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(96 votes) Published: May 06, 2006 10:32 a.m. Viewed 3104 times
ok i no that any reatard with one leg (if ur a retard with one leg haha it sucks to be u douche bag) can mess up a car but im goin to give u some new ideas with minamal punishment and disprave some things u might have herd with the destruction of cars!
1. classics
ok these are great pranks to do to cars that everyone has herd of and anyone can do. classics range from minalmal to maxium punishment.
slashing/letting air out of tires
breaking windows
smashing headlights
setting off alarm
disconecting battery
tagging
keying the car
cut brake/gas line
cyfin/steal gas from the car
2. New Ideas these car pranks are some new ideas and things you may not have herd of or new about. These pranks range from minamal to moderate punishment
bologna on paint covered area (take of paint)
toothpaste on base of winsheild (i have not tried this but im told that toothpaste reacts with the windshield wiper fluid and creates a massive amount of bubble)
hole punch dots in air conditioning (stolen from HOMEWRECHER)
change the horn to a gay sound (requires time)
lots of super glue under the black flap where the window goes down
rotteneggs/fish hidden in car (kinda a classic sorry)
3. Myth Busted These are some things i learned for the show Myth Busters that involves messing with cars..these are minamal punishment ideas.(these are all myth busters proven)
bleach in the gas tank (sugar and all that stuff you prlly herd befor doesnt work...the bleach make the tank rust and the rust mixes with the gas and the car will stall and the victim will have to gte a new tank and even worse...more gas((with prices theses days gas is worse))
shoving things in the tail pipe...doesnt actually work the exhaust builds up and just shoots it out so dont
ps. if your going to mess with a car aleast have the desensey to break into the car and steal something : )
ok i think thats it...wow that took a day and a half 9 i get distracted easily) leave me some comments
May 06, 2006 1:18 pm - welll the bleach didnt blow up on myth busters haha great show ..also on there if u put like moth balls in ur gas tank it makes like a high octaine fuel...
May 06, 2006 6:25 pm - tell me y u fuckers are givin me such a low rateing ...this took fucking tiem ass holes and u all no this is a fucking good egg....
May 06, 2006 6:50 pm - you hadsome stuff i didnt knoiw already olus you has pics ill give you a four
May 06, 2006 10:38 pm - Decent but you didnt put my favs up, take Jolly Ranchers and distribute them on parts of the car with pain now urinate on them pee is acidic and makes them get gooey and stick to the pain. Victim pry’s them and their paint off. Next hit the windshield with the sparking part of a spark plug and it creates a nice spider web of cracks