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(92 votes) Published: May 01, 2006 12:35 p.m. Viewed 601 times
This is an egg telling you how to use an aircraft toilet for sexual purposes! and dis egg tells you wat position to go in and stuff!!
1)Sexual Purposes
Take stock of your situation. You are locked in a small airless box with someone you know tenuously. Try not to appear to nervous. If you are a first-time in-flight shagger, it may help to imbibe a cpoious quantity of duty-free alcohol which will act as a muscle relaxant. If you are a man, do not imbibe TOO much duty-free alcohol or your muscle will be so relaxed as to make in-flight sex impossible.
Begin by removing the garments from the lower part of your partner’s body. Try to gain access to your partner’s genitilia. If movement is severely restricted, use the Complinentary Airline Liquid Soap as a form of lubrication.
Refer to your complimentary in-flight shagging card, if one is available. Adopt the doggy position, as shown. Grasp the seat in front of you firmly with both hands. Tug your partner’s fly to inflate the body "bits." Take a deep breath, place your lips over the mouth piece and suck hard.
Open your partner’s wallet and locate the protective rubber equipment. Put on the protective equipment as directed by the very camp airline cabin steward.
Keeping your body rigid, manoevre your ass into the handbasin. DO NOT press the button marked Hot Tap, or both you and your partner may suffer 70 per cent burns.
Try to recall the dirty bits from the in-flight film. If the film was Home Alone, Disney’s Fantasia or Mrs Doubtfire, you may skip this stage.
Brace your back against the door of the cubicle. Guide your partner through the shagging procedure, using your hands to manouvre the contol stick from left to right. Remember that this equipment is highly sensative and will respond to the slightest touch. If you have prior experiebce of airline sex, use suitable jargon like ’Roger, Roger’ or ’Legover
and out!’
Allow the genitilia to depressurise. When you are sure all the desire has subsided, return the under undergarments to an upright position. Retrn to your respective seats. If the No Smoking sign is not illuminated, light up a post-coital cigarette.
Guide your partner through the shagging procedure, using your hands to manouvre the contol stick from left to right. Remember that this equipment is highly sensative and will respond to the slightest touch. If you have prior experiebce of airline sex, use suitable jargon like ’Roger, Roger’ or ’Legover
and out!’
one time i tried to have sex but it didnt really work but whatever
hahaha, cause boy dogs and boys= no good things. and this egg is strange. you should make one for each airline service. i am most familiar wiht american airlines. so i know the drill.
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