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(194 votes) Published: May 13, 2006 10:46 a.m. Viewed 2442 times
hey,obviosly from the title this egg is about sleeping in class or in lecture’s enjoy! btw i know this aint great ...but i was bored so what the hell!
This all depends on you are positioned compared to your teacher, so Ill go through multiple positions. First make sure that your teacher is doing a lecture or something that takes no involvement from yourself.
Back of the room against a wall: 1. Prop yourself up against the wall.
2. Get in a comfortable, yet steady position.
3. Direct your head towards the teacher’s position or the position where the teacher will be speaking.
4. Use your hand to not only cover your eyes, but to keep your head from falling down.
In the middle of a row 1. Direct yourself towards the teacher like in steps 1 and 4 earlier.
2. Lean way back in your seat to ensure that you will not fall over.
3. Prop your chin on your chest in order to look like you are paying attention to the lecture.
4. Cross your arms, it helps to keep you back in your seat and from bobbing.
5. Place a piece of written on paper in front of you like in step 6 from above.
6. Half close your eyes to look awake if you can, as in step 7 from above.
7. Sleep
Front of the row: 1. Follow steps 1 and 4 from above and face the teacher.
2. Sit up straight in your desk.
3. Slightly lean forward and look down towards the desk.
4. Brace your head with one or both hands making sure to cover your eyes.
5. Place a piece of paper on your desk like step 6 from above.
6. Sleep.
After class is over, if the lecture was important get someone to summarize it for you to get the main info needed.
Have fun! cya!
P.S I know some of the pictures are crap…but I just thought id do them
May 13, 2006 3:50 pm - 4 i sit i nthe bak of he class room my hairs long enought ot cover my eyes so i sleep having my fist on the side of my face/chin if you know what i mean makes me look like im paying attention
May 15, 2006 3:36 am - nice , my favourite is to get ur head really low on the desk and stand a book up,(so teacher cant see u) making it look like ur reading it but ur really sleeping behind it 5*
Jun 02, 2006 8:31 am - i have no idea wat ur sayin but da pictures r awsom hahaa 5 but when u fall asleep like iv dun many times in science make sure poeple cant get into ur bad or nefin n make sure u dont snore lol like one time and wot if u have stools there lame
Nov 17, 2006 2:22 am - I agree with Nephrosis, a couple years back after a few months of growing my hair i entered the point where i looked like an emo fag, the hair was useful for covering the eyes while i slept in class.4*’s for the amusing pics.
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