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(129 votes) Published: Mar 16, 2006 6:28 a.m. In 3 Favorites Lists Viewed 614 times
Okay so here it is I’ve had a lot of people saying that I should have made this into an egg. So.....Here it is and it’s my first so. I hope that you all enjoy it as much as I did. Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the
English language today is the word fuck.
Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter "F",
fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word.
Its the one magical word, just by its sound can describe
pain, pleasure, hate and love.
Fuck, as most words in the English language,
is derived from German, the verb "ficken", which means to strike.
In English, fuck falls into many gramatical catagories.
As a transitive verb for instance:
"John fucked Shirley"
As an intransitive verb:
"Shirley fucks"
It’s meaning’s not always sexual.
It can be used as an adjective such as:
"John’s doing all the fucking work"
As part of an adverb:
"Shirley talks to fucking much"
As an adverb enhancing an adjective:
"Shirley is fucking beautiful"
As a noun:
"I don’t give a fuck"
As part of a word:
"Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible"
And, as almost every word in a sentence:
"Fuck the fucking fuckers"
As you must realise there aren’t to many words with the versatility of fuck.
As in these examples, describing situations,
such as fraud:
"I got fucked at the used car lot"
Dismay:
"Oh, fuck it"
Trouble:
"I guess I’m really fucked now"
Aggression:
"Don’t fuck with me buddy"
Difficulty"
"I don’t understand this fucking question"
Inquiry:
"Who the fuck was that?"
Dissatisfaction:
"I don’t like what the fuck is going on here"
Incompetence:
"He’s a fuck off"
Dismissal:
"Why don’t you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself"
I’m sure you can think of many more examples.
With all of these multipurpose applications,
how can anyone be offended when you use the word?!
We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly...
"FUCK YOU!"
THE HISTORY BEHIND THE WORD
[Middle English, attested in pseudo-Latin fuccant, (they) fuck, deciphered from gxddbov.]
The obscenity fuck is a very old word and has been considered shocking from the first, though it is seen in print much more often now than in the past. Its first known occurrence, in code because of its unacceptability, is in a poem composed in a mixture of Latin and English sometime before 1500. The poem, which satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, takes its title, “Flen flyys,” from the first words of its opening line, “Flen, flyys, and freris,” that is, “fleas, flies, and friars.” The line that contains fuck reads “Non sunt in coeli, quia gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk.” The Latin words “Non sunt in coeli, quia,” mean “they [the friars] are not in heaven, since.” The code “gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk” is easily broken by simply substituting the preceding letter in the alphabet, keeping in mind differences in the alphabet and in spelling between then and now: i was then used for both i and j; v was used for both u and v; and vv was used for w. This yields “fvccant [a fake Latin form] vvivys of heli.” The whole thus reads in translation: “They are not in heaven because they fuck wives of Ely [a town near Cambridge].”
n : slang terms for sexual intercourse [syn: fucking, screw, screwing, ass, nooky, nookie, piece of ass, piece of tail, roll in the hay, shag, shtup] v : have sexual intercourse with; "This student sleeps with everyone in her dorm"; "Adam knew Eve"; "Were you ever intimate with this man?" [syn: roll in the hay, love, make out, make love, sleep with, get laid, have sex, know, do it, be intimate, have intercourse, have it away, have it off, screw, jazz, eff, hump, lie with, bed, have a go at it, bang, get it on, bonk] be intimate, breed, copulate, fool around, fornicate, Fuck, go all the way, go to bed with, have sexual intercourse, have sexual relations, lay, make out, mate, procreate, screw, sleep together
More Uses for The Word
"Fuck you!"
"He’s a dumb fuck."
"Sorry, I fucked up your computer."
"He’s pretty fucked up."
"I fucked up on this test."
"Let’s fuck around for a couple hours."
"I’m fucked."
"Fuck off!"
"What the fuck!?"
"Shut the fuck up!" OR "Fuck up!"
"I’m so fucked up right now."
"You fuckface!"
"He’s a fat fuck!"
"I’m fucked up!"
"Go fuck yourself!"
"Fuck stick!"
"Motherfucker!"
"Fuck it!"
"Fuck!"
"None of your fucking business!"
"Un-be-fucking-lievable!"
"I’m so fucking tired."
"Shut the fuck up!"
"Abso-fuckin-lutely!"
"Fan-fucking-tastic!"
"Oh, Fuck!"
"He’s a great fucker!"
Well I know that there is more that I could put here but Fuck IT. Enjoy and use This wonderful word in your everyday useage.
Mar 16, 2006 6:33 am - dumb this is word from word from the flash movie "History of the F Word" This is just the text version and you copied and pasted it.
