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Expolde a bumhole
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Published: Oct 03, 2002 12:00 a.m.
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I take NO responsibility for this, but I will gladly see if you did it right.

So.yo girlfriend (unless you’re #*@! or not a lesbian) say’s that her ass it too tight for anal, here is what you do.

Wait until she is asleep and get a can or WD40. Attach the little pipe thing to it and insert it into her anus. Squirt it for a few seconds (if she wakes, just her her on the head with a bat for a few times). Now find one of those electric oven lighting things and pust that up her bum and make it spark. This will ignite the vapours and inturn set the oil stuff on fire. Now be careful, if you use to much you might kill her, or even worse, you could melt her bum shut, than she will eventually explode (and once again.die).

all work well, her ass will be loose enough to bang, hell, if it’s too loose invite a few mates aroung.

I hope that my idea will provide you with a loving relationship, and a place to keep you feet warm on those cold winter days.

Your friend,


Em 		 
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F0XHOUND
Apr 20, 2006 2:55 pm -
ur a dumbass


craizzedrock
Jul 10, 2006 6:07 pm - whaa
omfg thats the most mother fucking stupid thing u could do u faggot


No Name
Jun 20, 2007 7:31 pm -
i lol’ed so much
 
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