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HIGH SCHOOL COOL
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Published: Oct 05, 2002 12:00 a.m.
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Iv written a guide on how to make it in high school. How to get da girls and how to earn respect. The truth is you dont gota be a geek. There are 5 steps to being a popular man in high school. Im 16 and in the 11th grade. Everyone in my school is trained. Im not going to mention my name because of my popularity risk but a (prep, joke or stoner) can do this fairly easy. My yahoo name is Cute_dude_43207 drop me a message if you want. This WILL work if you follow closly.


#1 DONT SAY STUPID #*@! ALL THE TIME. Dont interupt anyones conversation but somehow find a way into as many as you can. Dont hit on a girl unless you got it planned out or have MASSIVE practis. Alright trannie lets get started.

#2. Hurassing a dumb friend.
Find a good friend. One who you know is a dumbass but yet wont kill you for prankin him. Grab any kinda paper and write on it "#your friends name# Loves da #*@!!" post it everywhere!! Say it too your friend all day. Shout it outloude. Get crazy! say #*@! like "ow . . . My grannie got da fat ass!". Earn a crazy reputation, but be respectful to everyone at the same time. Including your friend. (after that. you should have everyones attention. Do not move on to step 3 unless you can walk down the crowded hallways and at least have 30 people know your name and know your reputation so far.

#3. Learn a cool but average walk. Dont be movin your head all the time like a #*@!ing moron. Dont speak unless spoken too. let me say that again. DONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO. You gota feel confedent that someone will want to talk to you. Let people mess around with you some but you’ll know when it gets enoufe. Right then LAY THE LAW down and terrify that #*@!. Dont be a #*@!. Girls love crazzy but mature guys at the same time.

#4. ah GiRlz: My specility. Well not anymore because Iv finnaly fell in love with a girl. Shes a #*@!ing hottie too. Well im hot too being with and a 16 year old 5foot,3 11th grader. So heres the trick. If ur fat start loosin weight NOW stop eating but like once a day! A bowl of cerial thats all. You can do it. Almost every guy can be a knockout to chicks heres how. If you know your not ugly go for the perfect 10’s. ONLY. or unless your led to that only girl who looks at you sometimes and you want to get to know her better. Those kinda are always better. Anyways DONT give up. Theres someone for everyone. Find the perfect girl and stick wit her.

#5. repeat step 1-5 till you die. Basicly that should work. Its what I do and it works! :) good luck. Oh yea if you read up to this point your a loser. You need to get started right now. 		 
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Chuckles-2264
Sep 19, 2006 10:40 am - PFFTTT
I don’t know where you grew up but that doesn’t work... cause everyone at the high school is a dumba$$


Kappel
Feb 16, 2007 5:05 pm -
You’ve got to be kidding me. Take your own advice and
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#1 DONT SAY STUPID #*@! ALL THE TIME
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