Bear_Sark

Apr 15, 2006 2:47 pm - this is queer but funny so 3*

Snatch

Apr 15, 2006 2:49 pm - I needed this *5

pocky

Apr 15, 2006 2:50 pm - read the forumn. it was funny. i give you a 5* for laughter.

zoeboey

Apr 15, 2006 2:53 pm - that is hilarious. its wax though

Snatch

Apr 15, 2006 2:53 pm - I cant get enough of this

Garg	Apr 15, 2006 2:53 pm - haha thanks!! i thought you all might like it!! i do crazy shit all the time, this is only the second time i have posted about it tho!!!

Garg

Apr 15, 2006 2:58 pm - no...lol i didnt test them!! there not for me, we made like three cause i have three friends that cant get any.. oh and we made the wax thick enough to were it wont crack inside you, and you have to put a condom over it while you use it... its probably not that safe to use without one...lol

bret	Apr 15, 2006 3:00 pm - ur friend must be a fat fuck if she couldnt find a guy to have sex with her

pocky

Apr 15, 2006 3:04 pm - i am going to make one with a glow in the dark candle and put it in someones locker.

hobobob

Apr 15, 2006 3:04 pm - 5 * because thats funny.

duhast

Apr 15, 2006 3:10 pm - i wouldnt put it in the freezer, if you just put it in the fridge it reduces the chance of it cracking...changing the temp of the wax really fast like that makes it weak...other than that, very creative, lol...

GfxGuy

Apr 15, 2006 3:11 pm - im not gonna rate this... nor do i want to

pocky

Apr 15, 2006 3:12 pm - wait, that is like when i filled a condom with ice then put it in the ocker. it might melt. it gets hot in those things.

seekdestroy

Apr 15, 2006 3:15 pm - lets see a demo..5*

NoMoreWednesday

Ap 15, 2006 3:17 pm - 4**** (and I ain’t gonna try this)

Lead	Apr 15, 2006 3:23 pm - yay! wrong, but yay! 5 stars

Garg	Apr 15, 2006 3:23 pm - video.. i wish i could show you all the video i took of it....it looks like a fucking cooking show video...hahaha

WDDD	Apr 15, 2006 3:27 pm - Gross! I quit this site for ever

Clegg

Apr 15, 2006 3:29 pm - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I was going to say, Mr. Garg not pleaseing you enough? 5*

Buklao

Apr 15, 2006 3:34 pm - hmmmmm i dont know Garg. I think we need a demonstration of the dildo in action. just to make sure it works ;D 5*

Garg	Apr 15, 2006 3:36 pm - hahaha Mister Garg IS enough for me!!! THESE WERE FOR SOME FRIENDS!!! lol maybe one of my uglier friends will give you a demo later..

NHzJOKER

Apr 15, 2006 3:47 pm - LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *5 CREATIVE

Clegg

Apr 15, 2006 3:49 pm - Quote: Mister Garg IS enough for me!!! THESE WERE FOR SOME FRIENDS!!! lol I know, thats why I said was But really Garg, what kind of comments do you expect with a site that is like 95%? dudes? Great egg though BTW, what did the Mister say when he seen frozen dicks hanging in the freezer?

Johny_Carnage

Apr 15, 2006 3:54 pm - those look like popsicle sticks...You should warn people. 4*

lonelygirl15

Ap 15, 2006 3:59 pm - i think u guys shoulda had a gang bang or theres always slice

Garg	Apr 15, 2006 3:59 pm - hahaha thanks clegg lmao, Mister Garg came home from work and was like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING?? he fucking laughed for like five min. straight

FoXhounD

Apr 15, 2006 4:18 pm - Lol.. 4* cuz i find it funny :P

-Mary-Jane-

Apr 15, 2006 4:44 pm - You could proberly make a bit of money selling them to younge desprate school girls. 5*, its quite funny

lady	Apr 15, 2006 4:59 pm - *5 I think it is very intersting and funny, lol good job there,,

bryso

Apr 15, 2006 5:31 pm - fuk dipping my wick in her...

kickyourass

Apr 15, 2006 5:45 pm - ha ha funny

pilot_instruktor

Apr 15, 2006 6:27 pm - ._.

pilot_instruktor

Apr 15, 2006 6:27 pm - 5***** though. lol

dontlickducks

Apr 15, 2006 6:33 pm - i would need a video of it in action. im not voting till i get 1. then ull get five and a five on ur profile.

