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Convince parents to let you buy weapons

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Published: Mar 18, 2006 5:49 p.m.
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Ok, this egg contains information on convincing your parents to let you buy weapons such as airsoft guns, paintball guns, pellet guns, archery(bow or crossbow), and eventually real guns. This is not guarenteed to work, but it worked for me, as you can see by my gun cabinent.

MATERIALS
your brain!
some $cash$

Ok, first do some research on airsoft. yes, it has to be airsoft.
explain your findings to your parents. tell them that an airsoft gun has a safety orange tip, its so low powered, that people shoot each other. they even have tournaments.

go into more depth. then, if they think its ok, show them the one you want(one of those $15 multi colored pistols) after about 3-4 months, say you want to upgrade. buy a mid range powered airsoft rifle.
2-3 months after proving yourself trustworthy(dont do anything dangerous or unlawful with your guns), buy an even higher powered rifle, such as the super 9 sniper or an AEG.

Now you can either go for paintball or pellet guns.
if you want a paintball gun, buy a $30 brass eagle at wal mart. and then a few months later buy the good marker you want(me, Tippmann A-5)
If you want a pellet gun, go to walmart and get the Daisy Red Rider for 20 bucks. a few months later, get a crosman pump action pellet gun. then your parents will pretty much let you get any pellet gun you want!

you have hopefully proven yourself worthy if you haven’t gotten into any trouble yet. now you can buy a bow. then you should move up to a crossbow.
after the bows, approach your parents and ask if you can buy a .22 rimfire. tell your parents you will let them keep it locked away until you go camping, hunting, to the range, etc.
Now you are poretty much free to ask for any gun.

THE KEY TO SUCCESS IS PROVING YOURSELF TRUSTWORHTY
make sure you do all the steps a few months apart, especially with the fisrt airsoft.
let your parents be in control of your weapons. after a while they will let use the guns as often as you like.
Before you start yelling and kicking and screaming and whining about how this is stupid because you are all grown up and dont live with mommy and daddy anymore so you can buy anything you want, this is intended fo teens. i got my first airsoft when i was 12.

If you have any questions,please message me.
 

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WhiteLion

Mar 18, 2006 5:57 pm -
hmm 5*


Whats_Plan_B

Mar 18, 2006 5:57 pm -
this is preaty good for ppl who’s parents like that. it was well thought out i think it’s original so i’ll give ya 5*


RedRover

Mar 18, 2006 6:01 pm -
Nice *****


Simpson

Mar 18, 2006 6:04 pm -
this is good i just started to convince my parents into gettin me a airsoft gun


Defiler

Mar 18, 2006 6:06 pm -
Or you can just counter their stupid little reasons with logical responses. Let me talk to your parents, you will have you gun.


xX_PsYcHo_Xx

Mar 18, 2006 6:09 pm -
to bad here in australia we dont have Paitball markers or Airsoft... im getting my A Grade Licence soon so then i can legally own a Tippman A-5 then mod it to look like a MP5 :D


adawg

Mar 18, 2006 6:10 pm -
hell im old enought to buy them without telling my mom


TecnoDestructo

Mar 18, 2006 6:14 pm -
i buy all my kids,guns


Defiler

Mar 18, 2006 6:32 pm -
Lmao you need a license to buy a fucking paintball gun?


Sl8ter

Mar 18, 2006 6:50 pm -
thats kinda stupid, i got my first bb gun when i was 11 and ive had a paintball gun since i was 10, you dont need to get crappy ones first get a pretty good one and win their trust from there, anyway 3 stars


AppetiteForDestructi n

Mar 18, 2006 7:03 pm -
okay, 4*, my slingshot is getting kinda old anyway.


