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Published: Oct 28, 2002 12:00 a.m.
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This is only for mature people. All you snot noses can disregard this important information and can go play with your fire and bombs.
If you ever feel lonely, and are sick and tired of reading eggs on how to make or do stupid things, well listen up! I have the perfect way to pick up the prettiest babes in your town!
It has been scientifically proven by myself, that woman love the scent of orange peels and peanuts. So what you have to do is buy a big blender, and throw in 2 pounds of peanuts and the peelings of 7 or 8 oranges. Blend these together until you have a nice thick paste. Now that you have your own supply of this ’love sauce’, simply rub it under your armpits , in and around your groin, on your nut sack, and finally rub just a smudge in the corners of your eyes. Then put on your finest white suit and head to the disco!
You will be amazed at how quickly the chicks will pick up your new love scent, and will be flocking around you, trying to get REAL CLOSE to your nutty orange scent. For added attraction , do a couple of spins on the dance floor and then drop into the splits. This cool move will not only impress the babes but will release more of this magic love aroma that you rubbed on your nut sack earlier. 		 
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thelefty
Apr 04, 2006 7:02 pm -
u r fucking retarded for taking that serious justin u must be stoned or come from a long line of mental retardation in ur family


djclown
Apr 20, 2006 6:17 am -
this shit would most likley burn the shit out of ur balls but then again its a fail safe for any retards out there hoping to spread there jeans aye


gully
Nov 13, 2006 8:49 am -
it is scientificaly proven that your fucked in the head and the whole of the RE comunity knows it.


jimmy_pee
Dec 30, 2006 4:34 pm -
OMG it accually worked...
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