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how to have kids older than you
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Published: Feb 12, 2003 12:00 a.m.
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ok kiddies, once i got my mom pregnant and im older than her too. im not too sure how cuz i was blind at the time. anyhow, all you got to do is buy a time machine from the purple cow across the street for $35.82. then you go back in time and find a girl ( YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO SEXUALLY REPRODUCE,AND BE OLD ENOUGH 16, LIKE ME. LITTLE #*@!Y 5 Y.O’S LIKE SKIDMARK AND MOOKY DONT CUT IT, AND SHE HAS TO BE ABLE TO HAVE KIDS TOO, SKID AND MOOKY’S MOM’S DONT COUNT EITHER) Then you get her pregnat and go about 20 years into the future and make sure the girl didnt have an abortion or something so the kid is still alive. then you find your 19 year old son or daughter and thell them that your their father.

ps it really works. if it wasnt for me then skid and mooky wouldnt be here today,
pps if this already posted, then im sorry, i thought i signed in before, but i guess i didnt 		 
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Coopz
Mar 09, 2005 2:30 pm -
comic genius 5*


Drive-By-Bukkake
Dec 19, 2006 8:27 am -
ohh shiiit!! im gonna try this now!!!
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