BlackXListed

Mar 18, 2006 7:20 pm -
good egg 5


Lead

Mar 18, 2006 8:29 pm -
you get a two because this only works on people (not just your parents) who are ignorant of the real world. any bb gun you can buy, no matter how sucky, will work at least once and the chances of you hitting a vital spot is about 1 in 80 (look it up) which is too high for my parents. plus my dad was in the airforce so he is well aquianted with guns. I make mine


uni_vision_tech

Mar 18, 2006 9:07 pm -
Not bad. 4 stars.
I got my first .22 caliber rifle when I was 11.


captainjackass

Mar 18, 2006 9:29 pm -
i tried this, and i did alot of research on it to try to convince my parents but they were stubborn :/


kickyourass

Mar 18, 2006 9:43 pm -
i started geting knifes and guns when i was 9 but my parents cought me knife fighting when i was 13 and hide them all from me


NoMoreWednesday

Mar 18, 2006 10:52 pm -
my friend’s dad is a cop and he shared stories with mah parents. now they flip if they see with with a 3in swiss army knife. sucks for me, but nice egg and good effort shown.
5*****


infinite

Mar 18, 2006 11:02 pm - doubt it
not all parents are the same moron and i doubt you own a beretta.


paintballuh

Mar 18, 2006 11:57 pm -
people please read the egg.
infinite, did i say all parents were the same?
i said this is not guarenteed to work!!!
did i say that i owned that beretta?
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
read the bottom of the egg, then read adawg’s comment!!!!!!!


Johny_Carna e

Mar 19, 2006 12:04 am -
my dad is cool about guns...We always go to the shooting range and he allows me to buy airsoft rifles.


johnnydMIP

Mar 19, 2006 6:22 am -
im from nebraska so guns kinda come naturally


The_Izz

Mar 19, 2006 12:14 pm -
Everyone’s Walmarts are better than ours. We can’t even buy an airsoft gun or bb’s from our Walmart. Only paintball guns and paintballs. Anyway 3 *


SuperKrazyKarl

Mar 19, 2006 12:59 pm -
i just ask, dont need to persuade :)


Spud18

Mar 19, 2006 3:43 pm -
Dude even better is if u prove to ur parents that ur resonsible by takin a gun safety course. My rifle got taken away (airsoft) cuz i shot my friend and they want me to take a firearm safety course so yeah 5*


duhtaduh

Mar 19, 2006 4:28 pm -
Common sense


paintballuh

Mar 19, 2006 5:01 pm -
^^something you lack^^


theRIAA

Mar 19, 2006 5:54 pm -
my dad gave my a pellet gun when i was 1 year old, ever since then its been shotguns and riffles


pyro-7611

Mar 19, 2006 9:15 pm -
Just take the gun safety course! I did when I was 11 and my dad bought me a rifle and a shotgun.


mentalhead

Mar 20, 2006 9:54 am -
its pritty shit but it would work all i did was say can i ave a bb gun and ive now made an air gun


rainingblood

Mar 20, 2006 10:01 am -
i just buy them off the internet, you dont even have to prove your age on most sites


amt

Mar 20, 2006 5:20 pm -
good egg well writen 5*


FL

Mar 20, 2006 6:41 pm -
thats ausome 5 stars but my dad is really mean he wont even let me charge my paintball gun any more because he thinks its going to blow up and kill me, although he has thrown away almost 100 of my pellet guns before
but i must complement you on your guns; there sweet


FL

Mar 20, 2006 6:58 pm -
i got my first bow when i was 9 now ive got a much better bow, and my father still wont let me get the cool stuff


Plague-666

Mar 20, 2006 10:10 pm -
well i dont like guns much(more of the old way kinda guy)

but works with my stufflike:
katnna($12 )
great axe ($50)
broud sword ($100)
buey knife ($40)
rithaul kinfe ($99)
Pokect knife($15)
...etc ..etc
(to long of a list)
o...any way 5*****


DrMADman

Mar 20, 2006 10:47 pm - i,m 15
just this year i got 2 new hand guns


ladyvator

Mar 22, 2006 8:51 am -
i liked how you said that you have to give your weapons to your parents, and how you have to build up test with them, and not abuse the right to have them, very good, i give you a 5


Ghostfacedkiller

Mar 24, 2006 10:02 am -
my mum bought me a very strong slingshot and nuncheckas but wont get me anything else...how stupid?


