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World’s Worst Laws

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Published: Apr 12, 2006 12:07 p.m.
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England:

Any person found cracking a boiled egg at the pointy end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks

Placing a postage stamp that has the Queen (or King)’s face on, upside down is considered treason

It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow

Everyone trying to drive in the country’s most congested city must pay £8 for the privilege

Saleswomen cannot go topless, unless they work in a tropical fish store (Liverpool)

USA:

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine (Chico, California)

One-armed piano players must perform for free (Iowa)

It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6pm (Florida)

At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches (Massachusetts)

A US citizen can take possession of any foreign, uninhabited island, as long as it contains bird droppings

It is illegal to possess a list of bizarre laws (Denver)

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun (New York – Brett Lee better watch out if he ever visits…)

Italy:

A man may be arrested for wearing a skirt

France:

It is illegal to kiss on railways

No pig can be called Napoleon

Switzerland:

A man may not relieve himself while standing up, after 10pm

Australia:

Modems cannot pick up on the first ring. Any overly efficient modem is deemed invalid and makes the owner liable to a $12,000 fine
 

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CaptainMidnight

Apr 12, 2006 12:13 pm -
Crazy Bastards 5*


pocky

Apr 12, 2006 12:20 pm -
ha! i know of a foreign unihabited isalnd in the bay that has birddroppings! my new property! if this egg isnt bullshit.


Tyrant

Apr 12, 2006 12:21 pm -
It’s been done so many times, and these’ll be c/p from a site or sites somewhere. I can’t exactly prove it, so 1*


jimbobjones

Apr 12, 2006 12:29 pm -
i live in england so i’ll "aquire" a cow and get drunk with it, then see if i get arrested.lol


Haze_Skater

Ap 12, 2006 12:34 pm -
Haha nice. 5*. Any others?


pocky

Apr 12, 2006 12:35 pm -
well it is obvious he didnt search for unexpired laws and he just c/p them. but still it is kindof funny


dude-564

Apr 12, 2006 12:46 pm -
I’m gonna go buy some tropical fish now

5 dude


metalhed

Apr 12, 2006 12:49 pm -
lol thats funny 5*s 4 the pics


Johny_Carnage

Apr 12, 2006 12:58 pm -
meh 2*


YesterdazeJesus

Apr 12, 2006 1:06 pm - *World’s Worst Egg*
umm...

funny, but not an egg.

who cares [ platinum ]


YesterdazeJesus

Apr 12, 2006 1:06 pm - *World’s Worst Egg*
umm... -1*

funny, but not an egg.

who cares [ platinum ]


axeblade

Apr 12, 2006 1:12 pm -
all i can say for america is that they should have voted for kerry because bush is making all the shitty laws in usa. ohh and 5* because it kinda funny


Heroin

Apr 12, 2006 1:26 pm -
Blah blah blah Bush Bush Bush. Unless youre an American citizen and over 18, your political opinion mean nothing to anyone.

Opinions are like buttholes...everyone has them and they all stink.

5*


DashH93

Apr 12, 2006 2:12 pm -
thats your opinion, which does stink, many opinions do not stink, ’’i believe that we should end poverty’’ that doesnt stink, opinions cant stink as they are, well... opinions, not facts, anyway that philosophy is quite funny


Lead

Apr 12, 2006 2:51 pm -
kick ass. 5 and faves


jkkling10

Apr 12, 2006 2:54 pm -
ok buddy you just completely changed the subject^^^ and anyhoo...FFX wasnt all that great anyway...but ill give you 1* for fun

Apr 12, 2006 3:30 pm -
One-armed piano players must perform for free (Iowa)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
that fuckin pisses me off so much


Nindaji

Apr 12, 2006 5:33 pm -
IT’S SURPRISING THAT A LOT OF THESE OLD
LAWS ARE STILL ON THE BOOKS .
I READ WHERE SHERIFF BUFORD PUSSER
OF WALKING TALL FAME USED PLENTY OF
THESE OLD LAWS TO FIGHT CORRUPTION
IN TENNESSEE .PROBABLY WHAT GOT
HIM KILLED ?


