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(80 votes) Published: Apr 02, 2006 3:28 a.m. In 7 Favorites Lists Viewed 1257 times
Another Way To Remove Your Finger Prints
This egg will teach you how to remove you finger prints PERMANENTLY if you ever need to.
You Will Need:
Pineapple (will explain)
Hands (you get born with them if your lucky)
About Half an hour
A Needle
Ok First of all in a pineapple there is an acid called pectin, now this acid can burn just enough to get rid of your finger prints permanently with just a little pain.
Cut a few slices of pineapple
On each finger make 3 or 4 small holes with the needle.
Place you newly scared fingers onto your pineapple and hold them there.
Wait 30 mins (it will sting a bit but its worth it)
Remove your hand and voila you now have no finger prints!
This should be permanent.
If you Find after about 6 moths they come back you just need to press harder with the needle.
Apr 02, 2006 3:50 am - 5* ive heard something like this before. i heard the cops can still sometimes get your prints because their software has a sort of "map" of your print and can reasonably determine if its yours from segments of your print. do you think making little gashes on your fingertips would work better?
Apr 02, 2006 5:30 am - *4 it is a good egg, another way you can do that is just go and buy acid pads from the drug store, and put them on your finger, it won’t hurt, and it eats, your skin right off, layer after layer, use to be you had to get them from a doctor but no more they sell them right over the counter now
Apr 02, 2006 8:23 am - Yes rambo thats how to remove them painlessly being as clever as i am i tried that quite a while ago and eventually they come back now i see why nobody likes you.
Apr 02, 2006 9:06 am - Rambo i used to think highly of you but now ive joined i realise that you probably only have an E at any of your few qualifications (if any) so i apologise for you not being able to understand my superiour Intellect.
Apr 02, 2006 9:33 am - rambo u lil fuck lay off him..i dont care if u drop my egg and have a go at me just cuz im sticking up4 me m8...y do u have 2 b such a twat...honestly y do u have 2 take it sooo seriousley?..i mean u had a go at me...whateva...just thought id say
Apr 02, 2006 12:37 pm - Ha Yes indeed it was getting good, even if Matt you’re going about it the wrong way.
Everyones entitled to their opinion but not to be rude. Matt that was a stupid way to deal with it and you really need to learn to, ah what the hell. Rambo you f’ing nob hound get the bitch of my homies before the PP come and analize your mum, your dog, and you, you little noob. You think you own the PP, i think i own your mum. I respect that you dont think this is a good egg but just putting ’0* and then a link to another egg’ is damright bullshit. You mess with 1 PP you mess with us ALL BITCH. So i suggest next time you fancy being a noobish twat go clim into a dumpster because noone wants to fucking hear it NOOB.
Apr 03, 2006 12:24 pm - Rambo lay off my kickass mates or ill come round your house and absolutely múller you, and the penrice dudes are the meanin of PwNaG3, especially when im around, yes rambo , you are a true prick!
Apr 03, 2006 1:26 pm - I’ll give you a 3 because it’s a good idea but could be explained better. Also I doubt that’s permanent, probably just lasts until they had enough time to grow back.
Apr 07, 2006 5:10 am - ROFL pectin aint a fucking acid, pectin is a gelling agent used in jams and preserves omg how lame, its usealy found in sugar, one acid in citrus fruits is citirc acid not pectin, get your fucking facts straight, its also easier to use latex gloves or leather gloves, casue they can still get DNA,
Jul 17, 2006 5:57 am - how long does this pineapple/pinprick process take to execute if someone is dedicated. I want to know how fast I can "lose" my prints. is there a lengthy healing process? has anyone here tried this?I’m curious of this because I’m trying to get a decent job but unfortunately it requires a background check. I can’t exactly ask prospective employer "how detailed is your BG check?" I did some dumb things when 18yrs old but am not the same person. I just want to be able to support my family,pay bills & keep home from going into foreclosure.
thanks in advance for any real help.
Jul 17, 2006 6:32 am - how much pineapple do you need? a whole pineapple or just part of one like you see sold in stores. I’ll report results back if someone can fill me in soon.
Thanks
Dec 10, 2007 5:01 pm - Sweet! 5 stars. I’m just going to do one finger, and have that be the finger I press incriminating buttons with... I press a lot of incriminating buttons...
I’ma five your profile too, because of all the other awesome eggs you did.