Jan 09, 2007 6:13 pm - Ha Ha You though that last blog post was emo... wait til you read this one. My wife was fired on the 2nd of january, and I have taken to believing that the world really is out to get me. I think that this whole good guys finish last mentality is completely true is the saddest sence of the word. I remember the last time that she got fired... we cashed her last check at wal-mart, and the cashier gave us $100 more than we were supposed to get... Well, after counting and recounting, we took the money back up, and GAVE the fucking $100 back. I think that I just too fuck worried about other people than I am myself, wich makes no sence, because I would perfer the whole human races, as well as all of the primates (just so evolution don’t try to happen) die off, in hopes that the animals that are still alive and in the wild, will figgure out how to balance the world back to where it was before we had people stepping in and "Fixing" things. Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- BFG_Gali th Jan 09, 2007 11:44 pm - ok thats a bit wierd

Dec 06, 2006 8:36 pm - Go cry yourself to sleep Here I is, sitting on a computer at work after almost everyone had left, because mine computer is broken... This proves that once again life is trying to kill me by irritating me until I kill myself... I wanna cry. Please, dear God, don’t me seriously. Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- AtlJoker Dec 06, 2006 8:57 pm - Type shit you type shit learn to not tyrp shit emo shit typeing typer shit. cut me Toasty Dec 07, 2006 7:24 am - I shave my shaft with sauce.

Oct 16, 2006 11:51 pm - Am I a bad person? My wife recently found one of my ex-girlfriends, from high school, on myspace... they had known each other then (My wife used to spend a large amount of time crushing on me, and my ex, when she was my girlfreind, made fun of my wife, and bragged about cheating on me... I didn’t care it was just a highschool thing, and I didn’t care much for my ex anyay) anyway, my ex was posting a bunch of irritating passive agressive remarks on the bulletin board (eg. "I am going to take a shower, maybe you will stop ignoring me when I get back,") Well, I swipped the keybourd from my wife and send my ex a message that said "Nope, you smell like bacon grease and fart, therefor the party is always better when you are not around." The end result my wife lost a "freind" off of myspace (and was pleased) anyway though, it is now survey time: Am I a bad person? A) *Fill in the blank* B) ___ You are C) Go into the caves (turn to page 46) Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- Snow Oct 17, 2006 3:01 pm - uhh thats easy number D and 1/2 MarioTheDoq Oct 17, 2006 3:50 pm - meh, ur wife proably has alot other friends Nate-3559 Oct 17, 2006 6:08 pm - C. Yes I answered C to your question. Don’t judge me monkey...

Oct 10, 2006 8:20 pm - Yes, yes I am the enemy I have decided to take an extended break to check on my online life (read: My only life) and have noted that some are amazed that I am an adult... I assume (yes I am well aware of the ass making and what not) that this is because I whine... However... Yeah I am a bitch, and an adult. TAKE THAT! =P Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- -Skathe- Oct 11, 2006 6:45 am - Good chance I’m older. Ral zon Oct 13, 2006 1:53 pm - I am well awware that there are man other adults on RE, all that I am saying is I am now on the side of the enemy... However the best job for pranksters the world over, tele-research I do surveys over the phone, I get paid to call people anonymously... Think about it. -Battery- Oct 17, 2006 8:26 am - find out how bothere/upset your wife is... if shes upset, your a bad person if she isnt, you alrighty

Oct 09, 2006 10:39 pm - Yeah I am a bitch you don’t see many guys admit to that... I just felt that I needed some more attention, and therefore I would unleash some more crap at you. Since I last left you anything to "think" about some things have changed... One I am now married (its not actually as bad as people claim it is... for me anyway) I have also started growing my hair longer... to donate to Locks of love, now I look less like a cock knocker, and more like an ugly mushroom... Lastly I have turned 21, and developed a very large desire to consume an amount of peppermint schnapps every chance I get. Not in the alchoholic sence of the word... just in the I like to consume mint, that makes me happy. Well, an update for any who wish to hear about my crappy life. Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- siner Oct 10, 2006 3:19 am - ok run away AtlJoker Oct 10, 2006 1:16 pm - He’s an adult

Jun 23, 2006 10:06 pm - Here Comes Some More Crap. After rereading my blog entries, I have decied this time I will try and refrain from bitching, and just kinda talk about whays going on in my life... As most should be able to tell I have no life, I am one of those cronic losers who get online and think that they may be accepted here, but I’m not... This is okay, as I do not seek acceptance, I seek recognition, but I think that I shall forever be doomed to be less than memorable. I am average height (or there abouts) I am fat, and I have stupid hair (curly mop of dirty blonde crap that thinks it looks good, but it doesn’t look good... It just doesn’t). I am getting married on my 21st birthday (this desision was made by me, in hope of rememebering exactly how close my birthday is.) I am not anything more than an average guy, (who wnats to be more than everage... I mean come on magic?) I seem to make okay impressions on poeple in person, but online, and over the phone, I... Well, lets just say you would probably have more fun talking to a pissed off, naked, guinea pig who is being forced to ride a scared porcupine. The joke I crack are generally at my own expense, which save me from hearing other try and make them about me... Its not fun to make fun of the kid who like to make fun of himeself... Some may try and say that I am depressed, what with my writing poetry and being nocternal... Or the fact that I have no ambitions... this simply isn’t the case, I am just a nocternal poet who knows that he is nevre going to make it bog, and it therefore prepared for a life of borderline poverty, and mediocrity. Well, there you have another peice of the puzzel known as Ralizon. (don’t think too hard about putting it together, this puzzel doens’t actually fit together or have interlocking pieces... infact I think the puzzel that is me contains some monopoly money, a chess peice or two, a token to an arcade... and a glue ball.) Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- Ralizon Jun 23, 2006 10:43 pm - pardon me, I meant to say about things that weren’t me or my life... one can not talk about one’s life without bitching, or bragging

