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(157 votes) Published: Apr 08, 2006 11:04 a.m. In 4 Favorites Lists Viewed 1138 times
my adventure starts with me just riding my bike to a bmx track behind a school that I always go to.
But then I saw this amazing muddy trail just calling my name.
I think I see a foot print but nobody ever comes back here, or so I thought.
Hmm... a bridge maybe people do come back here.
Reminds me of when Angus Young does that sideways running thing on the floor, or is it pointing to something we may never know.
Then I came across the equivelant of St.Peter’s Basillica.
Door mat but it didn’t say welcome, I wonder why.
The bum’s chair. I folded it up for him so he wouldn’t have to when he comes back home later today to vaccuum.
The bum’s table has a little jar/metal container on it. In this jar was the bum’s life savings $30. Took me everything I had to leave it there.
This is the Bum’s delicious lounge chair in his backyard.
I guess his dog died. Look at the ancient beer can it must be a bum. I also found an icechest filled with Diet Coke and Budweiser.
Well that’s it for cribs... The bum didn’t tell me to go home and never come back though like they do on the show. Maybe because he wasn’t home.
Apr 08, 2006 11:18 am - That was probly a couple kids’ "drinking spot" or "smoking spot". Me and my cousin found one by his house, there was a table with at least 40 beers on it, and a few chairs, so we pissed on the cans, threw them at trees/rocks to watch them explode, and drank a couple. Twas pretty fun.
Apr 08, 2006 1:26 pm - WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE! GAAHH! YOU DEFILED POOCHIE’S GRAVE! I WILL FIND YOU AND GIVE YOU A PIECE OF MY MIND! I WILL ALSO TELL YOU THAT I DONT LIKE YOU AND I WILL CRY AND START SLAPPING YOU WHILE I WEEP AND THEN I WILL PASS OUT AND PEE!
Apr 09, 2006 8:21 am - nice egg, im surprised someone off RE didn’t wreck the place and steal the $; i guess that’s pretty cool of you man. nice pictures too. 5*
Apr 09, 2006 6:25 pm - Well 5 stars my friend.... Im glad you didn’t destroy it and take the money. I would have lol.
To be honest I would have took the money and pissed everywhere and then took all of his pop and beer for myself back with me, then shit in his cooler full water and ice and made it look like diharea. Then I would come back later with gas and burn everything down. I just hate bums cuz i was walking down a trail once and one attacked me after playing paintball, and i lit him up with a full 200 round hopper. He cried it was great.
Apr 10, 2006 8:06 am - first of all, thats an awesome house. and second, i would of taken the money and whatever else looked valuable and left. but what you did was awesome too-good egg. 5*
Apr 12, 2006 7:44 am - Thas awesome man. I am glad u didnt take the money because it takes one with a warm heart to respect bums. I think they are cool and deserve more. (there are A shitload in washington d.c.)
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