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(189 votes) Published: Mar 13, 2006 8:54 p.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 936 times
Well before I get started I would like you all to know...I am a dumbass, yep, I said it. Many of you have known this for a looong time like Haze skater, and agent Zee. But last night I did something purdy stupid. Its not really egg worthy so I took pictures and everything..but its still not really egg worthy but I’m bored and wanted to make an egg.
So the past few weeks my mom has been jello crazy, yes, jello crazy. She\’s been making enough jello to feed every starving person in china. Some times the jello is green, sometimes its yellow, or red. But yesterday she made some green jello, it was good and I ate it for desert and then got back on RE.
Well if you know how to make jello then you know it starts as a liquid and then solidifies. And after my first bowl of jello I wanted more but all the green jello was gone and I thought we didn’t have any more jello in the house...I was partially right.
So I got up and walked over into the kitchen and looked for some more jellow. Then something caught my eye...it was what I thought was a bowl of jello! It was sitting in the dark and looked like more green jello..remember, it was in the dark. I poked it with my spoon to see if it was solid yet and it wasn’t so I took a really, really big sip...guess what? It wasn’t jello...it tasted like hairspray, hand lotion, soap, and cuticle\’s. (you know that transparent skin like shit on top of your finger nail right up against where the nail grows out of your skin)And thats what it was, hairspray, hand lotion, soap and bits of cuticles. My mom was using this solution to clean her nails...eww, I know.
THIS IS WHAT THE YUMMZORZ JELLO LOOKED LIKE!
But yes, that yummzorz bowl did run out...and this is what it looked like after. its awll g0n3! :(
So after it was all gone I went on a quest...a quest that would test my character, my intelligence, my willpower, but most importantly my character! I went looking for more jello, yes, I know, I\’m a risk taker, but I had to do it. And then I found what i THOUGHT was jello...but was nothing more than a bowl of shit sitting on the counter.
This is what that bowl of \"jello\" looked like in the dark.
So I saw that unsuspecting bowl of jello just sitting there...out in the open. So I poked my spoon in there to see if it had turned solid yet but it had not, and I was kind of thirsty and curious so I took a really big sip...well I guess it was a gulp of that shit. It was horrible! I almost threw up right there. But being the man I am I held it down and then asked my dad \"what the fuck did I just drink? That is some fucked up jello!\" and he said
\"wow, you are stupid, that’s not jello. That’s that weird shit your mom was soaking her nails in earlier dumbfuck\" (yes, my dad loves me if you cant tell).
This is what I drank, it doesnt look that bad from the picture but it tasted awful.
It really does\’nt look that bad but I was shocked, and it tasted um....interesting.
So if you want to call me a dumbass, or a dipshit, or anything at all then this is the time to do it! (but just dont call me late for dinner!)I know its not that great of an egg, but I kind of made it for shits and giggles. And yes, it really did happen. I \"modified\" the pictures in paint just a tad, but i dont think you can notice. Thanks for reading.
Mar 13, 2006 9:06 pm - shizznit bra!!! thats funny bring it to school and say its koolaid. fuck your retarded, hmm.. you probably didnt do it cya tomorrow
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