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May 15, 2008 9:23 am - counter terrorism unit
right people i will try and make shis short for u guys. i got arrested on terrorism offences late last year cos of me been a prankster, (making smoke bombs and that) and of course me being political, not to mention that i am asian. now u might think i am bullshitting but if any of u wanna check me out, then try finding out about a teenage boy getting arrested in west yorkshire, dewsbury on september 12th, now u wont get a name cos i was 17 then, but that guy was me along with a mate of mine that got arrested as well, my trials later this year at leeds, so ill keep u guys up to date if u wanna know whats happenin, if u got any questions then please ask i aint got no problems answerin, but i might not answer everything cos the security services monitor this website not to mention my case is still ongoing, by the way it was under the terrorism act 2000 that i got arrested under, section 57 and 58, so if ur interested and wanna check out the laws for yourselves, especially if u live in england then please do. it dont matter to me if u think im nuts, or u think that i am making it up, but if u wanna make sure for urselves then ive given u the info, this websites about tellin everyone about what kind of prankster stuff ur getting up to in ur lives, that u know this is the kinda stuff that other people talk about and actually do in there spare time here, and it just so happens what happened to me fits right in with what rotteneggs is all about. i will update the blog when i can. laterz

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m0rtifie _p3nguin

May 15, 2008 10:15 am -
wow. whats up w/ all the legal troubles recently?
techno got into a bind with the law a little while ago. maybe they are lurkin the site looking for people to take down.


thegr8est1

May 15, 2008 11:59 am -
you fought the law and the law won


SafetysLast

May 15, 2008 12:09 pm -
http://hightimes.com news/ht_admin/3720
You were arrested for possessing a copy of The Anarchists Cookbook? Lmfao, that’s pathetic.


TheEnglishPrankste

May 16, 2008 2:33 am - anarchist cookbook
yep, u cant even have the anarchist cookbook anymore without those faggot cops arrestin u on suspicion of terrorism, or some conspiracy that ur suppose to be planning out, the laws in england to do with this kinda thing are just fucked up, and its just gonna keep on getting worse


-Blackhawk-

May 16, 2008 6:34 pm -
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cos of me been a prankster, (making smoke bombs and that)

..Are those really terrorist charges?


Mr_pyroskid

May 16, 2008 8:54 pm -
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Are those really terrorist charges


my friend shot a bottle rocket at the bus and the driver nearly called the cops on terrisim charges


hip-cat

May 17, 2008 1:51 pm -
Someone in the year above me at school got arrested for browsing the cookbooks site in the IT room. They thought he was a terrorist. It’s funny because he looks incredably Jewish as well.

Jun 28, 2007 3:40 am - CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY
Anyone who wants to see the recently released declassified C.I.A. documents, then all you need to do is visit this web link, http://www.foia.cia.gov/

All you need to do is type in what you want to know about from the past like the assasinatin attempts on fidel castro and the documents should come up.
Im sorry its not a proper link, forgoten how to do one.

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-Origina -UK-

Jun 28, 2007 12:38 pm -
http://www.foia.cia. ov/


You make links by using this [url*]*pasteyourlinkhere* /url*]
without the *


-Original-UK-

Jun 28, 2007 12:45 pm -
[url*]*pasteyourlink ere*[/url*]
without the *

Jun 29, 2007 11:43 pm -
dont lie. You never forgot, you never knew how to do them in the first place nub


Dodge

Jul 01, 2007 2:22 pm -
[url]http://www.past yourlinkhere.com/[/url]

Jun 16, 2007 6:53 am - Burning Down The Kitchen
About a week back, i was a making a smoke bomb in my kitchen, now although ive made at least over 20 in the past on this occasion i nearly burnt down the kitchen, i overheated it, and the overcooked smoke bomb lit in the frying pan with the fire shooting up to the ceiling, me getting burnt fingers and the kitchen been totally blacked out by smoke for about 15 minutes even with the fan on and the windows been open, so if anyone has had a similar experience then id be happy to hear them.

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Dodge

Jun 16, 2007 9:44 am -
LOL, self pwnt. Do that shit outside...
How bad you get burnt?


Tec oDestructo

Jun 16, 2007 11:26 am -
i allmost set mine & my nabors house on fire once
while trying to make a large fire vortex.
here recently i had some zink dust spontaneously
combust in my garage


The nglishPrankster

Jun 17, 2007 6:43 am -
well dodge, i burnt all the fingers on my right hand, i was picking up he pan to throw it in the sink when the fire took a liking to my hand, but it was only minor damage, nothing serious. lol.

Jun 17, 2007 9:09 am -
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but it was only minor damage, nothing serious

damn that sucks.


Gar ock

Jun 28, 2007 8:46 am -
That happened to me once, the house smelled like caramel.

May 24, 2007 7:20 am - local gangs
i was just wonderin, theres enough teenagers in loads of different gangs round here in my town in england, asian & white, so are there any local wannabe gangsters with crews around in your area wacking others,and blowin shit up?

