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(155 votes) Published: Mar 13, 2006 11:31 a.m. In 4 Favorites Lists Viewed 622 times
Well guys here is another extreme sport you can do to keep you away from harmful activities like doing drugs and going swimming.
Last Saturday night I was in a suburban full of friends carreening around town since there were no parties since it was Sadies at other schools.
Being Saturday night I was naturally very faded and had the munchies so we were driving through this parking lot at 11 or so and since there werent that many people there my friend started running over shopping carts.
Being the wisest one in the group I told him to slow down so I could play shopping cart bowling! (It’s where you grab the cart when your in the car and hit something with it.)
So I grabbed the cart and pulled it alongside the car like so:
We then proceeded to go 45 miles an hour( it was a big parking center) and I bowled the shopping car like a champion! I was aiming for the planter but it ended up annihilating a van so we had to get out of there fast!
But we weren’t quick enough, some douce in a white truck saw us and the chase was on...
I had pot and a pipe on me and one my other friends in the car is on probation so getting caught wasn’t an option. Luckily our driver is an expert on evasive manuevering so after a few hair raising minutes we finally lost the man.
You can aim the cart at anything you want but try not to hit people’s cars because the sight of a shopping cart smashing into your car at 40+ miles an hour is confusing and aggravating for the common bystander.
You can make a point system based on how fast you go, how small the target is, and if it was a direct hit. Just be prepared drive away swiftly and look out for cops because some people dont understand the beauty of Shopping Cart Bowling!
Vote or you will get smacked by a jew! ILoveTitties
Mar 13, 2006 1:51 pm - YAY Swimming is dangerous...my friend went swimming once...he’s dead now...too bad he hadn’t read this or he wouldn’t be dead...maybe in jail...but alive...damn swimming pools
Mar 13, 2006 2:17 pm - I kept trying to warn my friend Jim about swimming, he wouldn’t listen to the voice of reason. So we shot him. He’s in a better place...
Mar 13, 2006 2:17 pm - 5*****!!! LOL I think some people on RE support hitler... oh well it was a defining moment in history! Some high rating people on RE are JEWS so watch out...
Mar 13, 2006 6:03 pm - 1* for the 1st pic, 1* for the second pic, 1* for the avitar, 2* because I don’t want to get slapped by a jew =( That adds up to 5*, lol
Apr 10, 2006 9:14 am - awsome dude i smoke weed to and im in school right now and this is the coolest thing iv ever heard of and i definetly need to try it
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