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(140 votes) Published: May 01, 2006 3:40 a.m. In 5 Favorites Lists Viewed 3212 times
Okay first egg on my third account. I was formerly Buklao blah blah blah yea....
If you get a test that says "Do Not Write On This" or something similar write "Okay" next to it. Better yet, write somebody else’s name on it.
If your teacher is getting up close and personal tell them they got bad breath. Handing them a breath mint or gum before you say it will be funny too. Better yet back away, cover your nose and mouth and pretend to gag. bonus if you can get your face all red.
Even they get really really mad, start laughing histarically and tell them their face looks funny.com
Ever have a teacher not allowing you to go to the bathroom? Just piss/shit in the room, try the garbage can or the floor. If you have guts, piss on em.
Some teachers have flash drives. If they keep it in a USB port on the computer, take it. Do what ever you like. Keep it and use it, break it and put it back, erase everything and put it back, or sell it for cash. It’s pretty expensive.
Unplugging everything on the teachers computer will piss em off too. Better yet hid the cables some where else.
Take some super glue and glue their chair legs to the floor, and put some on the back of there chair, where they will grab and try to move it. Now that’ll be halarious.
Some teachers has mini fridges in their room. Throw in some rotten food in there or dog shit. What ever you want.
Don’t you hate it when your teacher have their own electric pencil sharpener and you have to use the shitty manual one? Just put some super glue in the hole. Putting something that would clog the whole would be better, like clay.
Lastly. There’s these pieces of paper that kids in my middle school use to make. No pics sorry, i’ll try to explain it good. Get a piece of paper about 1 inch wide and 4 inches long. Fold them into quarters. Then fold the middle 2 quarters together so you have a T shape. Then cut that part in half. Note nothing should have fallen off. If it did cut it in half the other way hahah the best i can explain. Now if you blow on top of the "T" it will make a loud noise.
May 02, 2006 6:47 am - good egg 5* but the one thing that stops people from doing extreme bad things are cameras. you never know if there is one in your classroom or not so be carefull
Jun 06, 2006 5:10 pm - Lol, when I was Kindergarten, it was my first day, and I had to go but didn’t know where the bathrooms were, so I wen’t outside, by a tree...LMFAO.
Apr 19, 2007 4:46 pm - lmao i am so totally gonna do the one where you say the teachers face looks funny and laugh.. and also the one where it says DO NOT WRITE ON THE SHEET and u write okay
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