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for the first two you will need a simply plastic syringe- easily obtainaable from biology/chemistry class.
1you can fuck up all the schools locks, simply mix sugar and water(lots of sugar and squeeze into locks the locks will gradually rust and seize up over a few days resulting in locked/unlockable doors and a hefty locksmith bill for your school. the good think about this prank is you have plenty of time to melt away innocently
2alternatively for an almost immediate effect mix superglue and alcohol(high proof loke rubbing alcohol for wounds) and squeeze into locks with your syrince you have about 15-25 mins until the glue hardens so get squeezing!
3steal everything you can from your bitch of a school- knives+forks paper(expensive) tools such as screwdrivers and saws from the d&t lab acid + ethanol(great for mixing drinks with(abou 90%+ proof)from chemistry class
4rub vasaline glue or anything disgusting onto teachers room + headmasters office- also condoms with mayoor the real stuff!
5print up a named and shamed list of the!*nt techers with their phone numbers + addresses on the possibilities are endless pizzas strippers taxis rentboys they will probly get in trouble with their neighbours as well!