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(172 votes) Published: Mar 27, 2006 12:46 p.m. In 3 Favorites Lists Viewed 1559 times
Someone ever get on your nerves...
A teacher send you to the principle or give you a bad grade...
Neighbor always complaining...
Boss always complaining...
Well lets FUCK THEM UP!
Payback is a bitch...
1. Crazy glue gas cap , door locks , anything, just make it sticky
2. If you know anything about cars...(ill make it simple) go underneath and take out the screw that lets oil come out... its like in the center, take it off and let all the oil come out, the next day they will drive around and overheat the engine, so they will have to buy a new one. A nice $750+
3. Everyone knows the brake fluid, i dont like that
i prefer BOLOGNA! If you are nice, and artsy , make a pattern so they have a funny looking polka dotted car
4.If you insist on brake fluid, get a spray can and spray obscene words on it, so they have to drive around with \"nigger\" on there car until its repainted
5. Put toothpaste all over there windshield, and if they use windshield washers its get all bubbley and make a huge mess.
6. Put sugar and/or ping pong balls in the gas tank. Makes it smoke and gums it all up
7. Piss all over it, when you gotta go you gotta go...
8. Wipe dog shit all over it
9. Stick anything you want in tailpipe, i preferr a was of Tampons
10. Super glue laminated pictures of porn/swastikas/insulting things on there car
11. Be nice. Just put a gay pride sticker on the bumper, thjey wont notice but drivers behind them will... its not so bad, you cant go to jail for this one
12. Draw all over it
13. Pop open hood , open radiator (if its cool) and throw rice inside, itll heat up and cook, and expand and fuck it up. You were only feeding the car...
14. To top it all off so he gets pulled over, bend or cover the license plate, they\’ll probley get fined for something wrong with the car as well.
PLEASE COMMENT, sorry if this isnt good , its my first egg, give me a break. so be nice... or youre car could be next.
P.s. Do these at your own risk. These things can get you introuble, in jail, or a beatdown. Be aware of this. But if you want go for it and do it anyway, Fuck the Police.[color=red]
Mar 27, 2006 10:25 pm - ok...i got a few things to comment on...1) on almost every car, to access the engine compartment you first have to get inside the car...ever think about that? 2)ping pong balls wont fit into your gas tank. 3) Dont limit yourself to just sugar in the gas tank...if you put pretty much anything other than gasoline in there it will most likely mess up the car 4)A new engine for a car usually runs ALOT more than $750...this is just common knowledge...come on now...
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