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(140 votes) Published: May 24, 2006 1:00 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 500 times
Summer is my favorite time of the year,for getting even.Tips for all the serious vandels..
1# Never tell anyone your plans for revenge,The police are very good at turning your friends into snitches in order to put your ass in jail !!
2# Always have a real unbreakable alibi ready just in case you become a suspect.
3# Wear gloves ,and mask in case of fingerprints or cameras .
4# Never leave evidence of your visit behind for police too find..
5# Always have a gameplan,Always come prepaired too have fun..
6# Never hang around too watch the fun caused by your havoc,someone might remember seeing you ,or catch you on camera..
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Something Fishy
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Get a hold of several 5 Gallon buckets,with air tight lids
Its summer you should be able too find enough fish for this stunt..
Take fish cut them into thirds,and place in bucket,seal lids tight then
bury them in the ground letting them rot ,until your ready too use them.
Stunt 1# Find your enemies car ,and empty fishbuckets either in the
front ,of back seats ,or even the trunk.
Stunt 2# Find your enemies house break in ,andempty fishbuckets into clothes dryer ,and turn on ! -Fill a bowl up with fish then put into microwave ,and turn it on.-put some into dishwasher and turn on.
turn up all the heaters turn on any fans too circulate odor put fish behind couch,or under the bed ,-toss fish onto clothes in closet...
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Trashing enemies Cars
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1# Scratch car with keys.or other piece of jagged metal such as a nail,or
screwdriver.
2# Take 4 wooden wedges place nails point up place behind each tire.
3# Dump paint remover all over car..
4# Remove all vital car parts,muffler.tires ,stering wheel,plugs ,battery etc.
5#Put BBs in gas tank-dishsoap in radiator - 4 qts of oil to burn
6#Steal car go joy riding play pinball with car,then abandon car .
7# Stick gas soaked rag into gas tank then get the Hell gone quick.
8#Spray paint ,Rapist - or Child Molester on car.
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House trashin
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After you break into your enemies house you can do one ,or all of these
1# flush diaper down toilet ,and let it flood over.
2#Put a plug in bath tub run water fill with soap ,or bubblebath.
3# Empty bottle of dishsoap into dishwasher ,and turn on.
4#Empty whole box of laundry detergent into washer ,and turn on .
5# Tag graffitii all over the house.
6# Slice -tear smash unwanted furniture.
7# Take pins out of door hidges,or remove all door nobs.
8# Find fuse box turn off all power ,then smash fuse box.
9#Steal anything of value.
10# Cut all wires too all appliances,TV ,Cable ,Phone etc.
11#Attach a hose too a sprinkler,place in living room turn on
after you’ve soaked it toss flour,sugar oil all over everything.
My brothers ,and I never ran out of enemies were always being targeted
By Bullies-Jocks .and Assholes somewhere.we dont get mad we get even
May 24, 2006 1:49 pm - Ok, I’m giving this a 3*. I think we should all take a break from making these goddamn eggs... they are all the freaking same. Barely any effort or thought put into this, but okay- 3*
Oct 10, 2006 6:05 pm - 2 things hoss. the first one
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1# Scratch car with keys.or other piece of jagged metal such as a nail,or
screwdriver.3# Dump paint remover all over car.
Isent the point of scraching the car to remove the paint in the first place?Isent this redundant?Also
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2#Put a plug in bath tub run water fill with soap ,or bubblebath.
3# Empty bottle of dishsoap into dishwasher ,and turn on.
4#Empty whole box of laundry detergent into washer ,and turn on
are you doing your enemys daily household chores becuase you are stupid or just a genuinly nice guy? 1*
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