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(21 votes) Published: Nov 04, 2002 12:00 a.m. Viewed 161 times
Hosting a BBQ is fun. All you need is meat and beer. First, cover your head with BBQ sauce, and lay next to an ant’s nest. Once your head is covered with ants, dip your head in beer, now you have tasty ant beer, this stuff is the bomb. Drink your ant beer really fast and run around the front lawn a few times. Now Cover your ears with steaks and go to the hardware store. Ask for a hammer, and when the sales assitant goes to get it run away. He will be so pissed that he will hit the nex person with steak ears with the hammer. Stand back and watch the carnage. Grab you onion and run home before the street lights come on.