George-4886

Mar 26, 2006 4:13 pm -
it would be a 4 but A-5’s are gay so 1 im sry but there gay


Torpedo_Socks

Mar 28, 2006 3:18 pm -
..... 4*


Carpe_Diem

Mar 30, 2006 1:39 am -
Or you could talk to one of your older friends.


ballsofstealbitch

pr 03, 2006 3:47 am -
good egg bt my parents actully have a clue my dad works at a rifle range so he wud realise what i was doing bt i supose havin a dad like mine does have its pirks ive had a BSA air rifle sinse i ws 9 and a bow since i ws 10


FL

Apr 09, 2006 2:58 am -
i hate my father he is so mean. for 1 he thinks that if i buy one off the internet theres 99.9% of chance that all hes money is gonna get stolen and 2 he thinks its too dangerous and for one my bow can cut through steel
from about 300 meters away and surprisinly he thinks thats safe.


FL

Apr 09, 2006 3:01 am -
and whats that blue gun you have got there? it looks more like one of those light guns you play on video games


Chesus

Apr 15, 2006 1:55 pm -
not my style... id rather stay away from parents/weapons, bad mix


DIC_Garuda

Apr 17, 2006 12:28 pm -
gooooooooood one 5*


Eramus

Apr 22, 2006 2:02 am -
super 9s suck!, good guide, another tip is if you play airsoft or paintball, you can just buy new guns and claim its your old gun, unless you’ve got those crazy monitor your life parents this works


Stewby

May 02, 2006 12:41 am -
dude Im from Southwest Missouri and around here our parents by us guns and encourage to play paintball and shoot each other. And hunting is extremely hardcore. I already own 6 shotguns, 2 Bennelis and 4 Remingtons. 3 high powered rifles, 3 pistols, countless .22’s pistol, birdshot, and rifle. 5 paintball guns, and an airsoft. And most kids down here do. Whats going on where you live???


jarrell

May 06, 2006 1:37 pm -
once my dad brought me to a gun show, when i was twelve. there was just guns laying on the floor, and most of the people looked retarded. i was scared that some hillibilly was gonna shoot me(i was 12), so i just wanted to get out of there. but he just went around and got a wenchester 31 gun,(i dont know). he even asked if i wanted a airsoft gun, i was close but he didnt want to spend 200 dollars for it. now i want a gun and i know he will probaly get me one if i take a safety course. i live in NC( my dad once bought me a alligator).


lesbians

Ma 09, 2006 6:21 pm - idk
the egg is iight but who is goin 2 have the $$ for all those guns & u no your parents r not goin 2 buy u or any1 else a new gun each week or month. n whos goin 2 want 2 wait dat long 2 get a good good. 3***


Pilot-In-Training

May 15, 2006 4:27 pm - ironic
the funny thing is i am 12 and my parents let me get switchblades. but i can’t get airsoft, bb, or paintball. those fukin ass monkeys! anyways........ 6 stars


scratchy

Jun 28, 2006 9:56 pm -
dude,i got my first shot gun when i waz 10.lol


gammer8

Jul 10, 2006 9:41 pm -
i think its good but usually when i ask my mom and dad for a airsoft or bb gun they usually say yes.


Tomriddle

Jul 12, 2006 10:45 am -
from nebraska......dont need to persuade


intelligencequoti nt

Jul 19, 2006 9:31 pm -
3*


Zek99

Aug 16, 2006 6:45 am -
or if you live on a farm and u shoot birds u get to shoot guns when your 8 like ME but im now older :(


BlackWizz

Oct 28, 2006 10:36 pm -
pretty good *5* i got a paintball gun


jasey

Dec 09, 2006 10:44 am -
cool i give you a 5 i got my first one at twelve it was a mp5 the most powerful gun i have i think and i have a 2 hand guns and i want a pellet gun for christmas i am going shooting soon so there no doubt my dad would let me have a pellet gun and your right its all about trust my parents know i would never hurt a animal or person great job you truly deserve a 5


