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how to catch all the fish in the sea and impress your friends
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Published: Oct 26, 2002 12:00 a.m.
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First you get the cotton buds. Then you get the women. Then you ask Sir Geoffrey for his magical spanking gloves, and polish up your favourite automobile. The fishes will flock towards you and everyone will want to be your friend and lover.
If this does not succeed, then move to plan B. You get on large jar of mayonaise, an inflatable chicken, a methane gas bottle and your girlfriend’s favorite pet or just cut off her labia and wrap it around the nearest available hobo. If the hobo is unwilling, i have found that often they can be persuaded with bags of onions, skinned cats or even your youngest nephew. The nephew however may not be returned in a condition which a reasonable person would think of as sanitary.
Wrap the hobo in your girlfriend’s labia/pet, fill the chicken with mayonaise and attach the gas bottle (you may require a hose). Run another hose from the chicken into the hobo, turn on the flow of gas from the bottle into the chicken and thus into the hobo, ignite the hobo and stand back and watch the fun. And run like hell.

From your good friends and lovers,

Em and Harrald 		 
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ACDCrocker
Feb 24, 2005 10:56 pm -
that worked for me to


-8746
Oct 08, 2005 9:30 pm -
Quite.


Bittner
Apr 21, 2006 4:17 pm - it was ok
the hobo bit me


GetSome
Jul 20, 2007 9:54 pm -
WTF???????
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