Bear_Sark

Apr 12, 2006 5:56 pm -
Herion is funny and this is a good egg 5*


paintballuh

Apr 12, 2006 6:38 pm -
some of these may be a little out-dated, 5*


Hippy

Apr 12, 2006 9:38 pm -
gay these laws are totaly bullshit 0*


Turkey

Apr 13, 2006 2:42 am -
Quote:
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun (New York – Brett Lee better watch out if he ever visits…)

that is a bit of a cheap shot.


Scooby7769

Apr 13, 2006 3:38 am -
Hahah Nice 5***** You should do some more reserch and make a second egg. I know a really stupid on in Washington you can’t smoke within 25 ft. of any public entrence or in one.it fucking sucks


Lars

Apr 13, 2006 6:37 am -
In new york, the punishment for attempted suicide is death - :-)


Torpedo_Socks

Apr 13, 2006 8:07 am -
haha-doofy is awesome! 5*


sparkz

Apr 13, 2006 10:05 am -
shit+this=what you started out with. 2*s for effort

Apr 13, 2006 2:01 pm -
Copied! http://www.google.com/sea ch?hl=en&q=%22A+man+ma +not+relieve+himself+while standing+up%2C+after+1 pm+%22&btnG=Google+Sea ch
0* for you.


me_wee_todded

Apr 13, 2006 4:18 pm -
ha ha ha ha ha ha


pyro_psyco911

Apr 13, 2006 6:56 pm -
thats just fucked up man.... also.... also theres laws in kansas.... you can’t shoot a rabbit on land from a boat. also theres another one where its illegal to play the acordiam... (sp?) in an elevator.... lol... yea.


pyro_psyco911

Apr 13, 2006 6:57 pm -
thats just fucked up man.... also.... also theres laws in kansas.... you can’t shoot a rabbit on land from a boat. also theres another one where its illegal to play the acordiam... (sp?) in an elevator.... lol... yea.


F4RR4LL

Apr 14, 2006 7:41 am -
All of these laws are just plain wierd. But i know a stranger one for England."If a welshman is seen crossing the borders of Wales and England with illicit goods in his possession after midnight with intent to consume or sell the goods, it is the law that you must shoot him with a crossbow."How wierd is that?


WDDD

Apr 16, 2006 4:53 pm -
hey this looks really familiar i think i might of seen this infact i think i saw a site on something like this. i can remember it was something like :(http://www.dumblaws com/)


Toasty

Apr 17, 2006 2:57 am -
Quote:
all i can say for america is that they should have voted for kerry because bush is making all the shitty laws in usa. ohh and 5* because it kinda funny


If you are 18+ and a citizen of the US (like me) your vote is counted in the ’popular’ vote. The electoral collage picks, not the citizens.


Tyrant

Apr 18, 2006 5:36 am -
WDDD, I think there’s a typo in that URL. It’s actually


HTTP://WWW.DUM LAWS.COM


wessside_k

Apr 20, 2006 11:50 am -
im gonna name every pig i see Napolean just 4 shits and giggles(cuz im in canada)


Uzaiyaro

May 04, 2006 7:26 am -
In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
-- ehm...

The Romans would crush a first-time rapist’s gonads between two stones.
--He wouldnt wanna try that again...


SiK-62

Dec 06, 2006 9:39 am -
4 * cuz I didn’t know that shit.


FXIII

Mar 04, 2007 12:06 pm -
Hmm... Fair enough, but have you any proof of these? Most of them seem like a Mouldy Bullshit Sandwitch


Prankstaaah

Apr 23, 2007 8:02 pm -
wow some of that stuff is pretty retarded.

yuo can’t crack an egg at the pointy end or you’ll get in trouble? what the hell for?


anarchyd00d

Jul 06, 2007 5:17 am -
theres a law that u can get arrested for vagrancy for having less than £1.50 or something

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