Jun 08, 2006 2:25 am - Well, here I go again I have been thinking (maybe one of these days I will not just type these spur of the moment, but put actuall thought into them) that way too many people put "doing drugs" into their hobby section... I think that more people should find this irritating, for one, why would you ever need to say that you are actually doing drugs, it is simply easier to left people accuse you of it, and then respond in a manner that neither confirms nor denies their suspicions, it ius simply funner this way. PLus, I don’t care what you want to call it idiocy is idiocy! Period! Then end! I mean come on people, can’t we find something in common with someone that is not what they spend their spare time and money doing?!? Now, I may be just a pup (I’m 20 years old, I don’t have physical proof of a high-school education) but I think that the fucking high school attitudes that we have need some serious fucking ajusting! I understand that as a site for pranks we are not going to atract the cream of the crop, but I think that we aught to try and give the allusion that we are not seven years old... Like all of those fucking cock-knockers who only fucking use l337... fucking bullshit! I mean it is not rocket science to try and spell like a human... I am not the king of grammer or spelling, but I can at least type in a manner that allows people to not (automatically anyways) think that I a fucking moron. I mean seriously "wat u gnna do 2nite, me i m going to c if I cn met ne1 and par-t" fucking shit! (yes I am well aware that that is not a good fucking example as it containes real words... but I can not intentionally think/type like that) Or the idiots who get onto eggs and just fucking flame them up and down... what the fuck is the purpose of that... or worse yet, the people who get on and flame people who negativly comment on thier egg... or the retards who hunt down and post completely retarded shit about how the writer of the egg gave them a bad score, or said something they didn’t like in the forum or on one of the flamer’s eggs, this is simply chilish, what the fuck is wrong with these people? Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- Nindaji Jun 08, 2006 12:27 pm - I like what you wrote ,and agree ..Thinking people should spout off more often.We have way too much bullshit on RE Ralizon Jun 09, 2006 1:18 am - Thans for the comments... I did not mean to imply that doing drugs is not a hobby I just meant why not try to find someone who has something else in common with you... or do something that does not dirctly say that you do drugs... I have heard several, and my favorie has always been (since I heard it obviously) "Eating chowder," another good one is "Playing hack," the second is significantly less ambigous, but it has its merits as well.

Jun 07, 2006 3:38 am - I has learned me some fucking shit I have been on RE for... I don’t know, maybe a month to two, and I have learned some things... First off, I have learned that hearing someone talk about thieving all the damned time is more irritating that watching shit dry. I have also learned that everyone whoes picture is worth looking at, well their profile is not worth reading. I have learned that the moment many people see a long egg, instead of reading it, they iwll automatically vote it zero and call it c/p with no proof, or provocation. I have learned that very few people online believ in magic, or will not openly admit to it (this honestly amazes me, I will admit I believe... if its not obvious look at my first egg *at this time it is still under judgement, and therefor may not exist when the cards are down* But I would think that more people would at least ie about liking it.) I have learned that way too many people have pictures, as their avitar, that I hate more than people in general. And finally I have learned that if you have a picture of a nekkid woman on your profile, more often than not someone will vote you a five simply for that reason... I will automatically vote zero on it personaly. There you have it, Ralizon is learning slowly or not, and this is what he has learned! Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- -Battery Jun 07, 2006 5:06 am - haha kwl Quote: I have learned that way too many people have pictures what else would we have as an avatar, a program? Nucksta Jun 07, 2006 1:28 pm - Your completelty right about everything you said even the magic thing. I personally don’t belive in it but I do belive in psionics, but to the person above me what the fuck muggles? what are you five I mean besides in Harry Potter who says muggle. TecnoDestructo J n 07, 2006 8:11 pm - i thought egg heads hated tosie~rolls im ~comfuzeld?~ Ralizon Jun 08, 2006 1:15 am - Is completely fucking amazed Wow I seem to have spawned conversation... I am mainly into healing magic, As my profile says, herbology... I have been slowly trying to further my knowledge on the subject, but as I am poor (and as a Christian aswell, I also try to be honest... Well I would do that anyway, but...) I can not afford the books or the materials, I like science that doesn’t require thinking about it... like breaking down chemicals and shit, thats just irritating. I try and avoid call the non-believers muggles, as I personally believe that everyone has magic, and is just not aware of it, therefore evryone is technically a magician, they just refuse to admit it. I view psionics to be a scientific explanation for magic, call it what you will, doing things with your mind to alter the world around you, I like magic, its more fantasy... but psionics works fine too... that just psi-fi (sci-fi, for idiots). As to the coment about the avitars, you read it wrong. what I said was people have pictuires that irritate me, but I specified that it was mainly their avitar I was talking about by using commas. real Jun 08, 2006 6:23 am - ^lmfao Rivel Jun 08, 2006 9:40 am - I think you’re learning the wrong things because most of this is bullshit Makel Jun 24, 2006 12:27 am - it doesn’t HAVE to be a naked womam, i give points mainly if its a good avatar. LOL iPood im giving you a 5