1* cuz it’s your first egg
Mar 16, 2006 7:03 am - The only thing on it that is not me is the part below the italiced text to the FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN’ FUCK + it was just to damn funny not to want to share but hey FUCK IT
Mar 16, 2006 7:32 pm - Wrong well ur pretty much wrong
bak in the day people had to ask their king if they could fornicate(fuck) so when he said yes he would give them a sign to put on their door so people wouldn’t bother them the sign said: F.U.C.K. standing for: Fornication Under Consent of the King
Mar 16, 2006 7:41 pm - FF’S for fuck fucking sake.... the history of the fucking F word! well congradu-fucking-lations constible fuck fuck --- excellent piece of fucking detective work!
this is copied almost word for fucking word from the flash "HISTORY OF THE F WORD" found on funny junk...!
BTW:
Heres a poem about santa::
His dimples how merry,
his face like a cherry,.
fuck! who rites this shit?! Santa sounds like he has a fucking face like a fucking market garden. fuuuck me..... His face like a cherry.. FUCK! he probly has a fucking head like a capsicum!
Well he came down the chimney into the house, the merry old man, covered in fur to his head to his foot, nd his clothes all tarnished with ashes nd soot, then I sed
WHAT THE FUCK R U DOIN IN MY LIVING ROOM - U SOOTY RED BARSTARD!
Merry fucking christmas to all and to a fucking good nite!
DaDevil! (c)2006
BTW: NO STARS FOR U WHO ROTE THIS EGG!
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Mar 17, 2006 12:29 am - wow, 4’s and 3’s and 5’s? wtf has happened to this site?! a c/p usually get dropped or at least just 0’s, you guys give him 4’s and even 5’s?!?!?
Ma 17, 2006 12:42 am - I gave it a five, and for the idots that keep saying it was taken from a flash movie you are wrong, it is a monty phyton dilog, then put into a movie they made, proably way before most of you were even born, so get with the times........
Mar 17, 2006 1:37 am - I think it is a good egg, and most of you were not born when monty phyton was doing a lot on bcc, so get with it they are still on bcc, what do you do sit on the computor all day, and never watch movies, or normal tv, ha ha I gave here a 5
Mar 17, 2006 1:43 am - You fucking suck!!! you fucking suck you fuckheaded fuckface
Number fucking 1
u fucking copied and fucking pasted fucking
and fucking number 2 fucking
u fucking didnt even fucking write the fucking Acutal fucking meaning fucking to the word fuck which is Fornicate Under Command of the King btw.
ps i normally say fuck this much its not the effect of the egg
Mar 17, 2006 3:26 am - Fucking Shit do you people know how to fucking read I already said that The top fucking part of the egg was copied from a Monty Python Skit. I’ve never heard Adam Sandlers Song of it and IM NOT A FUCKING GUY!!!!I didn’t go to any Fucking Flashvideo site to get this either. I’ve never even seen the fucking falsh video.I got the fucking words from the link at the bottem A Lyrics site.It’s considered a fucking song,by Monty Python and for those of you that don’t know who Monty Python is I feel sorry for you.And I really don’t give a flying fuck . The truth is that and what the fuckever.You don’t like it Go Fuck yourself and leave it be. Thanks and have a NICE FUCKING DAY.
P.S. Watch some fucking T.V. and not flashvideos.
Mar 17, 2006 6:30 pm - FUCKEN FUCK FUCKS I DONT GIVE A FLYIN FUCK IF ITS COPIED THE FUCKEN BITCH TRYED TO DO SOMETHIN FUCKEN FUUNY YOU DONT HAVE TO SHIT ON THERE FUCKEN DREAMS YOU ALL ARE ASSHATS FUCKIN FUCKKK!!!!!!!! %*
ar 18, 2006 5:42 am - a rather shithouse egg..... awww... I guess i have to rate it..... (reluctantly rates it a 5)....
5 Stars for you!
From the tomb of The 5-Pharaoh!!
Mar 23, 2006 4:33 pm - Might be im not sure. I know F-Fornicate U-Under C-consentof K-king is one but like I said at the bottem im sure that there was alot that I forgot I was tired. I should just delete it and redo it
Mar 30, 2006 9:24 pm - don’t delete it or redo it, fuck the little fuckers anyway, they go and give each other great points for shit, and they don’t even fucking know when something is good, and that Monty Phony is the one who did the meaning of the word fuck, and then they think u should do all this research, when they only write one fucking word, or sentence for an egg, and get high score, so fuck it, don’t delete it or rewrite it, you already send egg points on this , and don’t need to do it again, just tell them all to fuck off if they don’t like it, and tell them that if they don’t like it, don’t rate it or make a comment on it.
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