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(219 votes) Published: Mar 15, 2006 12:05 p.m. In 3 Favorites Lists Viewed 2790 times
Nazi Tissue Prank
*Alright first off, some of this idea was thought of by a buddy of mine,
so not all the credit goes to me*
Ok so now....
Materials
1 - Small Nazi bandana/flag (should be rather small).
2 - A tissue box.
Instructions
1 - Get your small Nazi bandana/flag and tissue box out.
2 - You’ll have to open up your tissue box without trying to rip it. Pull apart the little sleeve things.......I dunno what they’re called.
3 - Now study the tissue folding sequence and take some of the tissues out (not too many, because you’ll have to put them back).
4 - Get your small Nazi bandana/flag and fold it like a tissue. Make sure it follows the sequence as the other tissues and put the tissues you took out back in the sequence.
5 - Bring you new Nazi tissue box to your class and switch it with the non Nazi tissue box.
6 - Wait until someone find the lucky *tissue* A.K.A. NAZI tissue and watch him/her get blamed for racism (this is why you shouldn’t take out to many tissues from the top because you want to see this happen).
Well that’s it...pretty much. Don’t ask me where to get a small Nazi bandana lol. My friend just bought one at a sports shop! He got it for like a dollar and it’s nice and small. So I dunno where you’ll find one but just make sure it’s small.
Please note : I’m not a Nazi, so don’t rate me down or flame me. It’s just a prank.
4 - Get your small Nazi bandana/flag and fold it like a tissue. Make sure it follows the sequence as the other tissues and put the tissues you took out back in the sequence.
^^^No, you take out some tissues from the top, put the bandana in there and then put back the tissues you took out in the folding sequence.
Mar 15, 2006 12:37 pm - lol,5*****
I know somone who got suspended for a week for just doing the nazi saloot, he was suspended by this history teacher who is really strict on stuff like this.
Im going to some how get 1 of these flags and then do this prank in the history room
ar 15, 2006 1:16 pm - haha funny , im not racist though , but stil funny, and dude wahts with the lacoste badge you cant rate it zero for that he said hes not racist you donkey raping shit eater
Mar 15, 2006 1:25 pm - thats a good one man!!! i gotta find a jew to do that too now. Theres this jew i hate, and ill probably make him jump out the window!!! loool thanx man.
Mar 15, 2006 1:37 pm - Me neither Karl, it’s just a prank. I doubt the dude even read my egg, he probably just saw "Nazi" in the title and rated it a zero.
And what’s with everyone saying Hitler was a genius? I hear it everywhere, and I believed it for a while, but then I thought about it. He wasn’t a genius, he was just crazy. Everyone in Germany lived in poverty at the time, so when someone stepped up and started preaching shit, everyone was with him. Yes, changing the current state of Germany was the right direction, but doing so by eliminating the Jews/ gays is not the way to do it. (BTW, Hitler was gay himself)
Mar 15, 2006 2:51 pm - nice i have a teacher who was actually in the holocaust, but shes a bitch, so i defitately gonna try this. noe to find that bandana...
5*****
Mar 15, 2006 4:16 pm - Hey -Battery- thats why im lucky im glad i live in the USA you cant be suspended for doing shit like that because if a teacher did they problay get FIRED.
Mar 15, 2006 6:35 pm - Pretty cool, but, uh wouldn’t someone notice a red bandanna over white tissues? Try to find dark colored tissues, even though they are all light colored...oh well. 4*
Mar 16, 2006 2:27 am - Ic3Arch3r, you DON’T put the bandana on the top. You have to take some of the real tissues out and put the bandana in. Then put the other tissues you took out back in (over the bandana). You have to put it in the folding sequence so when someone takes one the other one comes out.
Keiser and 117 haha, I have no freaking clue. I was laughing so hard when my friend walked into school with it, he said he bought it for $1 and got it at a sports shop. So I dunno, you could probably find one at the Flea Market though.
Mar 16, 2006 9:42 am - Dude that’s a good idea. You should make an egg on it so people will stop asking me where to get it haha. Thanks for the vote :)
Mar 16, 2006 8:53 pm - AMAZING!!!! MUST TRY THIS PRANK!!!!!!!!! but all i need is a nazi bandana. i cant find one in stores in the USA, its obvious! ill just find a neo nazi here and get him to sell me one!
you guys are bitching about getting in trouble at school for mentioning hitler/nazis.....you get off easy, in Germany/Austria/Poland and some parts of Russia and France you can get arrested for that kinda stuff...ever since WW2 a whole bunch of laws were introduced preventing the ideals of the Nazis being idealised and so forth....
pretty cool prank
and hitler was a genius
a shit faced cockmaster but still a genius
5*****
i might just wear one 2 skool 2 piss a few teachers off
if anyone has a problem with me doing it then they can just sort it out with me
Hitler thought the ideal humna had blue eyes and blonde hair(hitler had brown eyes and black hair)
he was a moronic dictating bastard
lol,5*****
I know somone who got suspended for a week for just doing the nazi saloot, he was suspended by this history teacher who is really strict on stuff like this.
Im going to some how get 1 of these flags and then do this prank in the history room
Coulda been me, but this was when I was in 8th grade, about 8 years ago. Really I was just waving to someone at the other end of the room. What the fuck happened to free speach in this fuck-nut country?*
*-Additional Information: This message applies to the USA, in which I reside, in which is "dictated" by a dickhead.
Mar 19, 2006 11:06 pm - Ya but...if they’re gonna need a tissue, they’ll go get one. So they’ll pull out the Nazi tissue to get a regular tissue. The person will probably examine the Nazi tissue too. Then hopefully some students will look on and say, "o0o0o0o" and then the teacher will look over and see the student holding the Nazi tissue.
Apr 10, 2006 6:39 pm - dissent Im not saying that wouldn’t be affective and it is an idea but the people whop replied saying they hate jews and all that should shut up because the holocaust was a serious thing.
May 31, 2006 7:27 am - 5* cause i admire Hitler. He did a mistake when he killed jews and saud they where a different race. For the rest, I love Hitlers military tactics, stratigy, organisation and discipline. Me and my friends kick annoing albanians here in italy cause the come here to be jerks and antifascists. AID FURER