWAY,ETC ) USE SIMPLE HEATSINKS WHICH ARE EASILY REMOVED. THEY MOUNT ON WITH CLIPS AND SOME ARE SCREWED IN. MY STEPS TO OBTAIN ARE. DOWNLOAD AIDA32 FROM SOFTPEDIA.COM. RUN THE APPLICATION DURING CLASS OR WHAT EVER. [ THE FILE IS SMALL AND DOES NOT NEED TO BE INSTALLED. BURN IT TO DISC OR PUT ON A USB REMOVEABLE DRIVE. THIS IS TO FIND THE SOCKET TYPE OF HE MOTHERBOARD. THIS MIGHT HELP TO DETERMINE IF THE HEATSINK IS CLIPPED ON OR SCREWED ON [ NOT ALWAYS TRUE ]

SO OK IF YOU ARE NOT A COMPUTER NERD LIKE ME THEN,

- REMOVE THE TWO SCREWS ON THE BACK SIDE OF THE CASE FOR THE LEFT PANEL [ LOOKING FROM FRONT ]

- REMOVE THE HEATSINK [ SOMETIMES WVEN WHEN UNCLIPPED OR UNSCREWED THE THERMAL PASTE HOLDS IT ON.

- SLOWLY PULL HADER AND HARDER IT WILL FREE

- DIFFERENT SOCKET TYPES MOUNT DIFFERENTLY BUT PULL UP ON THE SICKET ARM S L O W L Y.

- HE CPU SHOLD WIGGLE LOSSE C A R E F U L L Y EMOVE IT AND PUT IT INTO A HARD CONTAINER [ THE PINS ON THE CPU ARE SENSITIVE AND IF ONE BREAKS OR BENDS YOU HAVE A 100 DOLLAR OR MORE "PAPERWEIGHT"

ORRY ITS CONFUSING BUT IT IS SIMPLE

-C8H10N4O2


chunkyp paya

Jan 01, 2007 11:55 am -
good post i like it alot


JackassTheCrazyNuker

J n 18, 2007 8:15 pm -
thats a good idea but at most schools there is somebody in the comp lab just workin or w/e 4* anyway....i got 48 normal size snickers for $16 at Sams Club....its fuckin awsome haha and btw look at my egg about Sams Club


JackassTheCrazyNuker

J n 18, 2007 8:15 pm -
thats a good idea but at most schools there is somebody in the comp lab just workin or w/e 4* anyway....i got 48 normal size snickers for $16 at Sams Club....its fuckin awsome haha and btw look at my eggs about Sams Club


Suzuki

Dec 07, 2007 3:35 am -
selling softdrink at school can be a bitch if you dont have lockers caus last time i did it i ended up with like 40 cans of coke in my bag, which is kinda heavy...


ELECTRICJELLY

Jul 08, 2008 4:42 am -
A nother way is to get a big fucking bag and steal the whole tower if your school doesn’t have cameras like mine and they have good computers.

 


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