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(175 votes) Published: May 21, 2006 12:58 a.m. In 3 Favorites Lists Viewed 692 times
-May 18th, 2006
-Starpoint High School
-Main Lobby
Everyday after BOCES when I get off of the bus I stand in the lobby and wait for my bus to show so I can go home. Somtimes I wont stay in the lobby, I walk the halls spitting sun-flower seeds everywhere or I go to the bathroom, or I sit down and listen to my music on my mp3 player and tune all the idiots at my school out.
Last thursday (May 18th) I was in the lobby just starin’ out the window listening to music. I walk over to this bell "tower" (picture later in egg) of sorts and stand on the bench of it. This short little prick who is a gym teacher tells me not to stand on it. I shoot him a dirty look and walk away, it was close to the weekend and my dad was coming home; I didnt want to fuck things up more since my mom went to some conference with my teachers.
That same thursday I had a math review class to go to from 5:30-7:30pm. I was reluctant to go to the class but I want to pass some god damn’ test so I can graduate. I pass through the class and reflect at how much I really know and realize that Im more prepared for the test. I left at 7pm (My mom picks me up at 7:30) as planned so I could walk around and space, well that was the original plan but I had happened to have my camera in my pocket. I didnt really plan on climbing the damn thing, I had planned on walking around the grounds of school taking pictures so I could see where would be the best place to try to climb onto the schools roof.
Let’s take a break from reading, let me show you some pictures of my school.
(Pictures are thumbnails! Click for bigger view!)
--This is from the entrance to the parking lot. My school is pretty fuckin’ huge. I took this picture the day I went to the AFS. (I’ve been putting that egg off for quite some time now....I need to get back into that swing)
--I zoomed in so you could see the main lobby. Those are the doors I walk through every morning at 7:20am....
--This entrance leads to another lobby, here everyday I wait at 11:30 until 11:50 for my BOCES bus to arrive then we walk out the door. All the "cool" kids that straggle behind insist that they push their way though the mass of people so they can sit in the back of the bus, ridicule the bus driver (thats pretty funny, she has broken down and cried somtimes) and throw things at people. This is where the cafeterria, gym, nurses office and auditorium are.
--This was taken from atop the "tower" you can see the "Fine Arts Lobby" (it has its own fucking title, how cute)
--Random shot? Yes. I plan on placing a ladder around here, it seemed to be the most concealed area and there are no cameras here. I have a plan, but Im not posting that on the internet and this is still in its early stages. (I plan on climbing onto the school of my roof one day)
Now, on with the story again. I go to the "Fine Arts Lobby" and buy a bottle of chocolate milk (Goooood stuff)and I go back to the main lobby. Well Im sitting in the main lobby; nobodies around, there are no cameras and I was dead bored. I look up at the "tower" and remember what happened just 3 and a half hours ago in this very spot. I put my camera down and climb it to see how sturdy it is and to see if I actually could. I make it to the top and climb back down for the camera.
--Here is this "tower" I keep on talking about. It is like 10-12 feet tall. Has this plastic sheets surrounding the bell so nobody can touch them. You can see my milk bottle that I dropped down into it just for "fun". You can see my backpack and my mp3 player too!
--I was just sitting on top of it. I thought to my self what if sombody seen me, what the hell would they say?
--The lobby. I didnt really take too many pictures of my school because that would of been un-interesting to me. Plus I dont want to have to look at pitures of my school when Im not there.
--My milk bottle high atop a treacherous tower.
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--My "artsy" shot....
Yeah, so thats my story of how I am probably the only person in the school to climb the damn thing. Next thursday Im climbing ontop of it again and writing somthin up there.
Thanks for reading it if you did. Please rate it fairly, it is a story, not a joke.
May 21, 2006 8:57 am - I like the milk bottle. From now on I shall worship it 5 times a day! At 5 every day I shall face the east coast and beat off in a ceremonious way in the middle of Walmart.
May 21, 2006 9:28 am - have you ever made a bad egg? seriously, iv’e looked at all your eggs and iv’e never found one worthy of anything lower than four, keep makin good eggs.
btw 5*
May 21, 2006 1:08 pm - don’t be scared to get caught climbing your school, i got caught, my friend was throwing rocks at the buses (trying to break the emergency window on top)and some one heard us, so i jump off the fuckin roof, and ran to my bike on the other side then rode away, flipping off the dude that was yelling at us. lmao, he shouted "we know who you are" as i rode away. any way 5* for this thing you call a egg.
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