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(12 votes) Published: Oct 31, 2002 12:00 a.m. Viewed 107 times
You will need:
A dingo
A Shopping Trolly
Elton John (if not available, use a hobo)
A Mum with a baby.
All you need to do is find a mum with a baby and bribe a hobo with an onion to pretend to be Elton John and seduce her. Now once she is distracted, steal her baby and wisk it away in the shopping trolly and give it an onion to play with. Tie the trolly to the mums car. Now put a ham and (lots of) tomato sauce sandwich in the pram and make the Dingo eat it. While the Dingo is eating the sandwich scream "A DINGO ATE YOUR BABY!!!!", and eveyone will believe you coz it has tomato on its face. Now throw an onion at Elton and run away. It’s okay though, coz the mum will find the happy baby tied to her car, and will think it is a nice surprise, and the dingo will like you because it has a new home and a full belly.
We will not be held responsible for any harm to hobos that may arise from pretending to be Elton John
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