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(129 votes) Published: May 13, 2006 12:31 a.m. Viewed 582 times
Alright, well tonight was a fun night for me.
First off me and a few buddies bought 12 cartons of eggs, 5 bb guns (pellet), masks and gloves.
We drove around looking for something to do or someone to torment. We ended up thinking "hey, it’s kinda late, some movies are getting out about now"
So we end up at our local movie theater and guess who is just chillin outside in the parking lot? about 12 cholo-wannabes and some other people about 30 ft. away from them. We decide our target will be the cholos.
So we formulated our plot, throw eggs at them so they would chase (there were 5 of us), they would chase us across the street, and in an alley behind the party store there. Once there we would take out our pistols and procede to hurt them, rather badly.
So the plan was set, and we were ready to take action. We took our postitions, aimed...FIRED!!
A few direct hits and some egg yolk/white splash was enough to make them chase. >:P
All 12 of them were after us, and once we were in the alley they were thinking they had won and were like "why you throwin shit??"
Then my black friend Curtis holds out his gun all 50-cent sideways style at them (the pistols look very genuine, and even if they arent, pellets hurt like a bitch). We would later find out Curtis was FULLY bullshitting, the gun had NO CO2 and NO pellets.
Anyway after he pulled out his ’gat’, our other black friend Lakeem pulled out his. This is when the cholo-wannabes started to freak out. One of them puled out a pencil and tried to stab me and run, so i chased his ass and he like stopped for no reason, so i threw him into the alley wall and proceeded to pound his forehead (they really shouldn’t shave their heads, it attracts danger...and bears).
Once that started the fight was on, 12 versus 5. Mind you we are all 17 and they looked to be about the same/a little younger.
We end up victorious after 5 minutes with all the cholos running and us just standing there. After that we drove by them again and shot them with pellets.
THEN we ran into one of the kids from the cholo group at a lake near the theatre, which was when my mexican friend(non-cholo) Christian decides he wants to VERBALLY whoop ass.
He proceeded to torment this kid, continually getting into his head...By the end of it the kid was crying and then Angel (other non-cholo mexican friend) pushed him into the lake.
All in all it was pretty fun, and we got wallets from the Cholos!!!
Almost no money whatsoever, but it was still worth it in the end to see that kid cry.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, was my friday night.
May 13, 2006 1:12 am - cholos are those mexican that were button up shirts with like the top button only and they wear sunglasses. they all look the same.
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