ILoveTitties

Apr 15, 2006 6:39 pm - Quote: So, a friend of mine (who is still a virgin) wanted to pop her own cherry cause she was depressed over it. Why didn’t you just find a drunk homeless person to do it for her?

Monkeypillow

Apr 15, 2006 6:47 pm - ^^^I crapped my pants when I read that.

Garg	Apr 15, 2006 6:48 pm - hahaha im not trying to do that much work....id have to pay them a shitload...

-Gangsta-

Apr 15, 2006 6:50 pm - wow, very creative, cant belive im doing this but 5*, 5* for an egg about how to make dildos....

WDDD	Apr 15, 2006 7:09 pm - 2 things that gross like to the 1000000 and who has this as a favorite and why did u put this as a egg and i dont care if u friend is trying to pop her own cherry thats ur and her thing no mine and get a actuall one and thats VILE

PeeveS

Apr 15, 2006 7:12 pm - 5 fucking stars.... good fucking job...

H-Dogg

Apr 15, 2006 7:39 pm - Great egg. Maybe add some food coloring for realistic fleshy colors. If you’ve got a Sybian, and you make a good income, you don’t need men in your life at all!

DaTruFucka

Apr 15, 2006 8:09 pm - i would give you a 3* but the fart button was on this page so 5*

KeiserSosay

Apr 15, 2006 9:57 pm - this is hilarious. you should upload a video of her using it 5* was a corndog your inspiration?

Heroin

Apr 15, 2006 10:11 pm - Im going to give the Jehova’s a merry Easter basket tonight. Disclaimer for all who are bitchy: Im not singling those J-Hovs out, they are the closest religious organization around. 5* because this is funny.

Garg	Apr 15, 2006 10:31 pm - haha Quote: was a corndog your inspiration? actually it wasnt, but they do look closely related dont they?? the wood is actually chop sticks from a chinise food place.

imacartoon

Apr 16, 2006 2:07 am - Lmao good egg 5* I read about it in the forum. and Quote: this is queer but funny so 3* Uuuh how is it queer they’re chicks and despite the fact I’ll never use it, it is a well made egg.

jook-74

Apr 16, 2006 2:36 am - lmfao thats funny as but u shud try make em out of chocolate to *5

Buhiko

Apr 16, 2006 3:47 am - zomg!... that made me laugh 5* for you not that i’d use one but this should be in the directory, it’s hellava creative, original it’s not something that’s already been posted 3million times woot for originality!

knob	Apr 16, 2006 4:07 am - Quote: im not trying to do that much work....id have to pay them a shitload... i bet your friend is a bit fucked off at that 5*s.

xX_PsYcHo_Xx

Apr 16, 2006 4:44 am - i 5’d cause i LOVE Garg :P

GfxGuy

Apr 16, 2006 7:43 am - ill give u a five star just because this would be funny to be in the directory

Apr 16, 2006 9:42 am - It so fits that the one person on RE who claims to be in a happy long term relationship would post an egg on how to make a dildo. "It was for my friend." Yea, SURRRE it was! ;)

Garg

Apr 16, 2006 3:42 pm - bad news Quote: It so fits that the one person on RE who claims to be in a happy long term relationship would post an egg on how to make a dildo. "It was for my friend." Yea, SURRRE it was! ;) umm i am, ive been with Mister Garg for five years and we could not be happier thank you. it was my friends idea to make them...thats why shes in all the pictures..duh lol ETA: the friend that couldnt get laid, called me this morning to tell me that the guy she was seeing from work rented a hotel room last night and she finally got fucked. Then she called me to tell me how it went.....lol

