Slash’s Story that never happend
'Christmas time?' 
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(207 votes)
Published: Mar 14, 2006 3:51 p.m.
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Well i was walking down the street yesturday then who should walk up but boondooge.
hes all like "what are you doing in san fransisco?" and i’m all like "!!!!" it turns out i was walking to the 7-11 to buy some mellow yellow
but i forgot to buy some mellow yellow because i was listeing to music and i walked all the wat to SF instead
well i was kinda confused so i bought a mellow yellow and called up clegg. Clegg was all "!!!!" and he said he was coming from NY to pick me up and he was bringing some perks. So i bought a mellow yellow and sat around at the cafe when the Darkonstonkat
walked up and said "i’m lost" and i said "Me too" and he said "how are you" and i said "i’m hundreds of miles away from my home" and he said "me too" and i said "damn" and he left. After that i was feeling sorta confused so i took a walk. Well i walked clear to Mississippi and ran into rambo.
I narrowly escaped his giant penis camoflagef as a mongoose and clegg wasnt there yet so i decided to walk to NY
Well i ran into paco on the way in one of the carolinas. I’m all "shit! i thought you where a puerto-negro" and hes all like "naw man, hows your GPA doin?" and i said "better" and i spit on his cat.
i decided to take a plane and alpha flew buy dropping eggs(hahahahalol get it?)
Well i got to the NY airport and walked to cleggs. One of clegg’s mothers told me he left already and that i should start walking. Well i made it to illinois and met up with C-SKI who took me to montana where i met up with... wait... no one lives in montana. Well fuck that, i went to austrailia and drank solo with Po, ACDCrocker, and Soloboy.
But then a kangaroo kicked me to canada where i fell thorought monkeyballz’z roof. We rode the Millenium Falcon to Fairfax Virginia because teh Horney Hamsta owes me a favor(:D) and we rode the roflcopter back to seattle where we had an orgy of buttsecks and everyone on RE( -bonesplitter because thats illegal :D)
THE END!!!!!1
but one question remains.........
who the fuck is this kid and why the hell is his picture in my documents?
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 | Mar 14, 2006 3:57 pm -
also,
[This Member can not display images, they need to upgrade Member Level] |
 | Mar 14, 2006 3:59 pm -
wow, cool story |
 | Mar 14, 2006 4:03 pm -
this is gay...... |
 | Ma 14, 2006 4:08 pm -
HAHA! but i live in montana you son of a bitch! |
| Mar 14, 2006 4:11 pm -
darkon, didnt you read the entire egg? it clearly states NO ONE lives in montana |
| Mar 14, 2006 4:11 pm -
well then i guess i dont live in montana, so death doesnt live here either, nor does ducttapeking. oh well... |
 | Mar 14, 2006 5:02 pm -
Now thats a story |
 | Mar 14, 2006 5:05 pm -
It made me laugh. The clincher at the end of that kid’s picture was priceless. 5* |
| Mar 14, 2006 5:36 pm -
that wasnt some pointless thing. i have no idea how that pic got in my doucuments |
 | Mar 14, 2006 5:55 pm -
5* from the 5 fairy,,,er I mean wonderdog....... |
 | Mar 14, 2006 6:10 pm -
That’s my cousin Frank’s picture. I don’t know how the hell you got it, though. Well, he told me that sometimes he sells his secksy pictures to people on the internet.
5* |
 | Mar 14, 2006 6:17 pm -
you didnt attempt to make a picture of me!?
you son of a bitch.
(5*****) |
 | Mar 14, 2006 6:19 pm -
I also live in australia |
 | Mar 14, 2006 6:30 pm -
That kid looks like my penis. |
| Mar 14, 2006 6:31 pm -
Minus the glasses of course... |
 | Mar 14, 2006 6:31 pm -
its the ice man paul wall and hes got his mouth lookin something like a disco ball! |
 | Mar 14, 2006 7:18 pm -
that was funny
5 |
 | Mar 14, 2006 7:27 pm -
hes got the ice and the diamonds all hand set...he might cause a cold front if he takes a deep breath |
 | Mar 14, 2006 7:32 pm -
If I wrote this...I would have been flamed. |
 | Mar 14, 2006 7:32 pm -
hehe |
 | Mar 14, 2006 7:42 pm -
he who votes down is a bung-hole LOLOMGROFLWTF |
 | Ma 14, 2006 7:46 pm -
Oh that kid hes shawn shawn smith he lives in chilliwack he used to live in texas but now hes back here in chilliwack b.c. canada along with me redzion and nero...by the way hes kindaa queer and i used to call him the calamari man (you know from Mario...) lmfao btw-5* |
 | Mar 14, 2006 7:52 pm -
Haha, sweet story, put me in the sequel. 5***** for the Mello Yello. |
 | Mar 14, 2006 8:08 pm -
i like, 5 stars |
 | Mar 14, 2006 8:30 pm -
5* man, very funny. love the pic of boon at the beginning lol. |
 | Mar 14, 2006 9:56 pm - hizah
its like the bible, but for re, which makes
that kid jesus...holy shit!
(heh, i made a pun)
easy 5***** |
 | Mar 14, 2006 10:40 pm -
5***** because its funny and you said you got kicked by a kangaroo.
go australia go |
 | Mar 15, 2006 1:53 am -
Quote: Mar 14, 2006 6:19 p.m. -
I also live in australia
Well your nobody... Slash i cant belive you forgot me!!!! WTF DUDE!
5***** + Favs... it would of been a 6****** if you remembered me :P |
 | Mar 15, 2006 2:52 am -
yea pretty much exactly what that guy said....but i am further hurt because i didnt get any solo:( |
 | Mar 15, 2006 7:29 am -
oh man how could you forget to go to norway to me!?!?!?! norwegian ladies are nice ;) |
| Mar 15, 2006 10:49 am -
Quote: Well i walked clear to Mississippi and ran into rambo.
:D
You must watch out for my giant penis |
 | Mar 15, 2006 12:30 pm -
Wow that is a huge penis Rambo. |
 | Mar 15, 2006 1:04 pm -
what about philadelphia?
funny story 5*s |
 | Mar 15, 2006 1:53 pm -
Oh man.. 5* |
 | Mar 15, 2006 2:18 pm -
weird story i give it a 4 because i dont down rate p.s ILoveTitties is gay and needs 2 be put away |
 | Mar 15, 2006 5:32 pm -
I know everyone wants to be on here! but you gotta give me a solo too! im an alaskan boy and my nickname is woody! come on!!!! lol. My last name is wood* 5* for a very random story |
 | Mar 15, 2006 7:56 pm -
5* because i find it hilarious because i am in love with stupid hilarious and pointless wastes of time. lol |
 | Mar 15, 2006 11:35 pm -
5*.....Why not |
 | Mar 19, 2006 1:33 am -
Yea, I live in the shithole Illinois. And I wasnt included. Now Ill go kill myself!!! 5* |
 | Mar 19, 2006 6:27 am -
wow, i wish that happend to me. jk |
 | Mar 19, 2006 7:02 pm -
5* but jesus christ that was gay.. try to make some jokes next time rather than state random facts? |
 | Mar 21, 2006 8:09 pm -
your such a fuckin retard |
 | Apr 30, 2006 2:21 pm -
5 |
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