Gigantor

Dec 10, 2006 12:48 pm -
i give it a 5


Born2Steal

Dec 11, 2006 1:37 pm -
usfull info, nice collection 5*


spade-8823

Dec 22, 2006 6:44 am -
i’ll give this 4 *’s... just because you werent the first person to think this up. but Im sure your one of the first to try to corrupt all the little kids into buying guns lol idk i just get a checking account @ 15 and started to buy my airsoft and bb guns online... turned 18 got my FOID card (Firearm Ownership Identification Card) and then started to buy the real power. once I actually had the airsoft guns, ect. in my possesion my parents couldnt do shit.


nic-7928

Jan 16, 2007 7:00 pm -
u suck


Blindman-6346

Jan 23, 2007 11:32 pm -
lol i has a glock but my parents don’t know aboout it


Kajimo

Jan 30, 2007 11:05 pm -
Well, this has proven useful, I was allowed an airsoft anytime I wanted if I payed myself, but thanks to this egg I got one as a present.


8329385738292837

F b 02, 2007 10:42 pm - gonna try that
*4 I think i am going to try for airsoft or paintball gun


hGV0L

Feb 23, 2007 6:25 pm - LOl Truuu Dat
yeah it works i didnt rlly know wat was happening but it i am stll moving up ...slingshot shlingshot paintbal paintbal airsoft..thats were iv stopeedi dont rlly need guns that bad


deadeye-9767

Mar 05, 2007 4:25 pm - good job
pretty cool 5*s


JoshV

Mar 07, 2007 9:22 pm -
Lol, I got my first rimfire .22 on my fifth birthday, and I got a tipman98 when I was 10, and right now at 13 I have 3 high powered rifles (marlin .30-.30 FAL L1A1 308. assault rifle, and a .300 savage)and much much more including handguns and shotguns, and all I did is ask nicely. And yeah, I keep them all in my room without locks and ammunition handy, I even keep a Jennings model J-22 loaded on my nightstand in case of break ins.

Rated 5 though :) Not everyone has uber pwnage parents like me.


fatboy14

Mar 10, 2007 10:18 am -
i just need to ask my parents. my parents are in the fbi. Also, and im not lying, i got my first 22 when i was about 2 and pulled the trigger when i was about 3 with help from my dad. My dad took me to the range on bring your kikd to work day once. They let me shoot an mp5. And my parents say buying guns is a good investment. They let me buy whatever and i mean any gun. they pay halfies! oh and *****


Pupit

May 03, 2007 1:58 pm -
Defiante 5* good advice, although i asked several times for a bb gun, when i was younger, i was never allowed, so i bought one in secret just a small colt pistol, then when i went blackpool got a Spring rifle G36 i love it apart from its one shot > reload > one shot > reload etc hoping to get the G36 AEG version looks awesome


pyromaniacandproud

ay 13, 2007 1:13 am -
thats really good.... but wouldnt work for me,1 cause im an aussie, 2, my parents wouldnt get me a gun anyway. i just found a great thing though, you know those hissing door closer things? if you take the screw from the end, they slam shut with a massive blast of air instead of slowly hissing shut,( i shoot it at my face from the ground and it still blows my hair back), so ill make an air rifle with that. plinkings all im interested in, not hunting, any ideas for ammo?? i can melt some lead if i need too.....


ZIPGUNFUCK

Jan 12, 2008 8:03 pm - THIS M
THIS MIGHT WORK I GOT A NIGHTSTALKER SEMI AUTO CO2 PELLET RIFLE


sol

Jan 20, 2008 9:59 pm -
my mom lets me buy airsoft my dad not really he bought me a bb rifle without asking me first and he worked at a range and tought a gun class has a lot of hand guns a tommy how can i convince him his friend is a cop i live in CA a lot of things u cant have here but airsoft bb bows knifes swords ya plz help me

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