NickL

Apr 16, 2006 7:28 pm - wait..... why do you have coffee in the freezer? creative.... but nasty..... 5*

immaculatesodomy

Apr 17, 2006 12:30 am - pretty cool man....... funny story my ex told me she used to masturbate with a candle when she was younger, o said "ummmm thats cool i guess." then she pulled it out of a drawer and stuck it on my face.... sick! it was nothing more than the end of one of those red candles you see on dineing room tables..... id have to say yours look alot better.... 5 stars

FearTheClown

Apr 17, 2006 1:23 am - Wow, Impressive,funny 5stars*

Garg

Apr 17, 2006 1:28 am - "wait..... why do you have coffee in the freezer?" Your an idiot you know that?? you keep coffee in the freezer to help keep it fresh... "yo man y didnt u pop ur frinds cherry..o well kina pointless for men but there r pics and 4 stars" BECAUSE IM A FEMALE AND SHES A FEMALE AND WE ARE BOTH STRAIGHT THATS WHY.....god the stupidity on this site amazes me to no end..

Sirsimster

Apr 17, 2006 7:30 am - lmao aaahh so funny

Fate6900

Apr 17, 2006 3:41 pm - lmao lmao thats funny next time you should tayer the dildo with diff colour wax 9*s 5 here 4 in ur pro

nic-1264

Apr 18, 2006 4:07 am - nice lol can u send me a pic of that chicks (if thats you)boobs without bra or any thing (nickrj2@hotmail.com& 41;

Toasty

Apr 18, 2006 5:34 am - Tell her to come by my place. Little warning: I love to ’slip’ out and visit the twohole. 5* cause its funny

Garg	Apr 18, 2006 3:50 pm - thats not me Thats my make-up artist and no i will not send you a pic of anyone naked....

jetman

Apr 18, 2006 4:57 pm - lol i saw more photos of the dildos you made on your MySpace,5*

CRIMEBOSS

Apr 19, 2006 3:28 am - lol

Phatt

May 10, 2006 1:56 am - FUNNIERST...EGG...EVER!!!

OPEYE

May 13, 2006 10:45 am - Great egg babe. 5*

Larryi5

May 13, 2006 1:26 pm - lol wtf

punk4life

Nov 26, 2006 1:54 pm - this scares me

BulletsForBlood

Dec 18, 2006 4:40 am - ha ha ha, so funny. and kind of kinky! i love it, do more stuff like this ha ha 5* make one for my girlfriends 4 when im not there... hmm??

IceCreamMan

Jan 22, 2007 9:04 pm - ok.. lemme get this straight, u had a female friend in your house, dieing to get laid, shes a virgin, hmmmm... lets make you a dildo..? i could have thought of an easier, more relaxing way to pop her cherry..

Garg

Feb 01, 2007 1:24 am - ummm nooooo, she wasnt in my house?? wtf did you get that from? She was a friend of mine, she was not there at the time of the dildo making. That was a diffrent friend. It was a gag-gift anyway, its not like anyone would actually use them. The only safe way to use one of those would be to put a condom over it.

selkies_the_endless_ob es

Feb 11, 2007 9:09 pm - awesome 5* ill have to never try that!

DickCheeze

Apr 17, 2007 2:10 am - Was the fat chick in the video the one who couldn’t get laid? Because she was fugly...

Garg	May 21, 2007 7:45 pm - lol Hey fuck you man, thats my best friend right there and shes been missing for the past six months. and shes actually not fat. kthnksbye

45	Jul 05, 2007 3:01 am - wow nice you should have made it out of glue ruber i cant remember how to make it its made out of elmers school glue thow and you can finde out how on the web but wow freky 5*** cuz it was funny, NEW and something iv never even come close to hereing about befor

Sep 28, 2007 11:44 pm - Its pretty sad, that, this site is 99% guys, and an egg about making dildos has more comments than most other eggs.