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How to be a bee
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Published: Dec 05, 2002 12:00 a.m.
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Hi Kids and lickers, it’s Em once again.

I have a ferret, but enough of that, it’s time to creep on #*@!es. All you need is a bucket and a can of gas, a few onions and a hobo.

Now wrap your ears in bandages and cover them with poop. Now walk around using buckets for hair and sleeze into a horny-ass hooker. She will expect payment, so give her an Onion and she will LOVE it, and make love to it. Now all you got to do is chew her hair for a bit and offer her a hobo as your token of apprecitation. She will fall madly in love with you, so you need to find the nearest tricycle and speed of into the sunset, where you will become a magician. Now all you need to do is make nice fit hotties appear from thin air, and you got it made.

Have fun, my onion brothers. 		 
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djclown
Apr 20, 2006 6:12 am -
u are what is known as a phycadelics addict u need help and possibley castration for the good of the future generations and any dogs u find attractive


Ifur555Im666
Mar 02, 2007 2:09 pm -
this is pretty stupid


Pedram
Feb 19, 2009 8:23 am -
this sucks
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