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Make fun of smokers

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(146 votes)
Published: May 20, 2006 6:28 a.m.
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This egg is about how to make someone know what you think about his smoking habit the fun way.
Yes, this has been posted before but unlike others, I have actually tried this.

And I have pics, everybody loves pics!

What do you need?
-cigarette (preferably the same brand as your victim smokes, just steal one)



-tweezers



-gunpowder/flash powder
(flash powder works better)



-energy drink


Halleluja!

If you don’t have gun or flash powder, you can get a firecracker or bullet, just break it open. You don’t need much powder.


I used flash powder

Pick up the tweezers and pick out the tobacco.


Take the gun/flash powder, put it into the cigarette followed by the tobacco.


Its likely that not all of the tobacco will fit in, just eat the rest, it’s actually pretty good.

The result should look like this:


Yeah, it’s supposed to look like a cigarette, that’s the whole point of this egg.
You don’t need the tweezers anymore, you can use them pick your nose/ears, or the people with the small wieners use it to jerk off.





Now, sneak back to your victims cigarettes again, take the cig you just customised and put it back in.



Pick up your energy drink,


Open it,



Now, find yourself a nice front row seat and enjoy the show!

Amen
 

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Toasty

May 20, 2006 6:34 am -
You make comments about me and expect me to rate this high...
Quote:
or the people with the small wieners use it to jerk off.


4*


prankenator

May 20, 2006 7:11 am -
Whats the point of the energy drink? lol 5* cuz’ thats kind of funny.


BUTT_DUMPLING

May 20, 2006 7:33 am -
Funny but really, really old. Also have you actually tried that? The flash powder could serioulsy fuck up someone’s mouth.


BUTT_DUMPLING

May 20, 2006 7:34 am -
seriously*


Rivel

May 20, 2006 7:35 am -
Quote:
Funny but really, really old. Also have you actually tried that? The flash powder could serioulsy fuck up someone’s mouth.


Any sane person would trow away his cigarette when it start flashing and shit..


MrPockets

May 20, 2006 7:52 am -
Any sane person would throw the ciggarette if it flashed.

Let’s say that flash happened in less time than it takes you to blink.

You wouldnt be able to throw down the ciggarete in time and you would suffer severe burns.

I think flash powder is way too much. Gun powder is all you need to really scare someone.


GfxGuy

May 20, 2006 9:23 am -
5*


-PapaSmurf-

May 20, 2006 9:48 am -
1* you’ll fuck someone up bad man and whats wrong with smokers, if you dont like em don’t hang out with them.


sean-2840

May 20, 2006 10:10 am -
3* u could really fuk some1 up like that


YouGonnaMind

May 20, 2006 11:10 am -
After this is done the real fun begins, running. Because if this was done to me, I’d hunt you down


Rivel

May 20, 2006 11:16 am -
The following message is for the people who say it will fuck someone up:


What the fuck are you guys bitching about? No it won’t fuck someone up.
I believe I am the one who tried this, not you:
Quote:
I have actually tried this.


So what could happen? This thing will blow up in your face?
I think not. You are pretty dumb if you expect this to explode.
Take some powder and light it. Does it explode? No it doesn’t. it burns.

Look at this pic:


so what happens? The powder is lighted, yes duuh. It burns with a bright flame and some of it falls down.
OH NO! He might get some on his hands! BIG DEAL


The worst thing that could happen is that the smoker inhales some bad air.
smokers inhale all kinds of toxic on purpose!

Just because one person is dumb enough to think this will fuck someone up doesn’t mean it will.
You guys are just a bunch of fucking parrots.

Quote:
it could also blow flaming tabaco into their eyes


No it won’t! De flame burns away from the smoker, so unless the guy has an huge ventilator aimed at his face this won’t do shit.


And what’s with the:
Quote:
whats wrong with smokers


Where did I say there is something wrong with smokers?
I didn’t say that, so fuck you.

Although I do think smokers are some of the biggest idiots ever.

And if you are still convinced this will fuck someone up, don’t do it, what are you, retarded?
Did you even read this?