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duct_tap

May 24, 2007 1:38 pm -
We have the jets and the sharks.

May 24, 2007 3:03 pm -
I live in Compton. There are a lot of black people. Which means there are a lot of gangs.

OH NOEZ! STEREOTYPE!


Family Guy09

May 24, 2007 6:00 pm -
We have the Fags and the Bisexuals.

I just joined the Bisexuals not too long ago.


duct_tape

May 24, 2007 7:15 pm -
We also have the klan, to help keep neegars away.


im_right_behind_you

May 24, 2007 7:54 pm -
Around here we have the "hard knock natives" a bunch of indin kids that do drive by’s on country roads and are too afraid to actually shoot people so they shoot there bb guns at cows and walk around like they are some bad ass kids.


Nsalt

May 24, 2007 8:36 pm -
^ Those indians are what you call faggots.
But some of the same gangs are situated all over the world.
I’m from New Zealand here. And It we have the Bloods and the Cripps. There’s Skin Heads, there’s Nomads, Hells Angel, King Cobra, Head Hunters, Tribesman etc. But originated from New Zealand is Black Power and their rivals Te Mighty Mongrel Mob.
All have different reputations.
One of my bro’s Rock from LA he’s a Cripp, he’s being looked after good here, Not being a name dropper though.

May 24, 2007 11:42 pm -
We have the CWC (Centeral West Crips) round here. Their gang is deteiorating though cause a lot of them have gone to jail


BlackActivist

May 25, 2007 1:30 am -
Sydney has the lads, one of the most hated groups of people in the world, there are heaps of gangs within this name, at least one for each nieghbour hood.

We also have some asian gangs who are actually pretty dangerous.

Then in my town we have the inbred fags...


Anarcho-Hobo

Jun 02, 2007 5:59 am -
A MESSAGE FOR Nsalt
There are no such things as bloods or crips in New Zealand there are in America everyone fucking knows that.
However in New Zealand, Those that choose to Caress thier skin with blue or red fabric every fucking day untill they get shot or stabbed actually just chose to be.
This blog was Titled are there any Wannabee gangsters... well at least you got that right.The bloods and crips over in U.S think that the Maori are still running around in grass skirts and living in Tribes. [b]


rush-2112

Jun 28, 2007 3:54 am -
theres a war goin on with the aztecas and some other gang i forgot,fighting in el paso.Its cool seeing someone get shot,when they get shot i roflmao.

Oct 28, 2006 11:10 am - george w bush
so wot do u think, does bush have the balls to take on both north korea and iran, or u do u think that this satanist from hell will acuually bak down for once and call it a night.

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Meow-Meo

Oct 28, 2006 11:48 am -
bush is an idiot


AtlJoker

Oct 28, 2006 12:51 pm -
Death to America!


rush-2112

Oct 28, 2006 1:53 pm -
he doesnt have the balls to do it.he will just sit down at a corner calling for his mama


Toasty

Oct 28, 2006 2:26 pm -
Fuck bush and fuck iran. Again.


riv lZone

Nov 03, 2006 6:12 am -
If it wasnt for the US the world would be such a great place


a-rats-ass

Jan 05, 2007 1:34 pm - homo
rivalzone your a sick motherfucking bitch


rush-2112

Jun 28, 2007 3:56 am -
rival is funny,i dont really give a shit bout any countries.I just live my life happy.

Jun 13, 2006 9:46 am -
this is the one website where u can see some serious carnage, soldiers personal videos, insurgents videos and bombs going off. the website is www.ogrish.com. i warn u though some of the videos like the beheadings of hostages are very gory.

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Nindaji

Jun 13, 2006 12:37 pm -
I’’ll check it out .


TheEnglishPrankster

Jun 14, 2006 4:43 am - ogrish.com
yo trippin, most of the beheadings and roadside bombs that ive seen on that website looked pretty damn realistic. ive seen most of the roadside bombs or airstrikes on tv anyway, so i know there pretty real at least.


The nglishPrankster

Jun 14, 2006 11:09 am -
yo trippin, most of the stuff ive seen on the website like roadside bombs and other more brutal deaths look pretty damn realistic, besides most of the attacks on soldiers like the roadside bombs, i see on the news all the time so i know there real at least.


Sho tane

Jun 14, 2006 3:31 pm -
Almost all of the ogrish videos make me sick. lol sick shit there.


The nglishPrankster

Jun 15, 2006 6:04 am -
i know, it was pretty hard to watch the beheadings in particular, cos the iraqi insurgents take their time dont they.


-oxo-

Sep 18, 2006 9:41 am -
Great Collection of Audio & Video Clips on Radical Islam.

http://www.faithf eedom.org/audio-video.htm

Jun 02, 2006 1:46 pm - creating a new identity
How To Create A New Identity

first off this is not my work, its copied but i figure if u want a new identity for whatever reason then this is the way to do it.

