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Coloured Semen
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Published: Oct 03, 2002 12:00 a.m.
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Okay, so you are looking to ’spice’ up your love life.

All you need to do is get a syringe (with NO needle attached). Fill it full of the food colouring of your choice and insert it into your urethra (I think that is waht it’s called, but the pee hole in your shlong). Now imagine the suprise on your lovers face when they see a long colourful burst of semen fly towards their. . . erm, face.

See, the excitment is back.

***Ple ase note: This is also good for pretending to have an exotic disease as a handy excuse to dump a #*@! (can I say that?).

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Slash-292
Mar 01, 2006 5:44 pm -
ah hell yeah

your a fucked up little kid arnt you?

Mar 14, 2006 3:12 pm -
I’d just love shoving a tube up my urethra.
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