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(186 votes) Published: Apr 03, 2006 6:55 p.m. In 14 Favorites Lists Viewed 1024 times
Hey yous!
This is basically an egg about how to take the bus for the rest of your life (or until you get caught) by only buying one bus pass. I have yet to try this (my dad’s a bus driver so I get free passes anyways)... but my friend has tried it and its going pretty good for her.
See the problem these days is that gas costs so much for your car. Why not bus and spend your money on something worth while? Also, they have a new rule in B.C. that states that u got to have your L (learners) for 2 years and your N (new driver) for 2... You’re going to be driving to college with your parents.... gay? I know... all the more reason to take the goddamn bus!
All you really need is a brand new bus transfer and a little strip of clear tape/chap stick
This is reeeeaaallly simple. Unfortunately, because of that, some of you will vote me down. Simplicity is good folks!
1. First, you get your brand new bus transfer. These types are used in British Columbia, Canada. I don’t know how any other ones look like. Just use this is a basic outline. Oh and mine has already been used but just pretend it hasn’t.
2. Second, get a strip of tape that’s a little smaller than your transfer width wise.
3. Third, place it over the spot where it says Date, Expires at…
4. Fourth, get a strip of tape the size of your transfer width wise, and place it over the black data strip. (Cut the remainder of tape hanging off the end if there is any)
5. You’re finished! Make sure it looks real. Mine doesn’t.
If you don’t think this is good enough, or can’t pull this off, use a chap stick. I’m not exactly sure if it works though. Don’t do both! Good luck.
When putting your transfer in the machine in front of the bus, you might want to hold it like this so that the driver can’t see. But if you do get caught, run away… the door will most likely still be open and I doubt he’d come running after you. If he does, he’ll never catch up because usually, bus drivers are fat.
I am not responsible for you getting caught. This is just a little fun fact for you guys. Take it home… chew it… it’s nice.
Apr 03, 2006 6:57 pm - shit i forgot to say that the tape doesnt allow the machine to make the mark saying u used your transfer.
and i dont think it allows any data to on the card... or whatever the fuck its called
have fun
Apr 05, 2006 7:27 am - sounds good, but in germany there are walking guys around in the busses and trains who check the tickets themselves, but when it works 5 stars!!
May 17, 2006 9:47 pm - if this works im taking it home from school cause my the buses are exactly the same as the one u have. probablhy all over b.c.
5 *s
My bus passes are punched out with hole punchers to set the date, and the transfers here are like little pieces of paper you get when you get on the bus and give to the driver of the next buss you get on,
same with me we are to poor to have high tech card reading stuff. lol alberta sucks
ec 27, 2006 2:31 pm - Lol. I’m in calgary so this wouldn’t work. Transfers are slips of papers, and we have bus tickets too, we either validate them at the C-train station and it stamps the date, time and station we where at, or give them to the bus driver in return for a transfer. The only way of fucking them over is to counterfiet bus passes, which are monthly and change appearence, along with the transfers.
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