STEP 1
The first step is to find out who exactly you’ll become. The
most secure way is to use someone’s ID who doesn’t use it themselves.
The people who fit that bill the best are dead. As an added bonus they
don’t go complaining one bit. Go to the library and look
through old death notices. You have to find someone who was born about
the same time as you were, or better yet, a year or two older
so you can buy booze, etc. You should go back as far as you can for the
death because most states now cross index deaths to births so people
can’t do this in the future. The cutoff date in Wisconsin is 1979, folks
in this grand state gotta look in 1978 or earlier. Anything earier there
is cool. Now, this is the hardest part if you’re younger. Brats that
young happen to be quite resilient, takin’ falls out of three story windows
and eating rat poison like its Easter candy, and not a scratch or
dent. There ain’t many that die, so ya gotta look your ass off. Go
down to the library and look up all the death notices you can,
if it’s on microfilm so much the better. You might have to go through
months of death notices though, but the results are well worth it.
You gotta get someone who died locally in most instances: the death
certificate is filed only in the county of death. Now you go down to
the county courthouse in the county where he died and get the
death certificate, this will cost you around $3-$5 depending on the state
you’re in. Look at this hunk of paper, it could be your way to
vanish in a clould of smoke when the right time comes, like right after
that big scam. If You’re lucky, the slobs parents signed him up with
social security when he was a snot nosed brat. That’ll be another piece
of ID you can get. If not, thats ok too. It’ll be listed on the death
certificate if he has one. If you’re lucky, the stiff was born
locally and you can get his birth certificate right away.
STEP 2
Now check the place of birth on the death certificate, if it’s in
the same place you standing now you’re all set. If not, you can mail
away for one from that county but its a minor pain and it might
take a while to get, the librarian at the desk has listings of where
to write for this stuff and exactly how much it costs. Get the Birth
cirtificate, its worth the extra money to get it certified
because thats the only way some people will accept it for ID. When yur
gettin this stuff the little forms ask for the reason you want it,
instead of writing in "Fuck you", try putting in the word "Geneology".
They get this all the time. If the Death certificate looks good for
you, wait a day or so before getting the certified birth certificate
in case they recognize someone wanting it for a dead guy.
STEP 3
Now your cookin! You got your start and the next part’s easy.
Crank out your old Dot matrix printer and run off some mailing labels
addressed to you at some phony address. Take the time to check your
phony address that there is such a place. Hotels that rent by the month
or large apartment buildings are good, be sure to get the right zip
code for the area. These are things that the cops might notice that
will trip you up. Grab some old junk mail and paste your new lables
on them. Now take them along with the birth certificate down to the library.
Get a new library card. If they ask you if you had one before say that
you really aren’t sure because your family moved around alot when
you were a kid. Most libraries will allow you to use letters as a form
of ID when you get your card. If they want more give them a sob story

about how you were mugged and got your wallet stolen with all your
identification. Your card should be waiting for you in about two weeks.
Most libraries ask for two forms of ID, one can be your trusty Birth
Certificate, and they do allow letters addressed to you as a second
form.
STEP 4
Now you got a start, it ain’t perfect yet, so let’s carry on. You should
have two forms of ID now. Throw away the old letters, or better yet
stuff them inside the wallet you intend to use with this stuff.
Go to the county courthouse and show them what nice ID you got and get
a state ID card. Now you got a picture ID. This will take about two weeks
and cost about $5, its well worth it.
STEP 5
If the death certificate had a social security number on it you can go
out and buy one of those metal SS# cards that they sell.
If it didn’t, then you got all kinds of pretty ID that shows exactly
who you are. If you don’t yet have an SS#, Go down and apply for one,
these are free but they could take five or six weeks to get,
Bureaucrats you know... You can invent a SS# too if ya like, but the motto
of ’THE WALKING GLITCH’ has always been "Why not excellence?".
STEP 6
Now you can go apply for a passpot which costs about $40.00 and takes about
3 weeks to get.
That is now you have a whole new Identity with every form of Identification!

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meTimes1

Jun 02, 2006 1:56 pm -
make this into an egg


Silancer

Jun 02, 2006 2:21 pm -
Your fucking gay.....this is straight out of the cook book...you make this into an egg and i will have you banned...


Big-chief-E-zizzle

Jun 02, 2006 3:12 pm -
Congratufuckinglatio s, you have succesfully copy and pasted something.

http://www.sk pticfiles.org/new/088doc.h m


yrant

Jun 02, 2006 5:44 pm -
Ebil, can you read?
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first off this is not my work, its copied but i figure if u want a new identity for whatever reason then this is the way to do it.


Jd230

Jun 02, 2006 7:30 pm -
Copyings not cool lol


ryan-3141

Jun 02, 2006 8:17 pm - yea
pussy


TheEnglishPran ster

Oct 04, 2006 9:28 am -
y thank u mr tyrant.


a-rats-ass

Jan 05, 2007 1:32 pm - you bitchs
shut the fuck up russell your a bitch who was taken advantage of so fuck off (counceling)bitch

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