Quote:
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME : Our text files and message bases are for INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. DO NOT undertake any project based upon any information obtained from this or any other web site.


That means that you are not supposed to do this yourself.


ILoveTitties

May 20, 2006 11:55 am -
Old but still an interesting theme.


KeiserSosay

May 20, 2006 12:17 pm -
Quote:
Yes, this has been posted before but unlike others, I have actually tried this.

good point.


anyways: you need to post a picture of the thing exploding. I want to know how big it flashes


Traitor

May 20, 2006 12:25 pm -
Post a pic of it burning and ill give you a five.


Rivel

May 20, 2006 1:52 pm -
lol this is the best I can do. I don’t get how those programs work and photobucket reduced the size of it :S


anyway, you can still see something burning ;)


anarchodoom--

May 20, 2006 3:49 pm -
are you dutch?


anarchodoom--

May 20, 2006 3:51 pm -
Its the health warning... is that dutch? 4*


Family_Guy09

May 20, 2006 4:32 pm -
you’re against smokers(don’t worry, i am too) but yet you tell us to eat the left over tobacco as if it was good for us.


Shave_Americas_Bush-61 7

May 20, 2006 9:41 pm -
You are a fucking idiot. YOU CANT EAT TOBACO, YOU WILL GET SICK! I cant emphasize how fucking stupid you are, cigerette tobacco can not be ingested without making you sick.... Two, you cannot safely use FP for this, and convincing people to do this is simple idiocy. I got 3rd degree burns on the back of my hand from flash powder. It was less than a fourth of a teaspoon, and my hand was a good 2 feet away. If it were to ignite while they were lighting it they could have some serious problems. The other issue is there are components of flash powder that are HIGHLY TOXIC, such as pottasium perchlorate, should they inhale to much of that you wont be dealing with a simple possession of illegal explosives charge (15 to 25 in the federal pen) you will be dealing with premeditated murder. Delete this egg, or get off the site dumbass


LilSteve

May 20, 2006 10:09 pm -
this is the best egg on the new egg page 5*s


NoMoreWednesday

May 21, 2006 12:24 am -
i’ve had this done to me, damn no mooch people.
from the scent afterwards, i know it was gunpowder, and i’m burnt myself with flash powder a couple times before, so i’m leaning towards bush-shaver on this one, and don’t use flashpowder.
2**


Rivel

May 21, 2006 6:41 am -
Quote:
YOU CANT EAT TOBACO, YOU WILL GET SICK!


Does that mean you will use the tweasers to jerk off too? Just because I say you should?


Quote:
Its the health warning... is that dutch? 4*


yes it is, how did you know? :D


Rivel

May 21, 2006 9:31 am -


heres a better pic of it. I don’t know what the fuck os wrong with photobucket but it keeps resizing it..


Chemist_At_Play

May 21, 2006 11:32 am -
haha this is cool, you could seriously scare someone with this
fat 5 fuckin stars man


andtherestwasjustsilen e

May 27, 2006 12:13 pm -
haha i did this to a senior at my highschool but with a firecracker.


anacker

May 27, 2006 10:15 pm -
that is fucking brilliant!!


STRAT-4

May 30, 2006 12:03 pm -
An energy drink?? Why wouldn’t you just drink a beer?


STRAT-4

May 30, 2006 12:03 pm -
An energy drink?? Why wouldn’t you just drink a beer?


STRAT-4

May 30, 2006 12:03 pm -
An energy drink?? Why wouldn’t you just drink a beer?


V-A-O

Jun 15, 2006 12:21 pm -
what if you just cut a sparkler in half and use that instead?


xorz-5944

Jun 21, 2006 7:19 pm -
Quote:
unless the guy has an huge ventilator aimed at his face


hahahahahahaha lol 4 stars


joshwa

Nov 03, 2006 9:02 am -
haha yer jus hammer that bullet til the gunpowder comes out..ledge

i did this but just put one of thoses small firecrackers in then filled the rest up with backa,
my mate could tell what we did tho when his cig started sparkin XD

nicely done
5*****

 


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