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How to evade arrest when you got drugs in your car

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Published: Mar 19, 2006 5:26 p.m.
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intruduction

this egg is going to teach you how to not fall to the scheme and games of police, and easliy evading arrest.


car stop

your in your car with some freinds and you have
marijuana. you are driving safely but kinda fast.
thats when you hear police sirens ring. you stop, and
all your friends start panicking about the marijuana
in your car.



1. hide the marijuana, hide it the pipes, bong,
roaches any phisical thing from the policeview make
it invisible.
note* before riding with any illegal subantences yo
u should put it in a bag and place this in the trunk.





2. tell your friends that you are doing the talking
and to stay calm.make sure your windows are up.





3.place your hands on the wheel, this is for the
safety of the police who ask you to do this anyways.





4.the police will come and say hi, say hello and roll
the window enough for that you can talk to the
police and pass the lisence *but* dont pass it our
even take it out. if he ask do you know why you are
bieng stop say "no why am i bieng stoped.". they will
have to explain what you did. do never guess to what
you have done and dont makesomething up, this is
called selfincrimination on of your anmenments.





5.he will then ask for your driving lisence, get out
your lisence now and pass it to him. he looks and
then looks at you and says get out the car.*he may
just give you the ticket right then*. but if he ask
you to, ask why. he will explain why, or ask you agai
n,




6. now if he ask you to get out. roll up the windows
and lock the car up, and close the doors. if ask you
why you did that say its a habit. now he will
probally says he suspect you to have illegal
contraband, if he can search your car.





7. but be careful he will not ask but trick you to
giving up your consent. always say no.. if you
have illegal stuff and you give up your consent you
are going to jail. he will probally be rough and ask
you to comply, but unless he has seen phisical
evidence of illegal subantances then he cant search
your car. this is called the plain eye view. if he
needs to ask that means he has no evidense and wants
to search. he may say that he will bring some big
m becuase he has no evidense.





8.just ask if you can go now. he will say something
like shut up you smart ass punk. now he will go to
his car for a few minutes. he is probally tring to
get you scared. just hand tight and assure your
friends.




9.he will then come with a ticket. now take the
ticket and go! dont ever refuse a ticket. becuase you
can always try to argue about the ticket in traffic
court.




10. drive off as the man and smoke your joints in the
clear.




*9. he goes in your car. this is illegal. and he is
doing a illegal search. in court your lawyer will
pursue of illgal motion, and the judge will agree of
dismissing your charge.



*just rember be curtios but you dont need to give up
your andments. that is selfincrimination, conmintent
of search, and plain view rule.


i give credit to busted media who gave me the
information. sorry for all the bad grammar and
spelling mistakes, its my first egg and i can barely speak english.
 

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Epicentre

Mar 19, 2006 5:36 pm -
ytea u really noe a lot about this situation.. u get in it a lot? 5*


SITH_GALACTIC_EMPIRE

Mar 19, 2006 5:45 pm -
omg can you type any worse


muffins

Mar 19, 2006 5:45 pm -
not bad 5*


jarrell

Mar 19, 2006 5:48 pm -
yeah im sorry i suck so bad at writting and typing.
sometimes i think im retarded


NoMoreWednesday

Ma 19, 2006 5:50 pm -
extremely useful, but, for bad grammar, you loose a point.
4****


john-3986

Mar 19, 2006 5:58 pm -
good egg pics and all but it wont work if you say no to everything they can look in your car for plain eye view if they smell or hear anything they get a warrant search and ur screwed


Jamesdawg

Mar 19, 2006 6:25 pm -
5*, but anybody with a decent Social Studies teacher knows this. =P. And by the time the police get a search warrant, you could of hidden or smoked all the weed. You can’t get arrested because the officer smells it or nothin. He has to visably see it


Carpe_Diem

Mar 19, 2006 6:39 pm -
Works, never let the police search anything of yours even if you have nothing to hide.


Carpe_Diem

Mar 19, 2006 6:40 pm -
Oh, yeah 3*


jarrell

Mar 19, 2006 6:53 pm -
thats why you keep the windows down for the smell. and they need phisical evidense, thats tangible. and if that fells use air spray. i was watching a show on how some cops busted a dude becuase they smelt some weed. and then they ask if they could search they said yes and they found 12,000 dollars in weed. i mean tubbawaer full of maryjane. i feel so bad for them, becuase they got pulled over for a speeding stop.


DrtyDzn

Mar 19, 2006 7:01 pm -
Sweet. 5*


Toasty

Mar 19, 2006 7:09 pm -
.RAMBO IS A BITCH


imacartoon

Mar 19, 2006 7:19 pm -
Uuuh am I the only one that sees this as common sense?
I suppose its a little helpful but personally nothing to helpful to myself... But if these people found it helpful i guess Ill give you 2* for the effort


KeiserSosay

Mar 19, 2006 11:30 pm -
Click to block the "ramboISabitch spammer"


anyways, this is a pretty good egg. the spelling sucks, but I guess it is ok since english is not your primary language.

The only problem with this is when the cop calls for the k-9 unit to come. I have seen the k-9s come many times before, and they will pretend that the dog smells something regardless if he really does or not.


PRESLEY

Mar 20, 2006 9:22 am -
im not sure what the name is, but i saw all of this, plus more, in a movie once.


FrEeK-2661

Mar 20, 2006 11:04 am - mm pepper
carry some pepper with you in ur car, a small container or something, and if u get stopped and think dogs will come sprinkle it around a lil it will fuck up the dogs nose the rest of the day, sorry doggy. and a messy car isnt nesacarily a bad thing u can hide stuff easier, chip bag,candy wrapper wutever....FrEeK


jarrell

Ma 20, 2006 1:27 pm -
yeah this was like i credited in the egg, on busted.
yeah alot of this is common sense but alot of people
get freaked out when they get pulled over(espescialy
sense you have drugs), and most of the time you get
tooken advantage by the police.also to add somepoeple just dont no there andments, and the
police does not have to tell you this.


JelloBiafra

Mar 20, 2006 3:04 pm -
incoherent but useful, 5*


dTh

Mar 20, 2006 4:04 pm -
Knew but very informative!


NeptuneStylez

ar 20, 2006 4:39 pm -
what you should do is jus when u stop n he cos out. RIP IT.


Plague-666

Mar 20, 2006 8:03 pm -
...hells yeah :D 5*


xEmptyInsidex

Mar 21, 2006 8:36 pm -
Lol, Nice pics... 5*


Buklao

Apr 01, 2006 6:09 am -
pretty good, the pics are alright, but the huge one that stretched the page totally fucked it up 4*


SchizoSmoker

Apr 09, 2006 10:07 am - OKLAHOMA LAW
in oklahoma they can and will search your car and even bring in a K9 unit even for rolling thru a stop sign. Im not sure if they have done away with this but if you are ridin dirty and get pulled over then you are fucked probable cause my ass!! you gonna smoke it you pig!

 


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