'Making the bear poop into the water is fun'
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Published: Nov 02, 2002 12:00 a.m.
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Cover yourself in Play-Doh and butter and now attached an onion to your waist. Go to the towns public water suppy (make one if you need to), and dive in. When people come to fill up there water jugs, pee into them while you are underwater, and they will not notice. Now as they are walking away, jump out an run away. Go back to the water supply and bathe your onion, because it got sweaty from all that running. Go to the shop and buy a ballon, and blow it up. Hold your fingers toght so the air doesn’t escape, and wait until sunset and let it go in the town centre. Everyone will look at you, so run away. Now re-bath your onion, because hygeine is very important to an onion. Now go find a bear that is pooping (a pooh bear, hehe), and carry it to the water and let it poop there, because it will be pooping in the water. Now run away and find a Hobo, and have him sleep near the water, it is very important to not get the hobo wet, because he will not like being clean. Now run away before the street lights come on.
Love from your eternal source of pyro-anrarchy ideals,
Em |
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