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(202 votes) Published: May 28, 2006 10:34 p.m. Viewed 1528 times
1. Include the term ’you know’ in every sentence.
2. Claim that you work for the C.I.A.
3. Grow a hitler mustache and change your name to adolf.
4. Claim that the C.I.A. is always watching you.
5. Invite adult relatives, but not their children, to family events.
6.
7. accept #6 for what it is.
8. If your a man, wear pantyhose.
9. take a dump in someone’s pool
10. describe your bowel movements to people.
11. if your jewish, fly a nazi flag in your yard.
12. if your black, fly a confederate flag in your yard.
13. if yer american, fly an iraqi flag in your front yard.
14. become a transvestite.
15.be a bully.
16.get turned on during a therapeutic massage.
17.name you private parts and talk to them often.
18. lie.
19.dissapear.
20. when entertaining vegetarians, serve only veal.
21. become a male stripper.
22.chew tobacco.
23.at a funeral, go up to the casket, and scream,’LOOK, HE’S MOVING!’
24.tell your minister you are converting to catholicism.
25. tell you rabbi you are converting to islam.
26. get a tattoo that reads,’born to snap bra straps.’
27. be a total blooming idiot.
28.come out of the closet.
29. mess with people’s minds.
May 29, 2006 8:25 am - lets see how many of these suck my balls.
1. Include the term ’you know’ in every sentence.
2. Claim that you work for the C.I.A.
3. Grow a hitler mustache and change your name to adolf.
4. Claim that the C.I.A. is always watching you.
6.
7. accept #6 for what it is.
8. If your a man, wear pantyhose.
9. take a dump in someone’s pool
10. describe your bowel movements to people.
11. if your jewish, fly a nazi flag in your yard.
12. if your black, fly a confederate flag in your yard.
13. if yer american, fly an iraqi flag in your front yard.
14. become a transvestite.
15.be a bully.
16.get turned on during a therapeutic massage.
17.name you private parts and talk to them often.
20. when entertaining vegetarians, serve only veal.
21. become a male stripper.
22.chew tobacco.
23.at a funeral, go up to the casket, and scream,’LOOK, HE’S MOVING!’
24.tell your minister you are converting to catholicism.
25. tell you rabbi you are converting to islam.
26. get a tattoo that reads,’born to snap bra straps.’
27. be a total blooming idiot.
28.come out of the closet.
29. mess with people’s minds.
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May 29, 2006 5:09 pm - wow... this list is not only a guide to annoying others...
but its also a guide to getting yourself shot!!
awesome!
thats more than what we all bargained for :D
its basically a win win situation. you annoy the fuck out of people, you get shot. now, i ask you, who doesn’t want to die that way? fuck being a hero... die being annoying. this is great
Oh at least Islam is better than Judaism, but you’re still a semitic. hehe fuck you asshole
also fuck all of ibrahimic religions
also fuck all of semitic peoples
also fuck all of human races but white
also 5* to this egg.
also fuck that olmert
also fuck that bush
also let’s hack into Nuclear Missile base and nuke israel, saudi arabia, nelson fuckdella’s mansion, etc
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