The Most Disgusting & Cruel Prank Ever.
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(34 votes)
Published: Oct 05, 2002 12:00 a.m.
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This prank takes weeks of preparation and a target who you hate with all of your soul. Here are the steps:
Step 1: Find, buy, or steal the biggest garbage can, with wheels, that you can get. Fill the garbage can to the top to make sure that there are no leaks (especially around the axle of the wheels). If there is a leak, seal it or simply get a better garbage can. Be sure the can you get is plastic and not metal.
Step 2: Fill the grabage can about halfway full of milk, then, crack between 30 and 40 eggs into the can. Take on of those giant plastic containers of kool-aid mix and empty it into the mixture. Stir the mixture with a mop handle or stick. Urinate into the garbage can as often as possible for the next few days. You can even sht into the can, or collect animal feces and put them into the can if feel like it. Now, take about 6 or 7 layers of plastic food wrap and seal the can shut so no liquid can evaporte. Next, take the can into some woods, your backyard, or anywhere where the smell will not reach you. After two or three weeks (you decide how badly you want the mixture to rot and smell), slowly and carefully roll the can (should be about three-fourths of the way full) to your targets house. Be sure that they are home and get ready to perform worst prank ever created.
Ste 3: Quietly and discreetly roll the can up to the person’s front door. Remove the plastic food wrap and try your hardest not to puke all over the porch. Lean the garbage can against the door with the wheels facing the front door. Now, ring the doorbell and run as fast as you can, as far away as you can. When the person inside hears the doorbell, their first instinct is to look through the window. They wont see anything (the garbage can is tilted against the door below the window) so they will open the door (hopefully they’ll swing it open fast). The can will tip over, spilling all of its nasty, obnoxious, horrible liquid all over their floor and their legs (the kool-aid you added will stain any carpets). The smell alone will take weeks or even months to leave the house, and the attempts to clean the mess with induce uncontrollable throwing-up, making this prank one of the cruelest, and sickest out there today!
I am not recommending that anybody try this prank. It is illegal and I cannot be held responisble for any action you take after reading this text, as it is for educational purposes only, and was never, EVER meant to actually be performed. |
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 | Jan 06, 2005 2:20 pm -
i like it! i should very much like 2 try it out on my ex-bf...who deserves everything he gets...apart from the good stuff! |
 | Aug 30, 2005 2:58 am -
that is disquisting. youve really outdone yourself |
 | Sep 14, 2005 11:13 pm - u sick basterd
ur the best on this site 10 stars w00t w00t |
 | Mar 25, 2007 10:56 am -
5*s AWESOME |
 | Jul 17, 2007 8:36 pm -
I can see the kid i’d targets rightnow on his knees hurling . 5* |
| Jul 17, 2007 8:37 pm -
I can see the kid i’d targets rightnow on his knees hurling . 5* |
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